Anonymous RESPECT 102 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)19:09:32 No.74145760 Just experienced the most soul- crushing thing in my wageslave life >Suddenly got fired my from my job because the boss wants to hook a new guy up with my shift >The law of the land says that they have to fire me 3 weeks in advance >They did do that >Now I have to come in and work for them knowing that I don't matter, my works don't matter, and no one will miss me when I am gone for 3 full weeks >Still has a terror of looking for a new job looming on the horizon : Anonymous I have never have a relationship with woman, but is this feel like when breakup happen? I worked hard, gave it my all, and took pride in my work. Now it doesn't matter. 07/24/23(Mon)19:11:01 No.74145779 Thats literally the best time of any wageslave job. You clock in and f--- around doing almost no work because you know you're gone in a couple of days anyway >>74145845 # >>74146256 #

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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Anonymous Pimple on penis 33 KB JPG 07/21/23(Fri)09:14:26 No.29406852 >whitehead on shaft of penis >been there two weeks despite showering thoroughly twice a day >virgin, so not STD What do

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17 KB PNG >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now.

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: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw

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Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)14:16:19 No.74099224 This is what a CUCK looks like. CUCK.jpg 99 KB JPG >be me >cuck fetish >ask gf to f--- a man in front of me >as soon as he slides his d--- in, I regret it >break down crying and ask them to stop >man leaves embarrassed Is there any way for me to regain my gfs respect? This was undoubtedly the most embarrassing moment of my life, and I don't know if she will see me as a man

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: Anonymous 119 KB PNG 06/14/23(Wed)11:10:57 No.40023628 >>40022985 # >mfw ESL >can use "everypony" unironically since nobody will understand >>40023637 # >>40030601 #

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: Anonymous i waste a good opportunity lik(...) 07/24/23(Mon)15:48:09 No.74144156 its like that. >be me >have crush on tall cute girl >get put next to her in class >insecurity.jpg >dont talk to her >flash forward to end of 65 KB JPG school year >still in same seating >havent talked to her

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: Anonymous > PO 1.13 MB GIF ६ 07/24/23 (Mon)19:44:44 No.74142071 >be me >fly buzzing around being annoying >try to slap it every time it lands on me but always gets away >have idea >position both my hands above the fly and slowly move closer until I'm a few inches above him >clap hands together in midair >as predicted fly takes off upward and flies straight between my hands just as they make contact ITT times you were a genius

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Anonymous 162 KB JPG 07/24/23 (Mon)13:58:00 No.903163790 Never again. >be me >be at work "function" >it's just everyone standing around awkwardly in the parking lot for an hour with a broken boom box and some donuts >realize I don't know anybody here really despite working here for 2 years >decide to branch out of my shell and be social >wearing a plain white t shirt (pic related) >see fellow employee also wearing a plain white t shirt >walk over to him >"nice shirt bro" > he just stares at me and walks away >turn around to see other people just staring blankly at me >internal reeeeee 07/24/23(Mon)14:00:45 No.903163933 Anonymous I love this. This is beautiful. That's the type of stuff I'd like to watch in a movie

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Anonymous 23/07/23(Sun)02:14:55 No.15257668 >At the age of 24 Neitzsche became the chair of Classical Philology at the University of Basel 113 KB JPG >At the age of 25 Goethe was already famous among literary circles and published his first novel >At the age of 18 Pascal invented a calculator >At the age of 26 Schopenhauer began writing his magnum opus What have you accomplished so far? Anonymous 23/07/23(Sun)02:48:32 No.15257906 64 KB JPG I'm happy >>15257924 # >>15258071 # >>15258080 # >>15258111 # >>15258114 # >>15258122 # >>15258504 # >>15258801 # >>15260083 #

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:Anonymous 40 KB PNG 07/24/23(Mon)15:57:17 No.74140040 >army: no >economy: downhill >society: suicidal >people: won't f--- They will not make it, will they?

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Anonymous RESPECT 102 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)19:09:32 No.74145760 Just experienced the most soul- crushing thing in my wageslave life >Suddenly got fired my from my job because the boss wants to hook a new guy up with my shift >The law of the land says that they have to fire me 3 weeks in advance >They did do that >Now I have to come in and work for them knowing that I don't matter, my works don't matter, and no one will miss me when I am gone for 3 full weeks >Still has a terror of looking for a new job looming on the horizon : Anonymous I have never have a relationship with woman, but is this feel like when breakup happen? I worked hard, gave it my all, and took pride in my work. Now it doesn't matter. 07/24/23(Mon)19:11:01 No.74145779 Thats literally the best time of any wageslave job. You clock in and f--- around doing almost no work because you know you're gone in a couple of days anyway >>74145845 # >>74146256 #

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