I think you deserve healthcare and higher wages THA Noo how dare you steal my boss' hard earned money M CO

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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Economic- Left w-- c.) Authoritarian an w-- VICE@VICE 11 Jun 16 Canada's supreme court just ruled that oral sex with animals is legal bit.ly/ 22YVADY w-- Libertarian Liber Economic- Right در w--

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Response to the backlash of my previous meme. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Economic Left 70 Comments Economic- Right But Modern Hollywood hasn't been good for the past few years because of bad writers! People who do a bad job at their work don't deserve good pay! |L Left ME Right Do you seriously think that one day, a multibillion-dollar industry was suddenly filled with bad writers out of the blue? In The Times' analysis of Equilar data, average pay for top Hollywood executives rose 53% to $28 million between 2018 and 2021. During the same period, average compensation for writers remained virtually flat and totaled $260,007 in 2021, according to WGA data. Jun 2, 2023 Los Angeles Times https://www.latimes.com › business › story > writers-strik... > Hollywood writers say the bosses make too much. This is w Maybe, just maybe most of those writers would devote more effort into their work if they weren't threatened into becoming homeless by their bosses for not meeting their greed-driven expectations?

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Political Compass But It's a European Medieval Court | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Left The Chancellor *Has to do the King's bitch work without actually being king. *Bad ones will *Overworked. be plotting against the kingdom for their own personal power. Courtesans *Well connected noble ladies using their femine wiles to to their own advantage. Might even make it to top mistress or queen. *Gossip Tournament Knight but is too MDMA *Looks badass important to family bloodline to risk in actual battle. *Feels like a caged lion. Monks *Annoying ideas like "charity" but so few of your people know how to read so it'd be a shame to get rid of them for just that. *Secret lairs powered by water wheels. The Queen *Probably doesn't speak the local language due to marriage alliance with foreign power. *Tries to gege remain dignified despite the king's multiple mistresses The Princess you could get your head chopped off. Drunken Nobles Taster *Every noble's 3rd+ son that has nothing better to do than drink and party in the royal court everyday. *Unfullfilling life of resentment. *"Don't you know who I am?" *Everyone dotes on her at gatherings. *Sheltered from real world events. *Married to foreigner or Duke at 14 for an Alliance. * "Off with their heads!" well someone has to do it. *Tip him extra to make sure he gets it done with one swing Secret Revolutionary *Wronged in some way. *Seeking revenge. *King doesn't even remember doing it. *Tastes the food of important people first to make sure it's not poisoned. *Might taste good. The Court Jester Court Dwarf *No one respects him, but he gets to speak truth to power through thinly veiled jokes. *Everyday is a party, but The Executioner The Spy Master *Paid well but disliked by everyone. *Collects dirt on everyone. *Pretends to not be important. *Can have people killed on flimsy pretenses. *Proves the pen is mightier than the sword. *Might be poisoned. *Not as cool as fantasy dwarves but still fun to hang out with. *Fights duels against turkeys. *Lots of drinking. Authoritarian The Marshal *Does all the logistical grunt work of preparing the army but doesn't get the glory. *Counts horses, soldiers, carts. *Tries to feed thousands of men in hostile territory with little to no support. Dukes *Powerful Lords from noble families. Always positioning for appointments and additional titles when they aren't living it up at the King's expense. Foreign Dignitary The Heir *Important people from some other country. no 20 *Might even be enemies but you have to CHROP put up with them. Minstrels *Medieval MP3 players *They play music. *That's all they do. *Important Foreigners kept in the court so that it's less likely that country will go to war with you. * Often it's kids. Hadith Bayad wa Riyad *Fine balancing act between giving them power too early & not Slave Girls *Has no real status, just there to satisfy the lust of powerful men. *Nice clothes and food, and avoids hard labor but that's about it. *Birth illegitimate heirs for future power struggles. challenging them enough early on so they can learn. *hated by siblings Royal Chef *Makes 13 of everything even when 12 are asked for to avoid beheading. *Constantly has to meet the needs to spoiled nobility. *Probably eats well at least. Foreign Hostages Freeholders they are better than everyone lelse. *Better than the frontier I guess. *Who let this happen? *I'm sorry my lord, but all the paperwork seems to be in order *Highly productive *You're the king? I didn't vote for you. Guards * "Guards, seize them!" *Stand around all day watching interesting tales of far away nobles act like lands. Royal Bastards *Unrecongized children of royalty. Kept around in some minor roles just in case. *Could be a crusader or other soldier as well. *Might just hang out with the 3rd sons. The King * I am the state. *Has to do the administrative work and be a warrior. *Few are up to the task leading to constant Libertarian plotting and struggles for power. Court Magician *Dark basement full of weird objects and smells. *Can totally turn people into toads. *Bishop wants to kill but too afraid to go for it. *Could get burned at the stake. Sea Captain *Lowly position, but has *Always one writ of marque away from admiral title. Religious Reformer The Steward *Gets to tax people. *Wants the Bishop to be less *Could be corrupt. the next Pope. The Bishop *Religious Authority *Mostly there to remind the king he isn't God. *Doing his own political manuvering the rest of the time. *Funny hat *Of course I take gold. fan Banker * Who else are you going to borrow from? *It's really your own fault for making this pretty much the only job they can do. zzzz Crusaders *Consists of every 3rd son of nobility who wants a purpose besides drinking all day every day. *Sent to foreign lands to keep them from causing trouble *Always gets his cut since he's the first with the coin. *Has to tell the king the bad news when they are out of money, again. Burgomaster *Maintains the local town's special arangements with the King by keeping Wine Merchant Guild Master *You're out again? *This is a great vintage. *Only 3 bottles of this left. him well supplied with silks and spices among other things. *Makes cool stuff like clocks. *Can rig prices. *Controls large labor forces. Mercenaries *Expensive, but sometimes more reliable than the King's vassals. *Will switch sides if they don't get paid enough. *Cool company names Right

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something something the consequences of the industrial revolution | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

despite the surface level appeal of "he who does not work shall not eat". what about when automation causes nobody to be able to work? i don't know i'm just a robot designed to replace you. Lol!!

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When I saw this on Twitter, I fucking laughter out LOUD... | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Econom Left 8. Objectophilia Authoritarian Objects cannot consent, if something is inanimate, it cannot consent, end of. 7:54 PM Jul 12, 2023 127.8K Views Please, stop embarrassing us... Libertarian onomic- Right

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I don't even know what to say | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Jackson Hinkle @jacksonhin.... 15h HP These 4 men will dismantle western wokeism. Left 1,314 imgflip.com 2,373 What the F are you trying to say? Authoritarian 14.6K il 527K I don't even know what to say. And even if they were to 'win', they will do bad things to you. Yay!! I want to be surpressed and controlled over! The culture war and its consequences This is the dumbest thing I had seen in the culture war Libertarian Economic- ht I rather deal with annoying woke people than be ruled over by an authoritarian regime like China, Russia or North Korea

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The Contemporary Communist | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

To each according to his need From each according to his ability MEMEN

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My 15 greatest fears 4x4 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

FALSE ACCUSATIONS Have been called into the principal's office a lot for various things I didn't do It's kind of f----- up how women have the ability to accuse men of anything and be instantly believed and ruin his life and face no consequences if they're not telling the truth NAILS ON PAPER OR CARDBOARD For most people it's an annoying sound, for me it makes my inner ear go haywire and my brain feel like it's exploding I'm getting chills just thinking about it For some completely unknown reason, I panic whenever any pointy object gets within two feet of my anus Maybe I am autistic THINGS NEAR MY ASS I even get uncomfortable whenever someone is standing too close behind me If someone touches my ass, even in jest, I jump and try to leave the room I spent a whole mushroom trip trying to work this problem and find out if I was ever sexually abused and I conclusively determined that I was not BEING WET AND COLD Worst physical sensation in the world, even worse than pain It does something psychologically to you BEING SICK Being sick = can't do anything fun Can't do anything fun = boring life Whenever I'm sick I down tons of OTC meds and try to speedrun recovery It's the most unpleasant bodily function I try to avoid leaving the house if it's raining in wintertime VOMITING I've only vomited 21 times in my recorded life but each time is so notoriously memorable as to become one of the worst days of my life My big childhood fear, not nearly as potent as when I was 7 but still on the backburner CLOWNS I get these Pavlovian shivers whenever I see any piece of clown media, even Ronald McDonald Funnily enough, It is one of my favorite horror movies BOREDOM COMMITMENT I can't stand to sit around for more than a couple days; and I fear working in an office doing the same thing all the time I want nonstop chaos and excitement in my life and anything but is a terrifying abstraction Ok, hear me out: when you're climbing stairs, you're directing your momentum forward so the risk of falling is close to zero Like most humans, I like to succeed and I don't like to fail ESCALATORS GETTING OUTED I haven't come out yet and I don't think I ever will, because I don't think my sexuality defines who I am and I don't want people thinking of my sexuality first when they think of my identity Nevertheless, I've had several people - mostly vengeful gay dudes - threaten to out me as a form of blackmail or revenge But when you're on an escalator, you're standing still on a machine with a sharp angle and a precipitous drop, so even the slightest thing falling onto you will cause you to plummet into the abyss DOGS I was bitten as a child and I get a little afraid anytime I'm near one, especially a pit bull, Rottweiler, or German shepherd And dogs can sense that s---, too, so they get playful whenever they're around, making me more afraid FAILURE But personally, failure often sends me into a deep existential depression from which recovery is difficult #1 fear: committing myself to a job, or a lease, or a person Thus, I engage failure-avoidance tactics as much as possible but know that I'll fail at some point in the future +Buy Sell → LOSING MONEY I fear losing money but I'm really good at gambling in the stock market and losing money +Buy The idea that I'll be obligated, contractually or otherwise, to do something fills me with dread Sell → I want to be able to back out at any time The concept terrifies me +Buy The idea of losing more money legit keeps me up at night though GETTING MAIMED Had a two-hour convo about this with my best friend in Bolivia: we don't fear dying, so long as it's relatively quick and painless, but we fear getting maimed and brought within an inch of death, but living The only reason we haven't seriously attempted suicide is because we're more afraid of botching it and ending up paralyzed or brain- damaged than we of dying

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It's 2016 and you realize your anarcho-capitalist videos aren't getting very many views... No matter who you vote for, the government stays in power Libertarian Right M A Vote TRUMP! Libertarian Right Authoritarian Right

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