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Political Compass - I start law school tomorrow morning. Here are some methods I've imagined/attempted to avoid it (4x3 wojak compass) | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

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SUBSTANCE ABUSE CONFIRMATION BIAS GETTING A JOB DEUS EX MACHINA Seek advice from esteemed friends and relatives who don't think I should go to law school i.e. relative dying and leaving large inheritance; school suddenly closing; or diagnosis with a terminal disease Get addicted to drugs or alcohol to mask my pain Particularly if I fail out, this method will help me cope SUICIDE Would solve all my problems all at once But it's the nuclear option GETTING ARRESTED If I'm in jail, I can't go to law school right? And felons aren't allowed to be lawyers Use them for an ethos argument against it VEHICLE COLLISION When I drive, I sometimes imagine what it would be like to cross the painted line A bad crash would financially or physically stop me from going to law school GETTING INJURED Physical incapacitation is a grounds not to attend law school Have legit considered breaking my leg or something Most rational option, just getting a good job would be a valid excuse to skip law school Have been passively searching all summer and applied to about 40, but have heard absolutely nothing - not even a rejection DEFERRMENT Have drafted an email simply asking for one year of deferment Haven't sent because I know it will just prolong my current problems The most unlikely way out, the kind of thing that only works in fiction and the 19th century Really just any wildcard excuse to not go Also I probably couldn't keep it going for long SWEEPSTAKES/ LOTTERY I've been applying for hundreds of sweepstakes and playing the lottery all summer FAKE DEATH SUDDEN FLIGHT Just getting on a plane to Europe or Asia A lot of my friends suggested this one If I win a lot of money, I don't have to go to school, or at least it won't be as bad

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