Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition - I miss the old Republicans

i miss the good old days when the culture war was about actual pop culture instead of "western traditions" which is actually religious moralism in disguise.

The Virgin modern Republican Presidents: "We're going to make the rich richer and everyone else more miserable (especially minorities) while slowly dismantling the democratic process."

The Chad old Republican Presidents: "We're going to save the Union, end slavery, preserve the environment, break up monopolies and send in the 101st Airborne to quell racist chuds."