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blind rage rie. Imaxresdefault.jpg (128 KB, 1280x720) most effective at cutting through this thing? An oscillating multi tool? An angle grinder? Something else? I don't care about noise. They can call the cops, what are the cops gonna do? Unfuck their car boot that I fully plan to cut in half, destroy, and throw in the river that's 1/2 mile down the road? Make me take down the post I plan on making on google reviews and yelp about this s--- hole parking lot? F--- these guys. Honestly, the louder and more destructive the tool the better. I hope the parking attendant hears me. If /diy/ suggests an angle grinder and the multi tool I'll do both. I just want something that will destroy this godforsaken thing. Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)15:52:25 No.2402724>>2403239 >>2405325 File: 1418169147931.jpg (8 KB, 250x242) >>2402725 >>2402728 Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)16:04:00 No.2402732 >>2402738 >>2402742 >>2403039 >>2402723 Thank you, I've been in such a blind rage that I didn't even think about drilling out the lock. According to google, cobalt drill bits are about the hardest ones out there? So I'm going to pick up a pack at home depot when I go to buy an angle grinder. Thank you, I'm not sure which it is because I just glanced at it before deciding I would completely ruin it. It seems like the one in the google picture I found uses a tube lock? but then the one you have pictured uses a pad lock. I'll still buy my cobalt drill bits regardless. blind rage >>2402727 Sadly that doesn't seem portable. >>2402721 (OP) Also I'm aware the lock could be picked with effort or there is probably a standard key you can buy that would unlock these. I want something I can buy today at Home Depot, and something that will destroy the boot in the process. Even if I could buy the key today, I wouldn't. I would still do whatever I could to destructively remove this thing as the parking attendant watches. >>2402729 Thank you, sounds like consensus is angle grinder but I'll still take my impacts and drill bits for fun. >surprised if they wouldn't charge you They can f--- off, all they have is the plate number and if they try charging me I'll keep the boot instead of throwing it in the river and I'll meet them in small claims court where I'll wave the f------ boot in front of the face of the lawyer or whoever else is representing them, and then I'll follow them to the goddamn parking lot and put a brand new boot on their car before they can pull away. Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)16:08:25 No.2402736 >>2402739 >>2402762 >>2402777 >>2402779 >>2402883 >>2402884>>2403274>>2403375 >>2403388 >>2403402 >>2405098 >>2405422 >>2405788 >>2406805>>2406814>>2407187 >>2402937 >>2402939 >>2402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid $30 to park there for the day, and the machine didn't give her a receipt. Attendant said it was fine, they can tell by the plate. She gets back to the car, it's booted. She asks the attendant what the deal is, he says he has no idea who she is, she didn't pay, so she got booted, and it's a $200 fee to remove it. She shows him, the same guy who told her it was fine, the transaction in her bank app. He says it isn't enough proof. Pay or leave. Looked the place up on google, tons of similar stories. They just don't fill the paper for the receipt machine and boot at random. What are the cops gonna do? My wife drives a shitbox though. I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. I don't give a f--- if the cops come. Let's dispute it. F------ retards. What are the cops gonna do? Too bad, I'll destroy that boot before they f------ get there. Trespass me, I'll gladly leave and see these f------ retard animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boot, follow them home, and boot their cars, and see how they handle it. I don't give a f---. Not today assholes. >>2402739 >>2402742 >>2402749 >>2402761 >>2402779 Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)15:49:24 No.2402721 >>2402723 >>2402724 >>2402725 >>2402729 >>2402749 >>2402757 >>2402800 >>2402827 >>2402839 >>2402890 >>2402931 >>2402937 >>2402948 >>2403061 >>2403228 >>2403248 >>2403250 >>2403255>>2403371 >>2403548 >>2403857 >>2404569 >>2405104>>2405126 >>2406083 >>2406111 >>2406464>>2406781 >>2406803 >>2406809 Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)23:14:14 No.2403038 ► >>2403047 >>2403051 >>2403062 >>2403064 >>2403070 >>2403071 >>2403102 >>2403130 >>2403174>>2403178 >>2403207 >>2403258 >>2403259 >>2403262 >>2403273 >>2403277 >>2403278 >>2403284>>2403302 >>2403303 >>2403328 >>2403350 >>2403377 >>2403384>>2403461 >>2403538 >>2403565>>2403566 >>2403569 >>2403570 >>2403593 >>2403599 >>2403680 >>2403687 >>2403743 >>2404045 >>2404064 >>2404180 >>2404206 >>2404211 >>2404257 >>2404364>>2404372 >>2404415 >>2404491 >>2404493 >>2404498 >>2404499 >>2404514>>2404517 >>2404520 >>2404532 >>2404570 >>2404907 >>2404917 >>2404982 >>2404985>>2404996 >>2405003 >>2405124>>2405153 >>2405161 >>2405259 >>2405358 >>2405427 >>2405448 >>2405451 >>2405453 >>2405564 >>2405586 >>2405792 >>2405807 >>2405847 >>2405875 >>2406034>>2406241 >>2406263 >>2406817 >>2407138 >>2407808 File: IMG_4953.jpg (3.68 MB, 3024x4032) >>2402884 >>2402890 >>2402919 >>2406825>>2406827 >>2407843 My wife fell victim to a predatory parking lot and got her car booted with pic related. I already have several Makita 6.0ah batteries. I refuse to pay their $200 fee to remove the boot, and would rather spend any amount of money possible to remove the goddamn boot myself. I'll damage the tire if I have to, I don't care. What would be the Alright here's your update f------. Pic semi related. Went to home depot with the intention of buying a makita angle grinder and cutting wheel since I have batteries for it, they didn't have makita. Got my cobalt drill bits and took my impacket wrench, drill, and impact driver and went to the parking lot. >park on curb outside of lot >he keeps glancing at me and I don't stop staring >lets see where this goes >he starts running over and yelling >I have pic related >stare at guy the booth from my car >keep staring until he notices me >probably look unhinged at this point, sweaty, breathing heavy, I've been in a blind rage for hours >grab my bag of tools >head over to wife's car and before he even leaves the booth I start drilling >stop drilling, blast the air horn in his face as soon as he gets close >he just stands there shocked >keep drilling >he starts talking >blast the air horn again >keep drilling >he tries saying something >stand up and blast the air horn at him >blast the air horn directly in front of his face >people walking downtown and the two other people in the lot are all staring now >over the airhorn blasting I hear him mention taking the boot off >I'LL TAKE IT OFF JUST LEAVE >he goes to get the keys and I keep drilling it >he runs back >go pick her up >come back for mine >my ears are ringing I can't even hear him now >I'm still in an autistic rage, don't have any real set place I'm drilling I'm just trying to damage the boot while he watches >he starts yelling >blast the air horn >get back down to drilling >he tries yelling again >stare at him as I get in my car and pull away as slow as possible >pic related THE HONKING WILL CONTINUE >starts unlocking it >as hes bending down and unlocks it and starts grabbing it off I put the airhorn next to his head and let it rip >he doesn't say anything else and just runs away to the booth >get in wifes car Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)01:44:03 No.2403101 >>2403225 File: problemwagie.jpg (37 KB, 600x653) UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES Anonymous 06/08/2 >>2402727 >>2402732 (You) >Sadly that doesn https://en.wikipedi Anonymous 06/08/2 >>2402736 (You) godspeed anon li 0 Clown world problems require clown world solutions I'll wave the f------ boot in front of the face of the lawyer Kevin Van Dam IZNE >>2402732 (You) Yes cobalt is the best, but they're brittle, bits so you're choice. Remember when drilling steel, low spe Anonymous 06/06/22 (Wed)16:17:14 No 2 Grind the heads off the bolts, use a pun they come at you with wrenches I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. >amazon listing for the horn >supposedly audible up to 1 mile away Jesus christ anon TRIMAX TRIMAX >audible up to 1 mile away 39 No 2402738 - k 06/08/22(Wed)16:14 ■ Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)05:03:51 No.2403178 >>2403217 >>2403225 >>2403449 >>2403731 >>2403038 While I empathize with your anger and vicariously enjoyed your story, now that it's over I suggest you consider if that level of reaction is healthy. For one thing. you probably permanently damaged both your hearing and his. The situation could have easily escalated into assault and jail time or worse for you. I'm not saying you should have just paid the phony "fine" but your reaction seems (deliciously) over the top. if this is typical behavior, you could be facing real problems down the line. It is rarely wise to act in a fit of rage. t: Been there, done that, regretted it, learned from it. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE looks like if y A before they f------ get oot their cars, and see 222402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid maximum kek She gets back to the car, it's booler $200 fee to remove it. She shows my sides continue to ascend in altitude every time i imagine the kinetic energy of that horn, normally stretched over a mile, the place up on google, tons of sim "getting compressed down to a 6 inch space between horn and attendant and being jammed into his eardrum wife drives a shitbox though I guy will probably never hear the sound of his children's laughter for the rest of his life retards. What are the cops gonna c animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boct, follow them f me Marine/Sport HORN Recommended for boals op 10 4 tegy 9.5 meter beat for all spring an autistic rage Huge c--- energy, ReLine ne/Sport ORN blast the air horn in his face Honk honk just runs away we can't expect God to do all the work. >When the last thing you ever hear is the deafening HONK of clown world TRIMAX Dimensions LxWxH Style 3.5 Oz. Vehicle Service Watercraft Type About this item • SAFETY EQUIPMENT: Make a loud and powerful sound when in emergency with the Shoreline Marine Air Horn Pump recommended for boats up to 64 feet. Important for every boat emergency kit, this horn pump makes a loud noise and is ideal for boating, water skiing, and sporting events. AUDIBLE FROM 1 MILE is boating air horn meets the US Coast Guard requirements for boats. You can be prepared with any kind of emergency as it emits a loud, powerful alert sound that travels a mile away! It is capable of producing sound up to 120 decibels.

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blind rage rie. Imaxresdefault.jpg (128 KB, 1280x720) most effective at cutting through this thing? An oscillating multi tool? An angle grinder? Something else? I don't care about noise. They can call the cops, what are the cops gonna do? Unfuck their car boot that I fully plan to cut in half, destroy, and throw in the river that's 1/2 mile down the road? Make me take down the post I plan on making on google reviews and yelp about this s--- hole parking lot? F--- these guys. Honestly, the louder and more destructive the tool the better. I hope the parking attendant hears me. If /diy/ suggests an angle grinder and the multi tool I'll do both. I just want something that will destroy this godforsaken thing. Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)15:52:25 No.2402724>>2403239 >>2405325 File: 1418169147931.jpg (8 KB, 250x242) >>2402725 >>2402728 Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)16:04:00 No.2402732 >>2402738 >>2402742 >>2403039 >>2402723 Thank you, I've been in such a blind rage that I didn't even think about drilling out the lock. According to google, cobalt drill bits are about the hardest ones out there? So I'm going to pick up a pack at home depot when I go to buy an angle grinder. Thank you, I'm not sure which it is because I just glanced at it before deciding I would completely ruin it. It seems like the one in the google picture I found uses a tube lock? but then the one you have pictured uses a pad lock. I'll still buy my cobalt drill bits regardless. blind rage >>2402727 Sadly that doesn't seem portable. >>2402721 (OP) Also I'm aware the lock could be picked with effort or there is probably a standard key you can buy that would unlock these. I want something I can buy today at Home Depot, and something that will destroy the boot in the process. Even if I could buy the key today, I wouldn't. I would still do whatever I could to destructively remove this thing as the parking attendant watches. >>2402729 Thank you, sounds like consensus is angle grinder but I'll still take my impacts and drill bits for fun. >surprised if they wouldn't charge you They can f--- off, all they have is the plate number and if they try charging me I'll keep the boot instead of throwing it in the river and I'll meet them in small claims court where I'll wave the f------ boot in front of the face of the lawyer or whoever else is representing them, and then I'll follow them to the goddamn parking lot and put a brand new boot on their car before they can pull away. Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)16:08:25 No.2402736 >>2402739 >>2402762 >>2402777 >>2402779 >>2402883 >>2402884>>2403274>>2403375 >>2403388 >>2403402 >>2405098 >>2405422 >>2405788 >>2406805>>2406814>>2407187 >>2402937 >>2402939 >>2402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid $30 to park there for the day, and the machine didn't give her a receipt. Attendant said it was fine, they can tell by the plate. She gets back to the car, it's booted. She asks the attendant what the deal is, he says he has no idea who she is, she didn't pay, so she got booted, and it's a $200 fee to remove it. She shows him, the same guy who told her it was fine, the transaction in her bank app. He says it isn't enough proof. Pay or leave. Looked the place up on google, tons of similar stories. They just don't fill the paper for the receipt machine and boot at random. What are the cops gonna do? My wife drives a shitbox though. I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. I don't give a f--- if the cops come. Let's dispute it. F------ retards. What are the cops gonna do? Too bad, I'll destroy that boot before they f------ get there. Trespass me, I'll gladly leave and see these f------ retard animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boot, follow them home, and boot their cars, and see how they handle it. I don't give a f---. Not today assholes. >>2402739 >>2402742 >>2402749 >>2402761 >>2402779 Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)15:49:24 No.2402721 >>2402723 >>2402724 >>2402725 >>2402729 >>2402749 >>2402757 >>2402800 >>2402827 >>2402839 >>2402890 >>2402931 >>2402937 >>2402948 >>2403061 >>2403228 >>2403248 >>2403250 >>2403255>>2403371 >>2403548 >>2403857 >>2404569 >>2405104>>2405126 >>2406083 >>2406111 >>2406464>>2406781 >>2406803 >>2406809 Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)23:14:14 No.2403038 ► >>2403047 >>2403051 >>2403062 >>2403064 >>2403070 >>2403071 >>2403102 >>2403130 >>2403174>>2403178 >>2403207 >>2403258 >>2403259 >>2403262 >>2403273 >>2403277 >>2403278 >>2403284>>2403302 >>2403303 >>2403328 >>2403350 >>2403377 >>2403384>>2403461 >>2403538 >>2403565>>2403566 >>2403569 >>2403570 >>2403593 >>2403599 >>2403680 >>2403687 >>2403743 >>2404045 >>2404064 >>2404180 >>2404206 >>2404211 >>2404257 >>2404364>>2404372 >>2404415 >>2404491 >>2404493 >>2404498 >>2404499 >>2404514>>2404517 >>2404520 >>2404532 >>2404570 >>2404907 >>2404917 >>2404982 >>2404985>>2404996 >>2405003 >>2405124>>2405153 >>2405161 >>2405259 >>2405358 >>2405427 >>2405448 >>2405451 >>2405453 >>2405564 >>2405586 >>2405792 >>2405807 >>2405847 >>2405875 >>2406034>>2406241 >>2406263 >>2406817 >>2407138 >>2407808 File: IMG_4953.jpg (3.68 MB, 3024x4032) >>2402884 >>2402890 >>2402919 >>2406825>>2406827 >>2407843 My wife fell victim to a predatory parking lot and got her car booted with pic related. I already have several Makita 6.0ah batteries. I refuse to pay their $200 fee to remove the boot, and would rather spend any amount of money possible to remove the goddamn boot myself. I'll damage the tire if I have to, I don't care. What would be the Alright here's your update f------. Pic semi related. Went to home depot with the intention of buying a makita angle grinder and cutting wheel since I have batteries for it, they didn't have makita. Got my cobalt drill bits and took my impacket wrench, drill, and impact driver and went to the parking lot. >park on curb outside of lot >he keeps glancing at me and I don't stop staring >lets see where this goes >he starts running over and yelling >I have pic related >stare at guy the booth from my car >keep staring until he notices me >probably look unhinged at this point, sweaty, breathing heavy, I've been in a blind rage for hours >grab my bag of tools >head over to wife's car and before he even leaves the booth I start drilling >stop drilling, blast the air horn in his face as soon as he gets close >he just stands there shocked >keep drilling >he starts talking >blast the air horn again >keep drilling >he tries saying something >stand up and blast the air horn at him >blast the air horn directly in front of his face >people walking downtown and the two other people in the lot are all staring now >over the airhorn blasting I hear him mention taking the boot off >I'LL TAKE IT OFF JUST LEAVE >he goes to get the keys and I keep drilling it >he runs back >go pick her up >come back for mine >my ears are ringing I can't even hear him now >I'm still in an autistic rage, don't have any real set place I'm drilling I'm just trying to damage the boot while he watches >he starts yelling >blast the air horn >get back down to drilling >he tries yelling again >stare at him as I get in my car and pull away as slow as possible >pic related THE HONKING WILL CONTINUE >starts unlocking it >as hes bending down and unlocks it and starts grabbing it off I put the airhorn next to his head and let it rip >he doesn't say anything else and just runs away to the booth >get in wifes car Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)01:44:03 No.2403101 >>2403225 File: problemwagie.jpg (37 KB, 600x653) UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES Anonymous 06/08/2 >>2402727 >>2402732 (You) >Sadly that doesn https://en.wikipedi Anonymous 06/08/2 >>2402736 (You) godspeed anon li 0 Clown world problems require clown world solutions I'll wave the f------ boot in front of the face of the lawyer Kevin Van Dam IZNE >>2402732 (You) Yes cobalt is the best, but they're brittle, bits so you're choice. Remember when drilling steel, low spe Anonymous 06/06/22 (Wed)16:17:14 No 2 Grind the heads off the bolts, use a pun they come at you with wrenches I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. >amazon listing for the horn >supposedly audible up to 1 mile away Jesus christ anon TRIMAX TRIMAX >audible up to 1 mile away 39 No 2402738 - k 06/08/22(Wed)16:14 ■ Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)05:03:51 No.2403178 >>2403217 >>2403225 >>2403449 >>2403731 >>2403038 While I empathize with your anger and vicariously enjoyed your story, now that it's over I suggest you consider if that level of reaction is healthy. For one thing. you probably permanently damaged both your hearing and his. The situation could have easily escalated into assault and jail time or worse for you. I'm not saying you should have just paid the phony "fine" but your reaction seems (deliciously) over the top. if this is typical behavior, you could be facing real problems down the line. It is rarely wise to act in a fit of rage. t: Been there, done that, regretted it, learned from it. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE looks like if y A before they f------ get oot their cars, and see 222402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid maximum kek She gets back to the car, it's booler $200 fee to remove it. She shows my sides continue to ascend in altitude every time i imagine the kinetic energy of that horn, normally stretched over a mile, the place up on google, tons of sim "getting compressed down to a 6 inch space between horn and attendant and being jammed into his eardrum wife drives a shitbox though I guy will probably never hear the sound of his children's laughter for the rest of his life retards. What are the cops gonna c animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boct, follow them f me Marine/Sport HORN Recommended for boals op 10 4 tegy 9.5 meter beat for all spring an autistic rage Huge c--- energy, ReLine ne/Sport ORN blast the air horn in his face Honk honk just runs away we can't expect God to do all the work. >When the last thing you ever hear is the deafening HONK of clown world TRIMAX Dimensions LxWxH Style 3.5 Oz. Vehicle Service Watercraft Type About this item • SAFETY EQUIPMENT: Make a loud and powerful sound when in emergency with the Shoreline Marine Air Horn Pump recommended for boats up to 64 feet. Important for every boat emergency kit, this horn pump makes a loud noise and is ideal for boating, water skiing, and sporting events. AUDIBLE FROM 1 MILE is boating air horn meets the US Coast Guard requirements for boats. You can be prepared with any kind of emergency as it emits a loud, powerful alert sound that travels a mile away! It is capable of producing sound up to 120 decibels.

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