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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 08/30/22(Tue)16:11:21 No.70024 >be me >in college >in business school >ethics and sustainability class >first day >professor asks us to write on a note card how ethical we think we are on a scale from 1-100 >says no judgement be honest >think for a few minutes >write down 36 >pass cards to the professor >he shuffles through them >who put down 36? >raise my hand slowly >what's ur name? >anon >well anon you that was a pretty stupid thing to do >says if I was one of his employees he'd fire me >says businesses want to hire ethical people >says I should have lied and said at least 75 >class, don't be like anon >mfw Why are college professors like this? I f------ hate this place

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$My friends like me as another person. No.902666700 07/15/23(Sat)21:44:28 Screenshot_2023 0716 011346.jpg JPG 30.4 KiB 465x393 >be me >guy >inside out, upside down. >part of a discord friend group, we have both fembots and guys there, both irl and online (I'm an irl friend). >have random urge to make a new account pretending to be a girl to infiltrate the group >use old account from 2019 to not be suspicious >Make a whole persona, but don't stray away from my usual personality, just give it dents to make it look girlish. >join my friends (public) community server where all my friends are in >Talk, have fun >ffw a month, i'm now part of the friend group, talk to myself even to make it convincing >I recently told them from my non acting account that I'm going for a vacation in a remote area with no wifi, all good. >Talk to them with other account more. >Today, I talked to them for 5 hours with the account. >Joined the vc and f----- around, didn't talk much to not blow my cover. > After a whole 5 hours of laughter, memes, etc. i realised something. >They like me better as this persona than : me. >I enjoyed this 5 hours more than I do in my usual account. What do I do \b\ros. I'm just honestly confused. I don't even feel betrayed, i just don't know what to do. 3 replies No.902666905 07/15/23(Sat)21:49:49 jfzJjb3mCyU.jpg JPG 116.5 KiB 564x564 >>902666700 (OP) >be me >bored >create girl account on dating app >hundreds matches every day >a lot of people message me, trying to please me >realize no one needs me as a male >remember females irl I knew >they had a lot of friends and lovers I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hoto voolf Photo woolf$

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