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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GET BAPTIZED IN A RUSSIAN CHURCH ONE FACES EAST, UNITES ONESELF TO CHRIST, AND BOWS BOWN BEFORE HIM AND BLESSED WITH THE SIGN OF THE CROSS... ONE IS BAPTIZED IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE SON AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT AMEN ONE GATHERS IN THE DARK CHURCH ONE PROCEEDS OUTSIDE TO CIRCLE THE CHURCH THREE TIMES ONE SINGS "CHRIST IS RISEN FROM THE DEAD" ONE GOES BACK IN THE CHURCH AT MIDNIGHT... ONE RECEIVES THE SEALA OF THE GIFT OF THE HOLY SPIRIT.... ONE IS TONSURED IN FOUR SPOTS IN THE SHAPE OF A CROSS ONE HEARS EVERYONE'S FAVORITE HOMILY AN EASTER EGG ONE HAS A LITTLE VODKA HAVING FASTED 7WEEKS AND 6 DAYS, THE LAST DAY COMPLETELY LATE IN THE EVENING, ONE FACES WEST, RENOUNCES SATAN, ALL HIS WORKS, ETC. AND HISSES & SPITS AT HIM ONE PRAYS UNTIL 4 AM! OR EVEN DAWN! B 4X68 WHILE THE WATER IS CENSED.…... ...AND WITH HOLY OIL AMEN ONE IS BLESSED WITH A CROSS IN THE SIGN OF THE CROSS KISSES THE CROSS AND RECEIVES THE CROSS ONE SPREADS THE LIGHT THROUGH THE CHURCH ONE SINGS "YOUR RESURRECTION, O CHRIST OUR SAVIOR" ONE IS GREETED WITH “CHRIST IS RISEN!" AND RESPONDS "INDEED HE IS RISEN!" TO FIND IT BRIGHT AND GLORIOUS! ...CONSECRATING M THE BODY ONE SINGS WE LOVE IT SO MUCH, WE'VE HAD IT EVERY AND BLOOD OF OUR LORD, JESUS CHRIST, FOR THE EASTER FOR MORE THAN 1600 YEARS FORGIVENESS OF SINS AND LIFE EVERLASTING viliais. STS ONE RECEIVES AT1AM "ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN BAPTIZED IN CHRIST" ONE, THE SERVANT OF GOD, RECEIVES THE BODY MONE'S FEAST IS BLESSED ONE HAS "VASHE ZRODOVYE!" AN EGG-BREAKING CONTEST ONE BREAKS THE FAST COMPLETELY! AND SINCE THAT WASN'T ENOUGH CHURCH Fair ONE COMES BACK IN THE AFTERNOON!

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One Does Not Simply Get Baptized in a Russian Church


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