COVID CAMPS BRAIN SURGERY WHITE FEATHERS THE LAST CRUSADE I was sitting in a hospital room. during a routine medical study when my Mom walked in instead of the doctor One day when I was at a picnic a bearded knight burst in and declared that we were about to have a real-life holy war in the park I was at the gym working out when suddenly, a WWI-era British Army recruiter came in, declared that "we're going on an offensive against the Boche," and asked who wanted to enlist The high schoolers rushed to put their names down; the recruiter was pleased COVID suddenly got worse and the government housed everyone in crowded barrack facilities to keep track of them In college, we were required to attend a Civil Rights lecture delivered by the Dean CIVIL RIGHTS RESEARCH During this lecture, I stood up and announced to the auditorium that I had discovered new historical evidence about Medgar Evans, and everyone applauded There were five-high bunk beds and the food was terrible I went to California to stay with distant cousins for a week We weren't permitted to go outside and we were hosed down three times a day CALIFORNIAN FAMILY The power went out across the city and mass looting broke out I got published in an Africana Studies journal They were addicted to poppers and they served ketamine with every meal They brought me to a 19-person gay o---, but the men there said I wasn't allowed in because I wasn't Californian LOOOOTING I went to the grocery store and looted the meat freezer I was the only one arrested She said she was going to perform brain surgery on me and although I protested this wasn't what I wanted, she tied me down and bore a hole in my skull BAR RESCUE When COVID, hit me and my friend were So we found an abandoned bar, refurbished it, and stuck in Italy opened it "It will all be over soon," she whispered into my ear as my brain dribbled into my mouth and nose 40- But we didn't follow one little Our family adopted a sugar glider and we named it "Manaus" regulation so the health department shut us down MANAUS It fell asleep on my chest Its fur was very soft Now I want a real one MALYPOX While staying in an ecohotel in Croatia a little boy with smallpox crawled into my bed I screamed and tried to escape, but he rubbed himself on me, muttering in Croatian Not wanting to miss out on this historic opportunity, I came forward too YELLOW PERIL At a Chinese restaurant, my friend got way too drunk and started shouting racial slurs, and the restaurant added a $500 gratuity to our bill for our behavior I sued them and we won the money back, plus attorney fees But my parents came into my room and reminded me I was 7 years old and told me to get away from the computer I protested and cried but it made me look like more of a kid + He distributed armor and lances, and we lined up and saw a Sassanid Army outfitted with pikes, flays, and sabers The auditorium erupted in rapturous applause On horseback, we charged into them and engaged in a brutal melee I had rarely felt more alive PLA MUTINY So I joined other PLA soldiers in a mutiny I was a Chinese soldier during the Cultural Revolution but I was disillusioned with how crazy the CCP had become Seremy CHILD TRADING YOU'RE ALL SHEEP! I woke up in 2005, and not caring why, I immediately started buying Tesla and Amazon stock We barricaded ourselves in an old church and held off the oncoming communist hordes I laughed as I machinegunned Chinese soldiers I was in line at Taco Bell and was refused service because I wasn't wearing a mask I stood up on the counter and went on a rant against COVID regulations, and everyone clapped DRUNKEN JEROME LITTLE ST. JAMES Jerome Powell was coming to my city to give a speech on Federal Reserve policy and I was chosen to work the event But the day of the speech, Powell showed up drunk and staggering around, and at the lectern he burped and said "it's f-----, boys," and shotgunned a beer I received a handwritten invitation to become a member of "Jeffrey Epstein's Old Boys Club" So I dressed in a tuxedo and showed up at a secret location for initiation Epstein himself presented me with scotch, cigars, and a chained child

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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COVID CAMPS BRAIN SURGERY WHITE FEATHERS THE LAST CRUSADE I was sitting in a hospital room. during a routine medical study when my Mom walked in instead of the doctor One day when I was at a picnic a bearded knight burst in and declared that we were about to have a real-life holy war in the park I was at the gym working out when suddenly, a WWI-era British Army recruiter came in, declared that "we're going on an offensive against the Boche," and asked who wanted to enlist The high schoolers rushed to put their names down; the recruiter was pleased COVID suddenly got worse and the government housed everyone in crowded barrack facilities to keep track of them In college, we were required to attend a Civil Rights lecture delivered by the Dean CIVIL RIGHTS RESEARCH During this lecture, I stood up and announced to the auditorium that I had discovered new historical evidence about Medgar Evans, and everyone applauded There were five-high bunk beds and the food was terrible I went to California to stay with distant cousins for a week We weren't permitted to go outside and we were hosed down three times a day CALIFORNIAN FAMILY The power went out across the city and mass looting broke out I got published in an Africana Studies journal They were addicted to poppers and they served ketamine with every meal They brought me to a 19-person gay o---, but the men there said I wasn't allowed in because I wasn't Californian LOOOOTING I went to the grocery store and looted the meat freezer I was the only one arrested She said she was going to perform brain surgery on me and although I protested this wasn't what I wanted, she tied me down and bore a hole in my skull BAR RESCUE When COVID, hit me and my friend were So we found an abandoned bar, refurbished it, and stuck in Italy opened it "It will all be over soon," she whispered into my ear as my brain dribbled into my mouth and nose 40- But we didn't follow one little Our family adopted a sugar glider and we named it "Manaus" regulation so the health department shut us down MANAUS It fell asleep on my chest Its fur was very soft Now I want a real one MALYPOX While staying in an ecohotel in Croatia a little boy with smallpox crawled into my bed I screamed and tried to escape, but he rubbed himself on me, muttering in Croatian Not wanting to miss out on this historic opportunity, I came forward too YELLOW PERIL At a Chinese restaurant, my friend got way too drunk and started shouting racial slurs, and the restaurant added a $500 gratuity to our bill for our behavior I sued them and we won the money back, plus attorney fees But my parents came into my room and reminded me I was 7 years old and told me to get away from the computer I protested and cried but it made me look like more of a kid + He distributed armor and lances, and we lined up and saw a Sassanid Army outfitted with pikes, flays, and sabers The auditorium erupted in rapturous applause On horseback, we charged into them and engaged in a brutal melee I had rarely felt more alive PLA MUTINY So I joined other PLA soldiers in a mutiny I was a Chinese soldier during the Cultural Revolution but I was disillusioned with how crazy the CCP had become Seremy CHILD TRADING YOU'RE ALL SHEEP! I woke up in 2005, and not caring why, I immediately started buying Tesla and Amazon stock We barricaded ourselves in an old church and held off the oncoming communist hordes I laughed as I machinegunned Chinese soldiers I was in line at Taco Bell and was refused service because I wasn't wearing a mask I stood up on the counter and went on a rant against COVID regulations, and everyone clapped DRUNKEN JEROME LITTLE ST. JAMES Jerome Powell was coming to my city to give a speech on Federal Reserve policy and I was chosen to work the event But the day of the speech, Powell showed up drunk and staggering around, and at the lectern he burped and said "it's f-----, boys," and shotgunned a beer I received a handwritten invitation to become a member of "Jeffrey Epstein's Old Boys Club" So I dressed in a tuxedo and showed up at a secret location for initiation Epstein himself presented me with scotch, cigars, and a chained child

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