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File: thiscat.png (763 KB, 557x1169) AA O Anonymous 07/31/23(Mon)16:32:13 No.74227974 [Reply] ► Need advice /r9k/ might take a few posts for context. >Be me >On tinder, dont expect anything cause im a khv >Swipe on a 10/10 hot chick >Normie looking but her bio makes it clear that shes kind of a tomboy, likes games, and makes "schizo music playlists" whatever that means. >Surprisingly its a match, I dont look that awful so its not unheard of for me but generally i lose them pretty quickly when I start talking. >Shoot my shot ask her to send me one of them schizo playlists >She responds and sends me some spotify lists. >This s--- Ilves up to the hype >Inital D soundtrack >Caramel dancing >Russian techno music >camel by camel >F------ welcome to the c-- zone >Its clear as day that this woman, is a massive degenerate. >Tell her i checked it out, ask about some of the choices >Ask her about the russian music, apparently shes a russian history nerd that can swear in russian because she played too much tarkov >Call her out on camel by camel >She says that im "a man of exceeedingly good taste" >Says she wanted to cosplay as anhka for halloween but didnt have the balls to do it >We kinda end up talking about the p--- for a little bit, I try and downplay that ive watched it because i dont want her thinking im a furry or some s---, say it was well animated and for some reason mention how it was chill to have a woman on top (i dont know why i did this either) >Shes completely chill about it, says everyones been there sometimes, mentions how shes totally gotten off to some degenerate s--- before and to not think to hard about it. >Also responds to me likeing femdom by saying and i quote "Luckly for you I can facilitate that" >I freak out a little more than id like to admit >Im to much of a bottom for this s--- >Im in love

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File: thiscat.png (763 KB, 557x1169) AA O Anonymous 07/31/23(Mon)16:32:13 No.74227974 [Reply] ► Need advice /r9k/ might take a few posts for context. >Be me >On tinder, dont expect anything cause im a khv >Swipe on a 10/10 hot chick >Normie looking but her bio makes it clear that shes kind of a tomboy, likes games, and makes "schizo music playlists" whatever that means. >Surprisingly its a match, I dont look that awful so its not unheard of for me but generally i lose them pretty quickly when I start talking. >Shoot my shot ask her to send me one of them schizo playlists >She responds and sends me some spotify lists. >This s--- Ilves up to the hype >Inital D soundtrack >Caramel dancing >Russian techno music >camel by camel >F------ welcome to the c-- zone >Its clear as day that this woman, is a massive degenerate. >Tell her i checked it out, ask about some of the choices >Ask her about the russian music, apparently shes a russian history nerd that can swear in russian because she played too much tarkov >Call her out on camel by camel >She says that im "a man of exceeedingly good taste" >Says she wanted to cosplay as anhka for halloween but didnt have the balls to do it >We kinda end up talking about the p--- for a little bit, I try and downplay that ive watched it because i dont want her thinking im a furry or some s---, say it was well animated and for some reason mention how it was chill to have a woman on top (i dont know why i did this either) >Shes completely chill about it, says everyones been there sometimes, mentions how shes totally gotten off to some degenerate s--- before and to not think to hard about it. >Also responds to me likeing femdom by saying and i quote "Luckly for you I can facilitate that" >I freak out a little more than id like to admit >Im to much of a bottom for this s--- >Im in love

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