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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/10/21(Sun)05:46:19 No.864738646 >be me >meet cutie soft dom goth girl on dating app >hit it off pretty well >get to know each other online >we are really into one another so we plan on going on a date sometime >one night she asks to chat a bit before she goes to bed >I didn't voice chat with her that day, so why not! >get in call ready to chill with her for a bit >find out she is horny and wanted hear me while she did her thing >kindahot.mkv >get into with her, moaning along and such >end up getting horny as well so I start jacking off too >full on sex erp >we both get real close and I hear >"c-- for me anon, you cute baby boy" >bust a nut so hard I almost when f------ blind >get called cute and tells me how she really liked that >"Hey anon, wanna see something..." >ohfuck.webm >Think she is going to send a nude or something >She screen shares a whole ass power point presentation titled: "Hello future potential boyfriend" that she made earlier that day >mfw We are all going to make it bros!

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 130 KB JPG 05/15/23(Mon)13:37:51 No.73325249 >be me, 21-year-old anon >working at local supermarket >shift starts at 8am >wake up at 7:55am >panic mode engaged >throw on clothes, don't even brush teeth >race to work, praying I won't be late >somehow arrive at 8:01am >boss gives me disapproving look >"Anon, you're late again" >mumble apologies, heart racing >spend the rest of the day paranoid >boss keeps giving me side-eye >coworkers whispering and giggling >decide to redeem myself >next day, set alarm for 6am >wake up feeling victorious >get ready with time to spare >arrive at work at 7:55am >smug grin on my face >boss looks shocked "Anon, you're early..." >MFW I can't win with this guy

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: Anonymous < classicallyabby Virginia 3. 5/4/22 Breastmilk TO FR FREEZE 400 Lansingh. Breastmilk 3.5 CLASSICALLYABBY Posts 5/6/22 08/02/23(Wed)16:09:08 No.188300115 150 120 Q RIK A vousved Breastmilk P PETOLP 1/26/22 noh. reastr stmilk 2013/5 Lansinoh. Breastmilk TO PUMP INTO BA NETUR zz/ATS Lansnoh. Breastmilk ADAPTER to LINE HOW TO FREEZE 400 Lansinoh tmilk 180 MA 6 s9uhcykp57791.jpg 259 KB JPG 3.9. V Liked by dark_iron_gains and 6,796 others classicallyabby Feeling beyond grateful today 49 Follow 9091 իրաշSEP yous Today I'm making my first breastmilk donation to families in need. It's such a huge blessing that I was able to produce enough for my son and for others, too. I am so happy that I can help those babies who need it! ... K >>188300229 # >>188300249 # >>188300895 # >>188301036 # I'm putting together a team. One last score and we're out of the game. Who's in?

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: Anonymous feels good 08/22/18(Wed)09:08:49 No.777883934 man 30 KB JPG >be me >am 17 >am pretty stupid and broke so decide to sell fake drugs >start filling a few bags with oregano and selling to freshmen >kids actually believe it's weed and buy some >mfw they fake being high and then come back to buy more >one day called up to principals office >there's a cop in there >they ask to search my bag >mfw all they find is oregano >mfw I say I'm making pasta after school and my friend gave me some oregano he grew to use >mfw they can't do anything so they send me back to class

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>>46575716 # >be me >neighbour has heavily disabled son >I'm talking Steven hawkings 2.98 MB PNG levels of qaudraspazzed >outside gym master race >one day I'm lifting and he's in the neighbors garden >I'm benching my 1RM >here a noise >look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head >now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on >mfw I now lift for him >>46575873 # >>46575916 # >>46575954 # >>46575963 # >>46576013 # >>46576043 # >>46576233 # >>46578453 # >>46578580 # >>46578865 # >>46582317 # >>46582488 # >>46582583 # >>46582599 #

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Biz anon gets horny during a meeting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6t1Kp7EU) 08/03/23(Thu)11:38:09 No.55742075 >>55739733 (OP) # I f----- up so bad during the pandemic and got humiliated and fired for something like this. I've posted it before >be me, may 2020 >everyone was sent to WFH full time >Business is very slow because of the early stages of the pandemic where basically everyone was just sitting in their homes >manager decides that for morale boosting we have a team meeting every morning >no actual business goals just people bullshitting about TV shows, pandemic, cooking, stuff like that >extreme hottie that's on my team is talking about some movie and won't shut up. Just staring at her watching her mouth move, laugh, play with her hair. She's wearing a little tank top >get incredibly horny, pull my pants down and start jacking off, discreetly. >Everyone continues bullshitting. I unmute and say a dumb little joke, everyone laughs. Mute again >Still horny and slowly stroking. Get so coombrained that I go to x------ on my phone >Pull up a c------ compilation video >take off headphones and start watching video while continuing to j-------, around 30 seconds or so of guys groaning and moaning as they shoot louds into girls mouths >all of a sudden hear faint voices louder and louder >Pause p--- and put headphones back on >realize my headset was unmuted the entire time I just stuttered uncontrollably and left the call. Got let go within two hours. The pandemic unemployment was awesome but I destroyed my reputation >>55742092 # >>55742745 # >>55742767 # >>55743297 # >>55743784 #

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⠀ This is the moment I uninstalled bg3 This is the moment I uninstall(...) Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)16:22:02 No.832064 139CD1D0-8B32-4858-AA7B-FC20C2B53C70.jpg 84 KB JPG I cant believe this game forces you to be gay. 10/19/20(Mon)16:52:42 No.832202 That's literally the dream lover you made and completely customized. Are you sure you didn't want to be gay? EARLY ACCESS v4.1.84.2021 : Anonymous >>832389 # >>834009 # >>834917 # >>843762 # >>851486 # >>853415 # 10/19/20 (Mon)17:23:13 No.832389 >>832202 # It said >who do you dream of at night Just because your dreams have men in them doesn't mean you're gay or want to f--- them >>832401 # >>832402 # >>832410 # >>832467 # >>833461 # >>833641 # >>833806 # >>834072 # >>834263 # >>834361 # >>834917 # >>835186 # >>835695 # >>836142 # >>836183 # >>836201 # >>836445 # >>836509 # >>836843 # >>836867 # >>837206 # >>837910 # >>840554 # >>840675 # >>840680 # >>840792 # >>841115 # >>841136 # >>841451 # >>843762 # >>844048 # >>844265 # >>846176 # >>846197 # >>849058 # >>849117 # >>849135 # >>849277 # >>849288 # >>849988 # >>850011 # >>851227 # >>851234 # >>851271 # >>851340 # >>851486 # >>851522 # >>851932 #

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Anon cant control himself | /r/Greentext

>be me, 14 >my sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her room >dad gets home >dad and I f---

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: Anonymous 02 02/15/21(Mon)12:11:21 No.62341896 fabc35dee775bcdac2ffa64de4c75e860560139768986e54fb0a433e5 90 KB JPG >Hey anon. I'm back. *kisses you* >God, you have such cute blue eyes.*strokes your hair* >My feet are so tired, have been killing palestinians all day. Will you give me a foot rub?

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: Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)22:44:42 No.35317358 Untitled33_20220824192307.png 3.22 MB PNG How do we stop intergalactic energy spiders from coming to earth?

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: Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed)17:08:42 No.74251486 9 KB JPG >be me >the jokester of the gang >friends love dark humor so always joke about liking lolis and what would I do to them >eventually they became f------ and got uncomfortable so decide to change my jokes to racist jokes which they love >be one day, they insisted on coming to my house to play smash >be really excited >while playing one friend wants to go to the bathroom >notice he's taking his sweet time but every time I want to go look my friends talk to me about something >be today the group chat is dead and nobody is replying >be sad so decide to pleasure myself >look for my hard drive and notcie its not there >sudden realization, heart beating fast >this mfs stole my hard drive anons i really really really dont want to go to jail my f------ heart is bursting out of my chest right now i wanna puke h--------

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No. 29485744 2 days ago csoxhiqq8ik91.jpg JPG 100.0 KiB 640x458 Next month I will be 31 years old. I make a lot of money (I'm a software engineer). I work entirely remote, no one goes to the office. I have no friends, never had a gf, haven't had sex in idk how long. I think of killing myself regularly. My job is pointless, I worry about layoffs all the time, I have tons of money and nothing i want to spend it on. What would you do in my situation? I hate myself and life, I hate my job, I just want out of this hell. I have been thinking about trying to become a doctor/ surgeon. I would need to take some pre-med college classes, I could do it part time and keep working or maybe quit my job. Or maybe just kill myself, I don't really know what to do.

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: Anonymous Twitter is unusable 310 KB PNG 08/03/23(Thu)19:04:20 No.95136935 >give in and make a twitter account to look at japanese p---------- >notification >bitcoin scam bot mass tagging people and saying "check my bio" >reply "go hang yourself" >account permanently suspended how do normalfags use this : Anonymous 08/03/23(Thu)20:32:31 No.95138139 >>95136935 (OP) # >give in and make a twitter account to look at japanese p---------- You get what you f------ deserve

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/10/21(Sun)05:46:19 No.864738646 >be me >meet cutie soft dom goth girl on dating app >hit it off pretty well >get to know each other online >we are really into one another so we plan on going on a date sometime >one night she asks to chat a bit before she goes to bed >I didn't voice chat with her that day, so why not! >get in call ready to chill with her for a bit >find out she is horny and wanted hear me while she did her thing >kindahot.mkv >get into with her, moaning along and such >end up getting horny as well so I start jacking off too >full on sex erp >we both get real close and I hear >"c-- for me anon, you cute baby boy" >bust a nut so hard I almost when f------ blind >get called cute and tells me how she really liked that >"Hey anon, wanna see something..." >ohfuck.webm >Think she is going to send a nude or something >She screen shares a whole ass power point presentation titled: "Hello future potential boyfriend" that she made earlier that day >mfw We are all going to make it bros!

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