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Anonymous J 610 KB JPG 08/02/23(Wed)01:02:57 No.903632410 >6 years ago >went to high school with this girl, let's call her Amy >wanted to date her at first, but she ended up being a pretty good friend, and those mental illnesses would've been a nightmare to deal with as a partner >bonded over playing Doki Doki together, always joked that Amy = Sayori >she had the craziest form of self harm, would just let bees and wasps sting her, going out of her way to provoke them >things escalated over time, Amy tried to end her life before graduation, it failed thankfully >I wanted to be there for her but I was off to college and she was doing her thing >she went dark for many years, I assumed the worst and couldn't get word from her family >ff to a couple weeks ago >moved back to my home city after college, bought a small house >there's a hornet's nest in the garage >hire exterminator >jaw hits the floor when I see Amy get out of the van >we catch up, she got into pest control and turned her self harm into something productive >got out of her s----- home situation and doesn't want to take her life anymore Can't put into words how happy it made me, seeing her alive and well like that. Hang in there, Anons

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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Dream job thread? I'll start: >be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work on them in the future >worked very hard to get to good school 5 KB JPG >no life because of it but thought "f--- it it will be worth it" >graduated uni, one of the best students >looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game >yaaaaas.phd >it's f------ blizzard >it's f------ diablo mobile How do i end my life?

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: Anonymous 225 KB PNG 02/02/23(Thu)10:04:12 No.72065786 >in city center >need to use restroom >need 50 cents >am 10 cents short >start kindly asking strangers for them >everyone is extremely rude, some people straight up tell me to piss off >evntually just threaten some guy and take it by force Why is everyone such a f------ a------? And no, I didn't look homeless, I was wearing a suit without a tie : Anonymous 02/02/23(Thu)10:06:01 No.72065807 >>72065786 (OP) # uses a suit and cant afford a f------ 50cents fee Imao

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39 KB JPG >Today >Be at construction job >F------ s--- up >Boss yells at me in front of everyone >"Anon, what the f--- is your problem?" >Tell him my son died >"Oh, I'm so sorry" >I don't have a son >Don't know why I said that >Walk off the job >Planning on never coming back >Already looking at apartments in another state Welp, that's $30/hr down the drain

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424 KB PNG >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?

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File: E0FBEA00-BE2D-4580-9FB5-3(...).jpg (240 KB, 750x663) Pics > when I bust a my inside her though I come back down to reality and realize what I've done > actually get a good look at her face and realize "she's an overweight 30 year old man in a wig Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)02:23:50 No.49158747 [Reply] ► >>49164923 > be me > doing nofap > on day 7 start getting horny > get like incredibly horny > develop a strong sissy fetish > hop on Grindr and find a semi-passable trap in my area I've literally never felt shame like this before w-- is wrong with me... it seemed so f------ hot at the time but now I realize how disgusting I am w-- I think I'm gonna kms >>49158887 put me in the screencap Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:19:19 No.49162754 File: 554180654764 gif (296 KB, 201x228) >>49158887 Dude > meet "her at a sketch motel 8 and get a room > pretty nervous so I was already a bit drunk before meeting > drink more in the room > "she" is a lot more masculine in person, realize she must use a lot of photo editing/filters > at this point I'm even more nervous but too autistic to leave Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:26:57 No.49164045 ► File: 1531936622764.png (42 KB, 399x322) > just decide to f--- anyway since I already got the room and my inhibitions were lowered > "she had a decent ass though so I f--- "her" doggy > the actual sex was decent Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)06:58:32 No.49160821 ► File: 65464.jpg (58 KB, 1178x960) >>49158887 >reverse image search >0 results I'm choosing to believe that this is fake. I need to believe that this is fake. This is fake. This is fake. Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:18:35 No.49160926 ► File: 1544815501247.jpg (13 KB, 640x640) >>49158887 ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)07:13:03 No.49160898 File: E54379B1-D947-4183-9987-7(...).jpg (245 KB, 570x845) >>49158887 Put me in the screen cap lads OP's next conquest Anonymous 01/15/15T085336 No 49161529 P Fie 1539084520302 g 23 KB, 494513) Ayu F 1531200543003 (13480x360) T1206 47 No 15211 29150012 Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)13:19:52 No. 49163962 Fre: 1528401920699.png (400 KB, 408x487) >>42150537 the actual sex was decent The absolute f------ state of this board KUHELINE 995 w baton Avgus 154095539000032 KB, 7215) 1987 is hands down the best board on chan Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)11:54 13 No 49163102 File: 1530451544721.gif (1.96 MB, 600x600)

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NICKELOD Anonymous 12/23/20(Wed)14:04:59 No. 119838674 >No dude, corporate says we gotta use the buttons so we can keep track of inventory. Like eight people got fired for this. Why do you think I hired three ten year olds? This place is understaffed as s---. >Jimmy? I gotta be honest, I didn't even think I was coming in to work today, I smoked like five kilos of pot and I can barely stand up straight. So just follow company policy, a------.

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Anonymous #48 #23 #16 The States With The Highest (And Lowest) IQs Highest #22 #24 #14 #20 #45 08/01/23(Tue)12:58:58 No.903618718 #47 #11 #15 #11 #35 #42 849 IMG_2277.jpg 108 KB JPG #31 #50 #27 #19 #34 445 #18 #40 #37 Lowest VT-#5 #38 #21 #16 #29 #38 NH-#2 #26 RI-#3 CT - # NJ - #1 DE - #2 MD-# >see IQ map >immediately wonder what the race demographics of the states I'm not racist but keep thinking like this. Why did you make me racist /b/

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: Anonymous w-- 32 KB PNG 08/01/23(Tue) 15:30:03 No.903608077 >26 hkv with mild social anxiety >actually decent looking but just s--- confidence >met a chinese woman on an app >she is 6/10 face & 8/10 body (very slim) >good morals, very kind and we agree on a lot of stuff that gays are bad etc etc >wants to take it slow >go meet her in her city in uk >literal first date ive been on in my life >kinda nervous on first date but went well >stop overnight in a hotel >second date, so much better and im more relaxed. holding my arm and s--- >got a hug as im leaving for the train >go back home happy as s--- >talk to her for hours on the phone afterwards >she is fully into me & telling me how she's been thinking of me since I left I started working out regularly, eating well & taking care of myself. Honestly thought I'd be a virgin forever but it cannot go wrong at this point. All it took was me quitting p--- for a week for me to build up the courage to do this. chinese women are a hidden gem that my kind never even realised

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Anonymous J 610 KB JPG 08/02/23(Wed)01:02:57 No.903632410 >6 years ago >went to high school with this girl, let's call her Amy >wanted to date her at first, but she ended up being a pretty good friend, and those mental illnesses would've been a nightmare to deal with as a partner >bonded over playing Doki Doki together, always joked that Amy = Sayori >she had the craziest form of self harm, would just let bees and wasps sting her, going out of her way to provoke them >things escalated over time, Amy tried to end her life before graduation, it failed thankfully >I wanted to be there for her but I was off to college and she was doing her thing >she went dark for many years, I assumed the worst and couldn't get word from her family >ff to a couple weeks ago >moved back to my home city after college, bought a small house >there's a hornet's nest in the garage >hire exterminator >jaw hits the floor when I see Amy get out of the van >we catch up, she got into pest control and turned her self harm into something productive >got out of her s----- home situation and doesn't want to take her life anymore Can't put into words how happy it made me, seeing her alive and well like that. Hang in there, Anons

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