: Anonymous 13 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)23:21:41 No.902855142 >be me >hungry as f---, have not eaten all day >order a pizza >while it arrives j------- to good ol c---- >pizza arrives after a few minutes, f------ hot and tasty >decide it would be so hot to c-- all over the pizza and eat it >coom all over it >mfw i realize what I just did >mfw I see my perfectly good pizza covered in gross s--- >throw it in the garbage after eating only 1 slice

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon and his gf almost broke up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)21:17:14 No.73888675 28CC4F82-62AF-430D-86A0-5A7D0B2DCB8C.jpg 8 KB JPG >gf says we should break up >tell her no >it actually works

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Anon likes attention | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)23:37:41 No.902855794 Am I gay? >be me >never get any attention from women >post penis online >get lots of male attention >ignore it at first but eventually love getting complimented >guy requests to see my ass >send a pic and he says it's really nice >post a pic of my ass >gets lots of attention

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Anon asks for dating advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 87 KB JPG 07/19/23(Wed)03:21:15 No.902862354 >Cute girl in class I like gives me her snapchat when she found out i had an account >Way too nervous to start a convo with her, don't wanna f--- it up Wat do bros? I'm kind of an awkward sausage :( Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)03:22:56 No.902862411 Be yourself! She obviously likes you so just be true to yourself and the rest will come naturally. Be respectful and have fun! : Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)03:25:47 No.902862533 send her pictures of your s--- and yell and scream at her a lot

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Anon has a pet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Pets in video games 25 03/26/23(Sun)16:05:18 No.632074960 Fussel, The Hefty One image.png 890 KB PNG Does anyone else edit there pet into video games? this is what it would look like if my cat, Fussel, was a boss in Elden Ring

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anon tries IQ test | /r/Greentext

File: 07C1A246-9526-4961-A187-0(...).jpg (111 KB, 1278x1230) Aptilink ← → C https://aptilink.io/results/basic?session_id=cs_live_a1t5G4mqSZZ... ✰ Aptilink 50 Services Results Your IQ is 80 75 9.12% Learn More 100 125 150 Highcharts.com Contact C C Your IQ is in the top 90.88% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 91 of them. Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed)05:12:34 No. 15412971 ► >>15413000 >>15413046 >>15413114>>15413135 >>15413220 >>15413411 >>15413454 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 80? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal

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Anon shows his grandfather Far Cry 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/14/10(Wed)18:49 No.66942573 File :1279147765740.jpg-(18 KB, 167x237, jesusfuckingchristfledgeling.jpg) >Grandfather watching me play Far Cry 2 >It's raining, and I'm in the middle of the jungle, trying to revive a fallen partner >"Keep trying, son" >I keep trying to revive him, but he dies anyway >Grandfather mutters "Aw s--- this brings me back. Son of a bitch." >my face S---, I'm sorry, grandpa

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Anon is either playing a devilish trick… or is intellectually disabled. Call it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I failed to seduce the boy I h(...) 10/22/22(Sat)03:28:50 No.28081491 >be me, boymoder tranner in high school >have a crush on a boy in my year >finally decide to girl up and ask him out in a creative and seductive way >decide I'm going to dance for him to the sound of my favorite anime intro >bring portable speaker with music, dress in a really cute cheerleader outfit inspired by my favorite anime and actually girlmode for the first time >perform the dance in front of him, his friends and the rest of the class at recess 481 KB GIF >at the end of the dance, one move involves lifting up my skirt for like 2 seconds, not wearing any underwear and I made sure to shave my bussy so that he would get a glimpse of how delicious it looks. Flash it for 2 seconds >the dance ends with a jump and me smiling and doing the V sign with both hands >I blurt out 'this dance was dedicated to Matthew' (name of the boy I like) >most of the class was silent, some of the guys started laughing Did I f--- up? I've been diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder and genuinely don't know how to flirt so I thought this would be a good idea 65 Replies /9 Images View Thread

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Anon has souls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:49:15 No.620913184 22620913250 226205 File: fast.png (1.37 MB, 1024x1024) >NOOOO AI SUCKS REAL ART IS BETT- Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:50:18 No 620913250 >>620913369 >>62091 >>620913184 Unfiltered childlike sovl Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:50.24 No.620913254 >>620913369 >>62091 >>620913184 Soul, this mogs all the Al trash posted in this thread. Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:52:20 No.620913368 ► >>620913184 I know it's a memephrase, but this is genuinely full of soul. Would much rather have a thread full of children's art than seeing the same generic pixiv Al anime spam posted over and over again. Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:52:21 No.620913369>>620913436 >>620913439 >>620913447 >>620913448 >>620913512 >>6 KEKKED.png (249 KB, 736x462) AL BOT-journey Bot badly drawn sanic the hegehog, gotta go fast, crayon doodle by a toddler-Gate niji journey Boto12/08/2022 4:11 PM badly drawn sanic the hegehog, gotta go fast, crayon doodle by a toddler Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)03:53:35 N Make Variations at >>620913250 >>620913254 SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBER 3 >>620913369 Artsisters.... it's over >>620913369 ABSOLUTELY F------ MOGGED Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:06:08 No.6209142 Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)03:54:39 No.620 1654287553432.jpg (38 KB, 567x420) >>620913369 GOTTEM

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Tranon is finally a real woman | /r/Greentext

File: FDE020C9-BF64-470D-AE8A-1(...).jpg (51 KB, 568x561) << >> GEVONDEN killed my old self and created a worse but hot one- Anonymous 07/18/23(Tue)22:47:17 No.32015907 >>32015945 >be me passoid but 6" and clocky shoulders >work as hostess at upscale waterfront restaurant >know i pass because clientele super rich, conservative and boomer and i always get compliments >start hanging with the other girls at work >most of them 8/10, daddy's money, that had to get summer job (bitchy and entitled) >get invited to parties, wine nights, bar hopping >having the happiest time of my life doing all the things i wish i could but couldn't cause gender >become closer with one, we start hanging out on our own >hanging out at her place and she asks the dreaded question >"hey anon you're one of the prettiest girls i know and please don't take this the wrong way... but are you trans" > give her the most disgusted disapproving look my face could make and tell her "no i'm not trans" in the most snarky bitchy way possible >act like complete bitch rest of hang out and make an obviously b------- excuse and leave >block her on everything when i get home >call her ugly, a c--- and just slander her name to all our friends >they feel bad for me and drop her as a friend too agreeing with me that she's always been a real c--- and they never liked her either >gained respect within the circle and stopped being treated as an addition >she quit job as well because she couldn't handle the heat If you girls ever want to pass as a woman you have to understand that everyday is a s--- test. It was a trap set from the start. They already didn't like her and they already all thought i was a t-----. They definitely had her get close to me just so she could ask one on one and gain my trust. If i said yes would've been outed to everyone at work as treated like sub human trash. If I said no, but went on business as usual they would've lost respect for me as a woman and dropped me and i would have no friends. You have to be a c--- if you want any shot of being a being a real woman trannies. Anonymous 07/18/23(Tue) 22:48:29 No.32015914 ► she was like my best friend too :( Anonymous 07/18/23(Tue)22:51:53 No.32015945 ► >>32015907 (OP). You have BPD h-------- Imao

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Anon is vegan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous for gods sake 139 KB PNG 07/03/23(Mon) 04:58:00 No.901959630 i got a gem for you bros >be me >22 and vegan (for ethical and health reasons) >slight sperg >nobody around me understands veganism idea.exe >wait for another cat to get hit by a car >grab a fork and a knife >THIS WILL SHOW THEM THEIR LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY >sit by the corpse of the cat acting like I'm trying to eat it >after some back and fourth in a local whatsapp group of my town the owner arrives >she screams at me >actually slaps me and I tear up >I try to explain that this is actually reasonable since the cat is already dead and she happily pays for other animals to have their throat slashed just so she can taste meat >nobody gets it >get mocked and screamed at by neighbours peaking out the window I'm done with this s---

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Anon gives himself spiritual OCD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/23(Tue)16:17:45 No.35331967 I NEED HELP IVE F----- MYSELF SPIRITUALLY AND RUINED ANY CHANCE OF MANIFESTING ANYTHING FOR MYSELF >watch episode of Seinfeld or whatever the f--- I forgot >offhanded remark makes me question my entire existence 281 KB JPG >begin thinking the universe must hate me and makes the opposite of anything I want come true >develop crippling ocd where I must wish for the opposite of anything I want >don't want to lose my job >tell myself I'm gonna lose my job I'm gonna lose my job over and over >it f------ works I don't lose my job >anytime I don't do this I get f----- and I'm scared of thinking anything positive How tf do I fix this the universe genuinely wants me to be miserable and I have to trick it into giving me what I want. I'm at the point I would sacrifice a goat to appease the gods >>35332151 # >>35332425 # >>35332603 #

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Anon listens to Green Day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 558 KB PNG 03/24/22(Thu)11:48:12 No.67912724 >>67912803 # >le depressed me 2005 >walking around the school during class hours through the empty halls listening to green day >"My shadow's the only one who walks beside me" >"I walk alone" >unironically tear up God, I was so f------ cringe but I was just a dumb kid so I guess it's forgivable.

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: Anonymous 13 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)23:21:41 No.902855142 >be me >hungry as f---, have not eaten all day >order a pizza >while it arrives j------- to good ol c---- >pizza arrives after a few minutes, f------ hot and tasty >decide it would be so hot to c-- all over the pizza and eat it >coom all over it >mfw i realize what I just did >mfw I see my perfectly good pizza covered in gross s--- >throw it in the garbage after eating only 1 slice

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