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21 KB JPG >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight Is this the true land of the free?

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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Anon visits Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun) 07:38:31 No.901884200 >be me a white man >travel to Japan for a week long vacation >expecting no problems while in Japan >people there are racist towards me and discriminate against me simply for being white >go home with disappointment at the racist culture >black friend goes to the same place in Japan a month later for a week >calls me and tells me how amazing the people are and how friendly they are, telling me their interest in black culture and even intrigued by rap music >mfw 298 Replies / 41 Images View Thread

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Anon nearly dies from spitting....... | /r/Greentext

52 KB PNG >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like hell >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------ >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt

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anon makes it! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 5 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it

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Anon doesn't understand | /r/Greentext

12/30/18(Sun)03:07:52 No.788592976 >friends with this girl >asked her once if she was interested in my romantically, or if she was okay just being friends >she chose the latter >be earlier today >she is out shopping, wants me to go with her to give my opinion >after we are done I get the idea to go get something to eat at this restaurant I haven't been to before called Red Kitchen : Anonymous 264 KB PNG >she says she wants to stop somewhere and get food >stops at a gas station >gets hot food there >asks if I want her to drop me off at my house >"nah I'm good. I'm gonna go have dinner at the red kitchen" >she gets p----- off at me for not telling her I was going to eat there before she ordered food because she would have asked me to treat her to dinner >tell her I figured it would be awkward to go out on a date with someone who isn't interested in dating >she gets mad and leaves >calls me later and asks me if I "had a good time eating without her" >tell her I did, and that the alfredo I had was very good >she hangs up What is up with women

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Anon has a great love for his cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 570 KB JPG glass 06/29/23(Sun)17:13:33 No.68827301 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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Anon chats to a guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ugly women are oppressed by mo(...) 5 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun)06:31:25 No.73872672 >voice chat with robot >he assumes I'm attractive based on the sound of my voice >assure him I'm not and that he'll be highly disappointed once he sees my face >he doesn't believe me and thinks I'm being insecure >finally muster up the courage to send him a photo >he reads my message and never responded back

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Well, at least anon had good intentions? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)09:50:32 No.72925415 >grandma has dementia >like it's really bad, she can't even remember family members >want to improve the situation >idea.exe >record the entire family members' name in a tape like "uncle Jon, aunt Martha..." >set up a small speaker near her bed and play it in loop when she's sleeping every night so she won't forget people >today she goes insane saying everyone is in her head and the only way to get rid of them is killing the entire family did I just mind break my grandma? 2.21 MB PNG

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YouTuber face reveal | /r/Greentext

TERD M6910 Adobe_20221002_191656.png 338 KB PNG >100+ million subs on YouTube >Millions of fans who are constantly horny >Face reveal today >It's literally an average white dude as we all were expecting Was it worth losing your father over?

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Anon celebrates his birthday | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/21 (Wed)10:22:58 No.65392282 336 KB PNG >Be me >Turned 23 yesterday >Happy birthday to me >Open phone >Zero notifications >Get a call from mom and dad wishing me and asking about my plans >Tell them I am going out with friends >No one else know my birthday because never bonded much with anyone in college >Have a crush on this girl who still talks to me for some reason, probably out of pity >Wished her every time on her birthday for the past 3 years because oneitis >She then asks about my birthday every time >Tell her every time >Still she never wished me >Get in my car, drive to woods >Spend my whole day alone >At around 6pm receive a call from a guy who handles my brokerage account (yes, I have invested about $2k in some stocks) >He wishes me happy birthday >I say thank you >After few hours of drinking, get back in my car and cry myself to sleep in my small apartment >This how I've been celebrating my birthday for the past few years >Wake up next day and post all this on 4chan This is my life bros. This is it.

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Anon fucks around and finds out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >used to be a friendless KHHV >kinda disliked women, blamed and resented men for being simps and blowing their standards out of proportion >fall in love with a girl who gets close to me for seemingly no reason, hugs me, holds hands with me >she rejects me after 3 months of that >somehow make friends and start going to raves >get approached by ~6 drunk women/women on mdma and make out with them >they all leave me right after and I never get any numbers 49 KB PNG 07/01/23(Sat)07:32:07 No.73864342 >all that through the course of 5 months >meet a friends crush who he's been simping for for months >she likes me, goes out with me and kisses me >friend group immediately evicts me for 'stealing' her >she ghosts me too >completely alone >go on a few dates from girls from dating apps, they just use me for fun (I paid for everything), stop using dating apps >keep going to raves on my own >meet a girl who offers me mdma >split and take it together, then I go home with her, lose my virginity >spend the next two weekends with her, feels like we're bf and gf >she suddenly ghosts me and the next time I go to a rave I see her hanging out with some skinhead >have just been sitting around at home all alone and depressed since then >no longer a KHHV but now I genuinely HATE women sometimes it's better to stay a KHHV guys, stop worrying so much the depression CAN get worse Anonymous >go to s--- places >find s--- women Pottery >>73867016 # 07/01/23(Sat)07:35:14 No.73864357

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Typical /vp/ discourse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 00000 0000g Veteres 2 KB PNG : Anonymous >>54025690 # : Anonymous Hoenn >anon >is retarded >old gen >mysterious world full of secrets and cool lore >new gen >literally irl world like france and spain I hate it. 06/30/23(Fri)14:40:47 No.54025276 >>54025276 (OP) # Johto 06/30/23(Fri)14:46:19 No.54025312 06/30/23(Fri)14:46:30 No.54025313 Pokemon-to-real-world.png 159 KB PNG Kanto 1 Sinnoh 2 Sevii Islands

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Anon forgot his medication. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat) 15:22:30 No.73868510 >meet a girl in some videogame >we have a nice conversation, she asks for my discord >we talk for a little while and she asks for my phone number 1.81 MB WEBM >she's a super good looking and thin white girl, f--- I have no chance >one day I send her my picture, thinking she's gonna stop talking to me afterwards like it had happened before with other women >she compliments my looks and continues talking as usual >she puts effort into our conversation, she apologizes for taking too long to answer, she initiates conversations, I wake up to her good morning texts >we have an endless list of things in common and we're very compatible so I ask her out >we meet and start dating, I feel the happiest I've been in my entire life I wish I knew how easy dating was when the woman actually likes you. If I knew that back then I wouldn't have wasted so much effort on women who didn't like me back. I hope I marry this woman because I can never go back to those half hearted women. 3 Replies View Thread

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