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: Anonymous >be me >loser neet >forced to take care of retard dog my retard parents bought >they make me walk and feed the thing when they are away >take it out into our garage and kill it >call my mom and tell her the dog ran off leash and ran away >parents suspect me for no reason and say that they are fed up with my s--- even though they have no way of knowing that the dog isnt actually missing >parents seemed consistently enraged at me for past couple days PLEASE WAIT 99 SECONDS FOR BOOBS 216 KB GIF how can i convince them the dog really ran away and it wasnt my fault? i dont want to get kicked out have to get a job pic unrel 4 Replies / 2 Images 06/22/23(Thu)18:25:12 No.73766360 : Anonymous really n---- : Anonymous >>73766360 (OP) # >parents suspect me for no reason And their suspicions are correct, no? Why the f--- would you kill it dude? Also what's so hard about getting a job, it's not that bad 06/22/23(Thu)18:32:27 No.73766413 290 KB PNG View Thread 06/22/23(Thu)18:30:00 No.73766395 >>73766360 (OP) # >killed the dog >"why do they suspect me?" i hope they kill you, not because i'm angry about the dog, but because your a f------ retard

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

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: Anonymous 324 KB JPG 06/21/23(Wed)16:49:38 No.15232855 >named Princess Die >dies Anonymous >>15232855 (OP) # Who writes this s--- 06/21/23(Wed)18:18:51 No.15233135

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UNDA DA SEA | /r/Greentext

File: 1687450506218295.jpg (48 KB, 447x426) Anonymous (ID: FU8WICFJ 31 06/22/23(Thu)18:41:00 No.431627113 » >>431627412 >>431627687 >>431627959 >>431628383 >>431629020 >UNDA DA SEA >UNDA DA SEEAAA >YOU WENT WITH WHAT'S CHEAPA >NOW YOUR FISH DINNA >TAKE IT FROM MEEEE >> Anonymous (ID: (iRpqF3Wm) 06/22/23(Thu)18:43:33 No.431627412 >>431628612 File: IMG_8805.jpg (173 KB, 557x557) >>431627113 (OP). >We're trapped here together >But still it's farewell >Maybe we'll suffocate >Deep Sea, who can tell? >I guess there is someone to blame >We're leaving ground (leaving ground) >Will things ever be the same again? >It's the final countdown

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File: 1687445935945.jpg (15 KB, 236x282) Help i f----- my balls Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)22:59:03 No.29191667 [Reply] ► >>29191676 >take a shower >decide to apply some deodorant on the crotch area >next day balls are bright red, like they've been burned or something >took another shower scrubbing crotch >today they're even brighter red and feel sensitive to the touch what's going on? should i seek doctor? Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)23:03:21 No.29191676 >>29191667 (OP) >deodorant on the crotch holy f--- you retard

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Anon creates a quantum universe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)11:26:15 No.30411341 >be lonely neckbeard mechanical engineer in 2020-2021 >Do massive amounts of drugs >Create temple of god in bedroom >Create quantum universe in bedroom >Create holographic slit grid out of window screen >Place fan by window screen and oscillate >Sit in total darkness and vibrate at same frequency as oscillating fan >Window screen electrifies >Use hands and mind to roll up balls of dark energy and convert it into a spark of binary quantum entangled light >Let if float off in room >Fan sucks it in and out through grid >Becomes holographic light in my night sky >Days later >Mysterious orbs in sky videos all over youtube >"We believe these are aliens from the future trying to show us something" Sigh

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Anon misunderstands the job interviewer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 私はが必要 3 KB PNG 06/22/23(Thu)10:26:24 No.73761491 >be me >at a job interview >it's going pretty well >interviewer asks me "how often were you absent or tardy at your last job?" >"well i'm not a super genius, but i'm definitely not... you know... tardy" >he just looks at me >think he wants me to continue so i say "i mean, i've made dumb mistakes but it's definitely not to the point of calling them "tardy", you know?" >"o...kay, let's move on" >rest of the interview is awkward >realize on the drive home that's not what he meant i'm not getting that job, am i?

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File: Pa_kent.jpg (81 KB, 1280x720) O Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)09:48:54 No.186648611 ► >>186648659 >>186648803 >>186649163 >>186649241 >>186649289 >>186649352 >>186649907 >>186652235 >>186652424 >>186653206 >>186653591 >>186654516 >>186655150 >>186655204 >>186655226 >stop my invincible son, those 4 rednecks might think you are superhuman if you save me >> Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)09:50:37 No.186648659 >>186652315 >>186652491 >>186648611 (OP). >filtered ☐ Anonymous 06/22/23 (Thu)09:55:33 No.186648803 ► >>186648964>>186649012 >>186649878 >>186652686 >>186653452 >>186654644 >>186655191 >>186648611 (OP) He knew his son would be judged and his life made into living hell. F--- humans. >t. Kryptonian BVLL >> Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)10:00:46 No.186648964>>186650216 >>186652315 >>186652748 >>186648803 >He knew his son would be judged >Heyyy Ya'll did ya see them Kent boy like run so fast in the tornado, fastest damn run I saw since that time ol' Pitchork's horse got pecked in the ass by Reedneck's chicken Next day it would be on Daily Planet's front page. >> Anonymous 06/22/23 (Thu)10:02:05 No.186649012>>186649173 >>186649609 >>186649610 >>186653478 >>186653707 >>186648803 the thing with superman is he has no need to be afraid of literally anything humans can do. Anonymous 06/22/23(Thu)10:06:54 No.186649146 ► >>186655226 File: stop my invincible son.gif (2.65 MB, 360x152) >Stop, I beg of you! I know you're so fast no one would even notice you saved me, least of all amongst all the high winds and debris and the chaos! No! This is it for me, my invincible son. I'm content with knowing you could've saved both the dog and me. Farewell!

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File: FQhqsPzVUAAp_tR.jpg (14 KB, 236x283) Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)15:47:20 No.35094299 >>35094325 >>35094339 >>35094369 >>35094379 >>35094580 >>35094983 >>35097058 >>35097094 >become homeless >only friend I've had as an adult died semi-recently and my family won't speak to me after finding out about my drug problem >pray to God for guidance to safety as I'm faced with many life threatening situations while traveling by foot across county lines to find a shelter without a wait list >kinda obvious (at least to me) that he answers them, such as when I asked him to lead me to a safe neighborhood before dark to sleep, as soon as the sun had fully set I was right in front of a church in a rich white neighborhood with a perfect awning to sleep under >pray to Jesus to help me forgive myself for guilt I feel around my friend's death and to turn the other cheek/forgive my family for abandoning me because I turned to drugs to cope with the loss, feels as though he answered >Pray to the holy ghost to convince me to take better care of myself and find success through selfless actions, I end up losing the weight I never had motivation to and was offered a well paying job as a staff member at a homeless shelter when previously no one would hire me >Any time I tell someone about my experience finding faith in the Holy Trinity after being a lifelong atheist, I'm told none of it is real and that I might be schizophrenic Well /x/, should I find a psychiatrist or...?

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: Anonymous 03/21/18 (Wed)19:48:00 No. 10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual ?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---

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Anonymous 06/21/23 (Wed)12:49:46 No.186599471 >>186599495 >It looks like we are gonna die >We have nothing to do >Wanna f---? Would you do it? I'm not even gay but I might as well try some c--- if I-m gonna die like that

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Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)16:45:38 No.23597742 >>23598046 >Buy musket for home defense >Finally one night I hear a crash >Dawn my powdered wig and petticoat >musket is ready to fire. >my home surround sound is also primed and ready to play "The Royal Hussars" >Hit play >"TALLEY HO LADSI" >run downstairs and into my living room >two men are carrying my T.V. >put a basketball sized hole in one >The other attempts to drop my T.V and run >"AFIX BAYONETS GENTLEMEN" >Charge after him >Jam my bayonet into his anus as he tries to climb back through a broken window. >call police >have tea ready for them.

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: Anonymous 22/06/23 16:36:28 No.62207489 148 KB JPG >new girl at work >were all working from home >she sends me pics of her legs wearing short shorts that look more like underwear >"Im working like this today, hehe" >this happens multiple times >I figure that maybe she's trying to flirt >ask her if she wants to go get something to eat >I don't see you that way, we're better off friends, blah blah Why do women do this?

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: Anonymous >be me >loser neet >forced to take care of retard dog my retard parents bought >they make me walk and feed the thing when they are away >take it out into our garage and kill it >call my mom and tell her the dog ran off leash and ran away >parents suspect me for no reason and say that they are fed up with my s--- even though they have no way of knowing that the dog isnt actually missing >parents seemed consistently enraged at me for past couple days PLEASE WAIT 99 SECONDS FOR BOOBS 216 KB GIF how can i convince them the dog really ran away and it wasnt my fault? i dont want to get kicked out have to get a job pic unrel 4 Replies / 2 Images 06/22/23(Thu)18:25:12 No.73766360 : Anonymous really n---- : Anonymous >>73766360 (OP) # >parents suspect me for no reason And their suspicions are correct, no? Why the f--- would you kill it dude? Also what's so hard about getting a job, it's not that bad 06/22/23(Thu)18:32:27 No.73766413 290 KB PNG View Thread 06/22/23(Thu)18:30:00 No.73766395 >>73766360 (OP) # >killed the dog >"why do they suspect me?" i hope they kill you, not because i'm angry about the dog, but because your a f------ retard

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