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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

LIBERTE EGALITE FRATERNITE FRATERNITE EGALITE LIBERTE

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Inspired by u/Monarchy_mapper - Romanian Conspiracies, Myths and Urban Legends | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Ancient Bucegi Gateway > There are a lot of stories involving the Bucegi Mountains but the most interesting one is that the mountains are actually a gateway to another world and that if you travel alone on the forest paths you'll get teleported to said world > Whenever this happens a small local earthquake manifests, and apparently there's been hundreds over the years that drive the locals crazy > The stone head in the mountains is apparently a fossil from that other world Brașov Tree Sap صال > Around Brașov there are rumors that high up in the mountains there are trees that give you the ability to fly for a few minutes if you drink their sap > I think people just got high on shrooms up there > ce-ai făcut, ai luat speiș? Cursed Dacian Gold > There's claims that the gold that the Dacians mined in the western Carpathians was only desired by Romans because it was cursed and would give people superpowers 103 103 103 104 105 103 103 103 103 103 www > The same gold can apparently be found in upside down pyramids hidden beneath the mountains > I don't know who comes up with these things but I think they smoked the Brașov sap Lost Roman Legion > Teleorman, in old turkish, means "the crazy forest" > Said forest stretched from the Danube to the Carpathian mountains, and was notoriously dark and thick > The forest was so terrifying to the Romans that when Gaius Scribonius Curio reached the Danube he was too afraid to cross > Gaius was replaced by Cornelius Fuscus, who entered the forest and was never seen again Eminescu was gay > Eminescu, the Romanian National Poet, spent a ridiculous amount of time together with writer Ion Creanga, even sleeping in the same bed on numerous occasions > Some people think they were gay because of this > His lowkey incel attraction to Veronica would make him bisexual at the least, though > Some also think he was a genius and was assassinated because of his knowledge, which Einstein would later steal Dragon's Chin > Apparently, 200 meters under the Bran Castle, there are a series of catacombs that belonged to an ancient draconic alien species > Fake rock pyramids jut out of the ground, forming the local mountains which are called the "Dragon's Chin" >The catacombs stretch across the entire world, and were created when the dragons cooled the earth with water as it was forming Esoteric > One crazy local by the name of Valentin Tîrcă Sinaia Lead Plates > At one point a museum in Bucharest had over 200 lead plates inscribed with an unknown language written in the Greek alphabet that's completely different from any language known to researchers ΔΟΠΑ ΚΑΠΟ ΔΥΟ Σ ΑΒΕΛΙΟ ΕΥΟ ΣΟΡΙ ZOZEPINA FAOTO APMOZA BAB ZIPMIO APO MIXOO KPO MOZ ΠΟΛΤΑΡΙΟ ΔΤ ΛΙΝΑΤΟΣ SAFORA GRE HIO OPV T TH in 4 FAL HOPATA DANN > Only 35 of them remain, and allegedly the lead plates are copies made in 1875 of the original gold plates that were given to Russia in wwi for safekeeping (along with Romania's entire gold reserve) OPAZA FIZEN EOABRE NO AEN 4 OREOTO KE Ofa ST > He claims his real name is Thrcaar Valentin MILITIOSA ΤΟΠΟ came up with it and Vice News promoted it Chloe > Some claim they hold the keys to the universe or that they're written in an alien language dați-ne auru înapoi Frăsinei Monastery > The only Romanian Orthodox monastery that does not allow women to enter under any shape or form > Called the Romanian Athos for this reason > Apparently in 2013 a woman forced her way in and then died the second day, after which the local priests declared that no woman who enters goes unpunished Securitate Kidnappings > There are stories that before the revolution the Securitate would kidnap kids from orphanages and take them to blacksites in order to brainwash and indoctrinate them as agents for the regime > Probably originate from the existence of highschool age Securitate informants that absolutely terrified dissidents > The whole thing reads like the plot of a COD campaign Revolution was a Coup > Depending on who you ask, the Romanian Revolution was either an internal coup by the Securitate or a foreign one by either the USA or Russia > Proponents of the latter claim that Romania wanted to make a new World Bank and the world powers had to stop it > Very widespread theory especially amongst Ceașcă fans > If the revolution was real, it was still most definitely stolen by oligarchs and former communist party members > dc mai trăiește Iliescu fmm Dacian Jesus > There are people who unironically claim that Jesus was a Dacian, and that in reality he had blonde hair and blue eyes and was related to ancient Greek and Norse gods > Mainly arose from the similarity of Jesus and the Dacian god Zalmoxis > The proof of this is supposedly sealed in the Vatican and will never get out because it'll hurt the "Jewish world order" Dacian Tunnels > Some people claim that Dacians built a series of megalithic tunnels beneath the Carpathians and under the Danube, which helped them win the first war with the Romans > Others claim they stretch as far as Egypt and China and that aliens helped make them > I've even heard someone claim that the Dalai Lama was evacuated from Tibet using those tunnels > Big meme in recent years Black Ambulance > Some people believe that there are hordes of black ambulances that kidnap kids and homeless people at night to harvest their organs > At one point the rumors got so bad that schools around the country started telling their students to run away from all black vans > Based on the Russian myth of an NKVD black volga that would kidnap dissidents Romanian Nukes > In 1977 a massive earthquake destroyed large parts of Bucharest, and the leadership used it as an excuse to demolish churches and historic buildings > Some claim that the earthquake was caused by Ceaușescu testing a nuke underground so it wouldn't be detected by the US or Russia > Ceaușescu did actually have a nuclear program but it was never successful because of the lack of materials and funding Nicu was asassinated > Nicu Ceauseșcu, the son of Nicolae Ceauseșcu, died in Vienna of cirrhosis in 1996 > He was a known r----- and alcoholist, and would frequently crash his car in Bucharest > Was good friends with Saddam Hussein's son and would frequently travel Europe (and also lose a s--- ton of money on gambling) Hoia Baciu UFO > The Hoia Baciu forest near Cluj is believed to be haunted, and there is a suspiciously circular clearing right in the middle of it > The trees are mishapen and there's frequent mist > Animals reportedly refuse to drink from the pond in the forest and you can see spirits at night > Some people claim it's a UFO landing zone and that there are geomagnetic anomalies that break devices and cook your brain > The myth dates back to the 50s and there's a story from 1968 about a girl that disappeared and came back 5 years later Casa Poporului Ghosts > The gigantic building was a massive undertaking and a few hundred workers died in the process > Some say that workers were deliberately executed so the secret features of the building wouldn't get out > There's rumors that a lot of them were buried directly into the foundation of the building > The nightguards claim that at night ghosts roam the wide halls, whisper and whistle and trigger the alarm systems > The rumor is recognized by the parliament on their website but doesn't say anything of the workers Gigantic Catfish > There's a lost online blog about an abandoned and flooded metro station in Bucharest, and behind 4 red blast doors there is a pool with a gigantic sheatfish that eats all the rats in the metro > The companion of the writer says he needs to find a mate for him so it can "clean up" the trains > The site it was hosted on is now a website about car parts and rentals Elodia wasn't murdered > A woman called Elodia disappeared in 2007, and it's presumed that her cop husband killed her because a dirty uniform and her blood were found in a forest. > The batshit crazy news station OTV ran 239 consecutive editions about her, and single-handedly turned the case into a meme > Her husband got 20 years in prison and was denied bail this year > Some believe that she faked her death and incriminated her husband in order to commit tax fraud Caritas Scheme > From 1992 to 1994 a ponzi scheme called Caritas ran in Cluj-Napoca > Millions of Romanians invested and it's value ballooned between $1 billion and $5 billion > Some claim that he wasn't really ill and was asassinated because of his connections to and knowledge of the Securitate's actions Grounded > At one point it held a third of all Romanian banknotes > The scheme was protected by Gheorghe Funar, the mayor of Cluj, and national authorities never intervened, so some believe that the money was funneled into the Yugoslav War and politician's bank accounts > fmm funar Străinu's Travels > Emil Străinu is a Romanian Army General and founding member of the Association for the Study of Unidentified Aerospace Phenomena > On top of this he's published tens of books about UFOs, Esoteric Warfare and other things, while also claiming that he's visited Area 51, HAARP, Ancient Himalaya, Antarctica, etc > People think he's either lying, an alien, or an American agent Isărescu Deep State > Mugur Isărescu has been the Governor of the National Bank of Romania since 1990, with a short pause when he was elected PM and ran for President î > The agenda of the Bank has always been independent from whichever Government was in power > Some people believe that he's the head of the corrupt group of politicians that secretly rules Romania > He's also part of the Trilateral Commission and the Club of Rome which have their own deep-state conspiracies about them Ceaușescu's laser tanks > During the Cold War, Romania was able to have an independent foreign policy and never got invaded like Hungary or Czechoslovakia > Some claim that it was because Ceausescu had wonder weapons such as laser tanks on the border and melted Russian tanks in 1968 > The Soviet Union did actually have prototypes of an anti-air laser vehicle called the 1k17 Szhatie Ponta's Wife > Some people claim that former PM Victor Ponta was actually controlled by the US Secret Services which allowed them to puppet Romania > This all stems from the rumor that multiple known agents were present at his wedding and because of his rivalry with Băsescu > Also led to the joke/myth that the USSS found him a wife as payment Dragnea Cooking Show > Former leader of PSD Liviu Dragnea was involved in several high order corruption scandals in 2017 > He was the poster boy of Romanian corruption for a while and massive protests took place against him and his party > Despite all the drama, he only got a year in prison and has been free since 2021 > Recently he started a wholesome cooking show on YouTube, presumably to try to bury his image > His current wife is his ex-secretary and 30 years younger than him Modern Made by u/deri100 in 5 painful hours

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The last captive orca in the US, Lolita/Toki, has died before her set March release back into the ocean | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

$You took her away from her pod. She still called to them often. She still remembered their calls of these years. Economic- kad Authoritarian L-----, a beloved orca at the Miami Seaquarium set to be released into the ocean, has died By Mitchell McCluskey and Zoe Sottile, CNN Published 1:20 PM EDT, Sat August 19, 2023 A 57-year-old killer whale named L-----, also called Toki, has died at the Miami Seaquarium. You took away her freedom. You made her perform for over 50 years and kept her in whale jail. She deserved better than this life. SP Matias J. Ocner/Miami Herald/Tribune News Service/Getty Images Libertarian She had a family! Her mom and some of her relatives were still around. They were missing and waiting for her. Economic- \t This is unexpected and a shame I don't have to pay that 20 million for her release now. I wonder how much we'll get with her life insurance policy?$

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