BAD DAY ESCA BEER TORKK pissboi >be me, recent college grad >go up to my apartment that i still have for another month to visit my friends who still have at least a year left of school who are there for the summer >go out to daydrink at club on the fourth of july >get mildly drunk, vibe, and have a decent time >my friends and i go back to our place >my friend with a serious drinking problem takes a few more shots and passes out on the couch >the rest of us chill and play video games >one of my two awake friends starts falling asleep during the game >we take a quick break to draw s--- on the passed-out dumbass's face, including a hitler mustache >get back to playing >asleep friend opens his eyes and makes noises >eventually stands up and speaks gibberish >faces me and puts his hand in his pants to adjust his crotch >a stream of piss starts coming out of the bottom of his shorts >w--.jpg >he keeps pissing. i scream at him while my awake friend films everything >the half-asleep friend fully wakes up and also starts screaming >everyone moves whatever we have on the floor >the piss puddle keeps growing.jpg >he whips out his pp and continues to piss on the floor >piss stream ends.exe >he lies down right in the middle of the puddle >get sharpies and draw on him some more, this time everything is piss-themed >he wakes up about 30 mins later, still incredibly drunk, and blames one of my friends for the piss puddle >he keeps acting like a d--- and denying that the piss is his >i scream at him that i saw the piss coming out of his c--- >go home the next morning >haven't spoken to him since

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (1080px x 3305px)

File size: 1.37 MB

Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

View All 44,271 Images

Moar:

0

Greentext Stories - The Fable of pissboy | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

BAD DAY ESCA BEER TORKK pissboi >be me, recent college grad >go up to my apartment that i still have for another month to visit my friends who still have at least a year left of school who are there for the summer >go out to daydrink at club on the fourth of july >get mildly drunk, vibe, and have a decent time >my friends and i go back to our place >my friend with a serious drinking problem takes a few more shots and passes out on the couch >the rest of us chill and play video games >one of my two awake friends starts falling asleep during the game >we take a quick break to draw s--- on the passed-out dumbass's face, including a hitler mustache >get back to playing >asleep friend opens his eyes and makes noises >eventually stands up and speaks gibberish >faces me and puts his hand in his pants to adjust his crotch >a stream of piss starts coming out of the bottom of his shorts >w--.jpg >he keeps pissing. i scream at him while my awake friend films everything >the half-asleep friend fully wakes up and also starts screaming >everyone moves whatever we have on the floor >the piss puddle keeps growing.jpg >he whips out his pp and continues to piss on the floor >piss stream ends.exe >he lies down right in the middle of the puddle >get sharpies and draw on him some more, this time everything is piss-themed >he wakes up about 30 mins later, still incredibly drunk, and blames one of my friends for the piss puddle >he keeps acting like a d--- and denying that the piss is his >i scream at him that i saw the piss coming out of his c--- >go home the next morning >haven't spoken to him since

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

426 views (21 from today)

Uploaded Jul 09, 2023 at 06:34AM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/618/551/6bb.png!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson depicting an image of the CEO and the gunman.

Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO

Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)

Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)

A tiktok enshittification edited artwork meme

Enshittification

Team Fortress 2