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105 KB JPG >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 : Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch

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Anonymous 05/11/23(Thu)20:58:2 >game has cows >talk to her >"moo."

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Anonymous (0) 165 KB PNG 08/02/23(Wed)02:29:36 No.903636600 >be CCP >gather best physicists in China to develop super secret advance spy craft >scientists learn how to build aircraft without wings, jets or rockets >that can go 0 to 55,000 mph in under 1 second >basically defies gravity >using magnets or some s--- >decide to deploy fleet of secret craft along US coasts >make sure they fly in daylight so navy pilots see them every day >dont rly gather much useful info but its fun to f--- with stupid ameritards Do ppl really think this is a more likely explanation than aliens?

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: Anonymous 08/01/23(Tue)14:46:14 No.188280320 40 KB GIF >Be me >Age 10 >Huge star wars fan >Watching Revenge of the Sith in the cinema for the first time with my dad >Drink entire large coca cola during the trailers and opening duel with Dooku >Need to piss so bad but don't want to miss any of the movie >Gets to the part where Palpatine is fighting Mace Windu >Haven't even been enjoying the movie the last 20 minutes which feels an eternity for a 10 year old as my bladder is so full it's all I can think about >Can't take it anymore >Silently piss myself in silence >Hope nobody notices >Woman sat next to me feels it on her foot >She shouts "What the f--- your kid is pissing everywhere" loudly to my sad >Everyone around us looks at me >Some laughing >Some grossed out or mad >I start crying >My dad grabs me by the arm and drags me out the cinema just as Order 66 happens >Tragic music of the scene plays in THX sound while I am dragged down the stairs covered in my own piss >Never get to see the rest of the movie until the DVD release >Dad stills reminds of this story and calls me C3PeePee and reminds me of this story when he sees anything Star Wars related >>188280413 # >>188280425 # >>188280458 # >>188281627 # >>188281941 # >>188282238 # >>188282323 # >>188282401 # >>188282411 # >>188282416 # >>188282432 # >>188282456 # >>188282514 # >>188282554 # >>188282622 # >>188283019 # >>188283073 # >>188283113 # >>188283192 # >>188283314 # >>188283961 # >>188284020 # >>188284140 # >>188284205 # >>188284297 # >>188284474 # >>188284534 # >>188284721 # >>188284847 # >>188285291 #

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Anon's story has a good ending | /r/Greentext

Anonymous J 610 KB JPG 08/02/23(Wed)01:02:57 No.903632410 >6 years ago >went to high school with this girl, let's call her Amy >wanted to date her at first, but she ended up being a pretty good friend, and those mental illnesses would've been a nightmare to deal with as a partner >bonded over playing Doki Doki together, always joked that Amy = Sayori >she had the craziest form of self harm, would just let bees and wasps sting her, going out of her way to provoke them >things escalated over time, Amy tried to end her life before graduation, it failed thankfully >I wanted to be there for her but I was off to college and she was doing her thing >she went dark for many years, I assumed the worst and couldn't get word from her family >ff to a couple weeks ago >moved back to my home city after college, bought a small house >there's a hornet's nest in the garage >hire exterminator >jaw hits the floor when I see Amy get out of the van >we catch up, she got into pest control and turned her self harm into something productive >got out of her s----- home situation and doesn't want to take her life anymore Can't put into words how happy it made me, seeing her alive and well like that. Hang in there, Anons

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Anon congratulates his co-worker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 465 KB PNG 07/28/23(Fri)09:07:04 No.71749301 >notice coworker has lost a lot of weight in the past couple months >congratulate him and ask if he's on keto or something >he actually has leukemia and is dying >doesn't talk to me for the rest of the day Anyone else have dumb comments like this backfire?

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Anon has a great job | /r/Greentext

Dream job thread? I'll start: >be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work on them in the future >worked very hard to get to good school 5 KB JPG >no life because of it but thought "f--- it it will be worth it" >graduated uni, one of the best students >looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game >yaaaaas.phd >it's f------ blizzard >it's f------ diablo mobile How do i end my life?

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War… war never changes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/01/23(Tue)18:50:48 No.59128995 MIP img (1).png 137 KB PNG NEWCALA DUNIA REPUBLIC >lost another shipment of supplies to powder gangers >pvt slampig succumbed to a cazadore sting, now we have no entertainment >laughed at on radio when asking for reinforcements >legion raiding party doesn't even attack, they just stand on the hill opposite us and yell that their coming for our bussy, whatever that means >payroll is late, again.. >leave got denied, again.. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you want to dome yourself

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I don't remember when I last had coins on me. It pisses me off every time something is cash only. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 225 KB PNG 02/02/23(Thu)10:04:12 No.72065786 >in city center >need to use restroom >need 50 cents >am 10 cents short >start kindly asking strangers for them >everyone is extremely rude, some people straight up tell me to piss off >evntually just threaten some guy and take it by force Why is everyone such a f------ a------? And no, I didn't look homeless, I was wearing a suit without a tie : Anonymous 02/02/23(Thu)10:06:01 No.72065807 >>72065786 (OP) # uses a suit and cant afford a f------ 50cents fee Imao

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Black Hole Son | /r/Greentext

39 KB JPG >Today >Be at construction job >F------ s--- up >Boss yells at me in front of everyone >"Anon, what the f--- is your problem?" >Tell him my son died >"Oh, I'm so sorry" >I don't have a son >Don't know why I said that >Walk off the job >Planning on never coming back >Already looking at apartments in another state Welp, that's $30/hr down the drain

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424 KB PNG >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?

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Anon develops a sissy fetish. | /r/Greentext

File: E0FBEA00-BE2D-4580-9FB5-3(...).jpg (240 KB, 750x663) Pics > when I bust a my inside her though I come back down to reality and realize what I've done > actually get a good look at her face and realize "she's an overweight 30 year old man in a wig Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)02:23:50 No.49158747 [Reply] ► >>49164923 > be me > doing nofap > on day 7 start getting horny > get like incredibly horny > develop a strong sissy fetish > hop on Grindr and find a semi-passable trap in my area I've literally never felt shame like this before w-- is wrong with me... it seemed so f------ hot at the time but now I realize how disgusting I am w-- I think I'm gonna kms >>49158887 put me in the screencap Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:19:19 No.49162754 File: 554180654764 gif (296 KB, 201x228) >>49158887 Dude > meet "her at a sketch motel 8 and get a room > pretty nervous so I was already a bit drunk before meeting > drink more in the room > "she" is a lot more masculine in person, realize she must use a lot of photo editing/filters > at this point I'm even more nervous but too autistic to leave Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:26:57 No.49164045 ► File: 1531936622764.png (42 KB, 399x322) > just decide to f--- anyway since I already got the room and my inhibitions were lowered > "she had a decent ass though so I f--- "her" doggy > the actual sex was decent Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)06:58:32 No.49160821 ► File: 65464.jpg (58 KB, 1178x960) >>49158887 >reverse image search >0 results I'm choosing to believe that this is fake. I need to believe that this is fake. This is fake. This is fake. Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:18:35 No.49160926 ► File: 1544815501247.jpg (13 KB, 640x640) >>49158887 ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:13:03 No.49160898 File: E54379B1-D947-4183-9987-7(...).jpg (245 KB, 570x845) >>49158887 Put me in the screen cap lads OP's next conquest Anonymous 01/15/15T085336 No 49161529 P Fie 1539084520302 g 23 KB, 494513) Ayu F 1531200543003 (13480x360) T1206 47 No 15211 29150012 Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:19:52 No. 49163962 Fre: 1528401920699.png (400 KB, 408x487) >>42150537 the actual sex was decent The absolute f------ state of this board KUHELINE 995 w baton Avgus 154095539000032 KB, 7215) 1987 is hands down the best board on chan Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:54 13 No 49163102 File: 1530451544721.gif (1.96 MB, 600x600)

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105 KB JPG >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 : Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice

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