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(Meta) So the joke is that anon once again turns out to be a massive homosexual | /r/Greentext
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![File: smokingkitty_2.jpg (95 KB, 1280x960) 08/26/23(Sat)21:33:34 No.905023774 [Reply] >>905024527 >>905025849 old lady i met while grocery shopping tw1236136 >>905024395 >be me 6 months ago >walking home after going grocery shopping >old lady walks up to me >"what bus do i take to get to downtown?" >i tell her what bus to take as i walk her to the bus station >she tells me about her current life situation >roommate stole her belongings and left >tells me she has been outside all day trying to walk back home i hope that old lady is ok >we reach the bus station >as shes about to leave i tell her to wait >i give her a couple of drinks i brought from the grocery store because i felt bad >she says thanks and tells me goodnight >i smile and say goodnight >i walk home](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/649/896/9ce.png "Anon helps an old lady | /r/Greentext")
![- File: 6a00df351e888f88340240a4a(...).jpg (364 KB, 800x451) >Everyone is stunned. >Put my hand up and run out >Guy hands me musket, powder cartridge and starts showing me what to do >Disregard him, half c--- the hammer, pour some powder into pan, close it. Move up to the barrel, bite cartridge and pour it into the barrel >Draw ram rod and ram it down, then replace ram rod >Shoulder the musket, c--- it, fire >Have you have you Autism stories Anonymous 08/20/23(Sun)02:43:20 No.74446267 [Reply] ► >>74446325 >>74446361 >>74446381 >Be me, aged 11 >Autist with no friends >School trip to Fort Ticonderoga >Love history and guns >Re-enactors come out and start demonstrating the musket >Ask if anyone would like to have a go of it ever done that before?! He asks >Me: Nup www. >Well because you just broke the record for the fastest reload here at the fort we >Go back to class group >"This is why everyone hates you anon!" a stacey screams >Everyone laughs at me and calls me a freak >Teacher pulls me aside after and says she is very disturbed and that I did was wrong >Tells my parents and I have to go see counselling, pyschs and all other s--- >Get diagnosed with autism, as a result could never join the Army or Police which is all I wanted to do](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/649/853/b27.png "Anon goes to Fort Ticonderoga | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1692914755868446.jpg (20 KB, 680x359) Why even bother? Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)16:46:47 No.74523723 [Reply] >>74524449 >>74524594 >>74524614 >>74524681 >be me >tall, fit >gym 6x a week >watch my diet so i'm always cut and have a visible sixpack >shave often, moisturize, conditioner, groom, regular haircuts, clear skin >perfectly straight teeth, 0 cavities (my dentist is amazed how i never have any cavities) >dress well, have interesting hobbies, play the guitar, piano, violin, well-read >good conversationalist, read up on it, give speeches often >khhv at 22 >be my friend" (treats me like s--- and is an a------ so i don't think of him as a friend) >short >obese, greasy, unwashed, long unkempt hair he never brushes >dirty grease-stained washed out band t-shirts with holes in them and frayed sweatpants >half rotten teeth, alcohol problem, manners of a pig (eats boogers, hocks loogies in class) >had sex with 2 women this week alone, has had multiple LTRS What the f---? He just told me about how he got laid last night, he just got dead drunk and f----- a chick. And the girls aren't some ugly beasts, they are hot. Prim and proper. Yet somehow i can't get a girk to talk to me and this fat a------ (his words) is an absolute slayer. What do i lack? Is it because i don't drink alcohol? Is it REALLY just that?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/649/833/a2d.png "Anon might be a jerk. | /r/Greentext")
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