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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Pep.jpg (56 KB, 888x526) And we'll say "no maaann...." We just want to laugh at world of clowns... A chick with a dong... A fox in a thong... Browsing through a website called 4 chan. In the evening we can go to /pol/ man... We'll pretend they're just messin' around... They'll ask "are you feds?" Later ooonn we'll inquire... About the vaaaacine supplier... O Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)13:52:47 No.73546473 Through the booaaards we are browsing... And the pooosts are arousing... Anons unite... We're sperging tonight... Browsing through a website called 4chan... [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Advertise on 4chanj Gone awaaay is the normie... Only aaaaautists before me.... The people are mean... The text it is green.... Browsing through a website called 4chan... [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/3 0/0/1/3

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Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?

Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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Anon has some thoughts about trans people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous You are a f------ degenerate 603 KB PNG : Anonymous values > Centrists hate trannies because their arguments are illogical > Feminists hate trannies because they intrude on women's spaces > LGBs hate trannies because they forced themselves onto the LGB acronym > Communists hate trannies because they're going against nature Anonymous 06/15/23(Thu)22:21:23 No.901002524 Everyone from all corners of the political compass is teaming up to fight against gender ideology. We're on our "Unlikely Alliance" arc. This is some Hero's Journey type s---. Trannies don't stand a chance. >>901004006 # > Neo-Nazis hate trannies because they have a mental illness > Capitalists hate trannies because they violate the Non-Aggression Principle > Conservatives hate trannies because they go against Christian >>901003381 # 06/15/23(Thu)22:25:41 No.901002690 06/15/23(Thu)22:32:12 No.901002941 : Anonymous >>901002524 (OP) # No they aren't you obsessed closeted F----- 06/15/23(Thu)22:33:04 No.901002978

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15% minimum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THE FBI FEDERAL CONTACT US ABOUT US Forms Home • Thank You For Your Tip BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION Thank You Your tip has been submitted. >>51429214 # enjoy prison >>51429823 # Anonymous 06/15/23(Thu)21:26:03 No.51429695 MOST WANTED 1665495662374989.jpg 60 KB JPG NEWS T JUSTICE >>51429695 # Do americans really tip even their alphabet soup agencies? *** 06/15/23(Thu)21:29:03 No.51429823

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Anon finds a loophole | /r/Greentext

28 KB JPG >be me and my room mate. >both incels >it's okay sometimes but it's kinda sad because I wanted to know what it feels like to be with girl >one night me and room mate discussing girls and our failures >he gets frustrated and pushes me over and starts ripping off my clothes >"wh-what are you doing room mate?" >he doesn't answer and just flips me over like a pancake (he's always been stronger than me) >he inserts himself into me and it hurts >I don't know what's going on but it starts to feel good >we both c-- at the same time like his c-- went through me like a beautiful fountain that came out of my penis >we sit awkwardly for a bit >"why did you do that?" >"bro it's okay. Gender is fluid these days. Just before c------ I identified as a girl. So we just lost our virginity without being gay! >I start to cry because he's right >I've now lost my virginity to a girl. there's hope for us fellas. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

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Anon plays pacman | /r/Greentext

>/var/cache/pacman/pkg >19.4 GiB 3h (6/15 20:19) 94088833 >pacman 1980, 24kb >pacman 2023, 19gb What went so wrong? 1h (6/15 22:12) 94090687 >>94088780 (OP) paccache(1) 1h (6/15 22:18)-94090786 >>94088780 (OP) unused storage is wasted storage. : : :

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Tell me you don't go outside without telling me you don't go outside | /r/Greentext

Post your standards for gf Mine: - 16 to 19 years old 287 KB JPG - Virgin, has never seen a penis, has never thought of a man sexually. - 170 to 175cm tall, small-medium boobs, pink n------, wide hips, feminine fat distribution, very little muscle mass. - Either strawberry blonde with blue eyes or light brown hair with green eyes; wavy hair ideally, porcelain white skin, with rosy cheeks, and visible veins. - Takes care of her body but doesn't mind eating more during special occasions and gaining a few pounds after pregnancy. - Hobbies and interest are cute and feminine; cooking, baking, sewing, embroidery, reading, playing classical instruments (piano, violin, flute, etc), singing, gardening, flower arranging, birdwatching, stargazing, traditional archery, airgun/rimfire target shooting. - Dresses in a cute feminine way; dresses with lace, in pastel colors and white; traditional European inspired styles, dresses always below knee-high, might wear clothes with more skin exposed in presence of me and close family/friends alone. Wears pantyhose/stockings most of the time. Never wears pants or sneakers outside athletic activities. Uses cute, tasteful jewelry gifted my me all the time. - Doesn't work, doesn't drive, doesn't curse, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink outside a cup of wine with meals or champagne, doesn't talk to strangers unless necessary, specially with male strangers, doesn't have male friends. Doesn't have strong opinions of her own, no political opinions except being pro-family. - Devout Roman Catholic - Wants kids, doesn't take the pill, always begging to get filled with my seed. - Doesn't mind me spending my entire paycheck in guns and cars - Loves me dearly, is compassionate and understanding of my flaws and mistakes. 85 Replies/17 Images View Thread

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anon interested in human flesh cowboy hats | /r/Greentext

10 KB JPG >be bored >depressed >want to find a new game to stop the pain >w-- is rimworld >bye world >watch YouTube >colony sim >base building >murderous guinea pigs >real s---? >human flesh hats >ooohhh >living blood bag >devilish >average time played by players >500 hours

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anon criticizes chuds | /r/Greentext

79KiB, 487x498, 1686538699043121.gif View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2023 21:58:39 No.640828273 Deleted View Original Report Quoted By: >>640828526 >>640828715 >>640829512 >>640829580 >>640829641 >>640829762 >>640829798 >>640829878 >>640 >>640831141 >WINDOWS 10 IS BAD I WILL CONTINUE USING WINDOWS 7 >GAY RIGHTS ARE NOT HUMAN RIGHTS I WILL CONTINUE BEING A BIGOT >BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD STAY IN THEIR COUNTRIES I WILL CONTINUE BEING A RACIST >NEW STEAM IS BAD I WON'T USE IT Why are chuds afraid of change? Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2023 22:00:33 No.640828474 Report If the only winning move is not to play, I'd still call you a f-----. Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2023 22:01:08 No.640828526 >>640828273 Really, only the first statement is wrong. View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 48fwwztmk3c41.jpg, 71 KiB, 912x1024 Anonymous Thu 15 Jun 2023 22:01:21 No.640828558 "Oh Windows? yeah I use 8.1, what about it?" Report Report

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Anon does shrooms | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: YN1Q19JQ) 06/13/23(Tue)11:40:10 No.430531395 >>430538860 >>430558196 File: 1679022276844547.jpg (172 KB, 1125x1125) >>430504186 I'll tell you about the last time I was on shrooms, where one of my plans was to experience an orgasm while on a high dose >>430532427 >>430533402 >be me >a good 3 hours into a high dose mushroom trip >for the last 30 minutes i've just been laughing myself hoarse because waves of extremely intense euphoria keep washing over my body, from tip of the toes all the way out the skull >just wriggle in bed in hysterical laughter to the point of exhaustion >getting control back ever so slightly >think "im lying down anyway, perfect time to bust a nut" >pull out massive hip onahole because im that guy >try to pull my pants down >pants cannot be located >after a few minutes I think they are down, start searching for penis >I am tripping too hard to even see, so simply try to fondle my way to my own d--- and balls >this task takes tremendous effort >when I finally get a hold on the damn thing, I realized my boxers are still on and start crying laughing >I have a thing where I cant clench my fists or even hold onto anything whenever I laugh hard >lose grip on penis and it disappears into the ocean that is my body >20 or so minutes go by >finally, everything prepared, d--- in hand, several KGs of life like silicone f--- toy at the ready >try to maintain erection long enough to shove it into the dry hole >while also trying to figure out how to open p--- on my phone (which i quickly realize is impossible because i dont speak ancient sumerian and thats what my phone is trying to talk to me with) >rely on good old fantasy >it goes from feeling the most intense sexual experience i've ever fathomed to losing myself in the fantasy im actively creating >eventually d--- goes ultra instinct >the time has come >l intent to e-------- with the force of a thousand suns >at the point of no return, time ceases to exist for me >i feel my entire being and the universe coalesce in pure ecstasy in the upper middle part of my frontal lobe >i can literally feel and see my soul leaving my body >i nut and laugh

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Not sure if this is the 'bloodiest', but it's the 'cringiest' for sure. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: p1gQ2Jir) Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU 06/04/23(Sun)12:41:03 No.429363897 We need Australia in the tank coalition of free nations. Dear Australians, this message is for you: Each and every tank we receive from Australia will help us break through the enemy's defenses - and as a result, regain our land and save the lives of our people. M1A1 ABRAMS TANKS 2:05 AM-Jun 1, 2023-829.8K Views 0:17 / 1:00 australia-ukraine-tanks.png 342 KB PNG >Goes on wikipedia page for M1A1 Abrams tank >Checks which countries are using it and how many >Sees Australia has Abrams tanks >Makes mad max style propaganda video because reddit said that australians like mad max >Gibs me dat! https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status /1664060450772865026

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Anon experiences duality of man | /r/Greentext

File: 168.png (412 KB, 3168x3080) Anonymous 06/14/23 (Wed)20:10:24 No.900959803 [Reply] >>900960451 tfw ive never seen a nice person on 4chan! +3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 06/14/23(Wed)20:29:07 No.900960451 >>900959803 (OP) shut up f-----, get r---- by a dolphin and die >> Anonymous 06/14/23(Wed)20:55:27 No.900961156 Anonymous 06/14/23(Wed)21:29:39 No.900962180 have a nice day

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Anon is a reddit mod | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: ggVS6DRo ) 06/15/23(Thu)22:33:34 No.430765258 >>430765369 File: Wowguy.jpg (24 KB, 367x249) >Be me, reddit mod. >Decide to go on strike by withholding a service/product I don't provide. >It doesn't work. >MFW when Keanu Reeves didn't save me.

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Anon failed | /r/Greentext

>you had no friends in school >you got bullied >"get together in groups kids" >your stomach cramps and you nearly gag >at home you play video games, watch videos, anything that makes you escape reality >fast forward, you are in your mid to late 20s >the time of exploration is over >your peers backpacked through New Zealand >they grew up, became adult and built a life 434 KB JPG >they guy who threw a garbage can after you ten years ago has his second child on the way >it is 4am and you stare at a woman spreading her legs on your screen >you start a game you invested 2000 hours into >you aren't even good at it >you don't on try to escape from the world outside anymore >you try to escape from your feelings >you failed >you failed and there is nothing you can do about it >and the soul crushing fact >it could have been different

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