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File: 1000007201.jpg (32 KB, 381x410) Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)14:22:33 No.905298764 >>905298822 whats your favorite "last day at work burning bridge" story? >Be my friend >Last day of an almost 10 year career of being a FedEx dispatcher >Management are a bunch of abusive c---- >Friend lands a better job at UPS >*Last day arrives >Friend dispatches 6 different tractor trailer drivers to go to the wrong FedEx buildings in the wrong states. >All 6 drivers laughed because they knew what he was doing cause they hated working their aswell >"Just following orders lol" >Trailers leave >Friend quits Wish I knew the story of what happened next, but I don't. still funny.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon admires the beautiful Eclipse........ | /r/Greentext

>be at party >9/10 checking me out >dance with her >stare in eyes >shes got moon earrings >F--- JUST REMEMBERED >run out of party >drive home >spend whole night checking out lunar eclipse >no regrets

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Femanon discovers their kink | /r/Greentext

File: download.jpg (18 KB, 197x256) Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)14:05:39 No.74574750 >>74574765 >>74574767 >>74574785 >22 yo fembot >always knew I was into weird kink s--- ever since I was a kid >thought i was only into bondage >discover recently I'm into abdl >not into age regression, think it's creepy, but the idea of being forced to wear a diaper while tied up turns me on >not into the idea of actually using it, it just looks humiliating and comfy >start buying p--- from fetish websites made just for that >join abdl centric discords >never actually wear diapers >have a bf who's also kinky but know he would never be okay with that sort of thing if I told him >the temptation to buy them and wear them in secret keeps coming back >really wanna but also feel like a gross degenerate I feel really ashamed and gross but should I? I know I'm not normal but I'm not hurting anyone am I?

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Anon plays Baldur’s Gate 3. | /r/Greentext

>>649083023 # >>649083097 # >walking around the city >oh, what lovely weather, lets stargaze! >CAN YOU SUCK MY C---? >uhh... no. 83 KB JPG >keep walking >oh look, a potion shop! >I WANNA F--- YOU IN THE ASS >no! stop it! let me walk in peace! or lets talk about our adventure! >I WANT TO GOBBLE YOUR C-- AND HAVE AND O--- this is how playing BG3 feels like.

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Anon played soccer as a kid | /r/Greentext

File: slutty c---- nude female (...).jpg (737 KB, 1909x891) Experiences that caused you to hate women Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)10:58:00 No.74573751 >>74573772 >>74573778 >Be me, manlet >Played soccer as a kid in boys U/10s division >After I finished my early morning game had to hang around for a few hours because parents were coaches for other teams >Girls teams start playing >My club's girl team is getting hammered >Someone notices me on the side line >Girl's team coach: "Hey kid, would be able to go in an help us out?" >Me: "Um no, theyre girls" >Coach: "Come on dude it doesn't matter, you're as big as they are" >Me: "NO!" >Crowd: "GO ON JUST GO OUT THERE! COME ONNNN!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!" >Get gaslit on by all the parents, too scared to stand my ground at 10 years old >Girls on opposing team start sniggering and whispering to each other about me >Whistle blows >Go for the ball and get elbowed in the face by by big fat chick >Everyone laughs >Spend entire game basically carrying my team because they're useless c---- >Constantly getting slide tackled, pushed over etc >Ref just laughs and does nothing >Girls on my team also start laughing at me >chase ball towards goal, get around 3 girls, come up to last defender and shoulder charge her making her eat s--- >Score >*WHISTLE* >Audible "WOOH!" erupts from both sides >All the girls on opposing team attack me, punching, kicking, scratching >Ref: "OI! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" and red cards me >Me, covered in scratches and bruises, jersey torn: "Theyve been hitting me and tackling me since I came on!!!" >Ref: "I DON'T CARE, YOU DON'T HIT GIRLS! GET OFF THE FIELD! GO!!" >Crowd boos as I walk off >One karen yells "Feel good about yourself little man!?" F--- women. Pic unrelated

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Anon converses with the replicant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23(Mon)20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now

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Anon is retarded. | /r/Greentext

AMAZON INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG : Anonymous Anon, I... >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091

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Anon destabilizes the black community | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 217 KB PNG 08/30/23(Wed)11:36:42 No.905251346 >be me >Troll on twitter as fake liberal professors using hyperbolic liberal talking points to make fun of them >Call math racist, call classical music racist, call global warming racist >mfw actual liberals start saying math is racist >things inspired by George orwells 2+2=5 are repeated by professors >mfw blacks stop taking math seriously, dropping out at higher rates exponentially increasing their risk of prison and becoming a career criminal

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Anon gets to bottom (of it) | /r/Greentext

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Anon has seen too much porn......... | /r/Greentext

>coworker asked me to look at her internet after work >go to her room, fix internet, notice panties on floor >the urge arises.png >ask to use her bathroom, "stomach isnt feeling good" >turn on fan to silence noise, fap > walk out of bathroom, shes sitting at laptop >anon, did you just masturbate in my bathroom >p---- scenes flash in my mind >this is my chance >"yes" >get kicked out

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Anon tests positive for HIV | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) soup time Soup time Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:18:18 No.74571821 >>74571946 >>74572096 >>74572276 >Be me >test positive for hiv because I'm a f-----. >tell grandma I'm sick with hiv >she makes a warm face "you will get well soon, I will take care of you." >sit in shock because I expected her to be livid >tfw she makes me a bowl of chicken noodle soup >I cry a bit but make sure she doesn't notice >she takes my temperature with a thermometer. >"you dont have a fever anon" >tfw she gives me a hug and tells me it will get better and I should rest to sleep it off. >realize grandma doesn't know what hiv is >tfw you realize your grandma has gone senile Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)06:35:25 No.74571946 >>74571821 (OP) # You should get tested again. Your grandmother may just very well be a witch and has given you her 1000 year old panacea cure.

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High body count = Good moms & wives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous melly → @mellybysea 08/26/23(Sat)22:40:50 No.74519275 Some of you won't like this but a decent bodycount is required for a girl/woman to become satisfied with being a wife and mother. Otherwise there will always be an element of what if. An undercurrent of threat bubbling under the surface of tranquil domesticity... 10:59 AM - Aug 20, 2023 324.9K Views 49 Reposts 245 Quotes 898 Likes 237 Bookmarks bodycount.png 25 KB PNG 口 Women literally need high bodycounts to be good mothers and wives, what part of this don't you understand, huh incels?

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Femanon has a dream | /r/Greentext

File: loona-helluva-boss-what.gif (1.49 MB, 469x264) Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)00:45:27 No.74568871 >>74568990 >>74569025 >>74569042 >>74569050 >>74569255 >>74571097 >>74571117 >>74571135 >>74572001 >>74572011 >>74572073 >>74572204 >>74568884 >had a dream where I was pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy >named him, spent time cuddling him, dressed him up >woke up and he was gone >felt a terrible sense of grief for my dream baby Any other fembots had this happen? Apparently this isn't that uncommon, I googled it to see. I already wanted kids but this kicked it into overdrive sage 08/31/23(Thu)00:46:25 No.74568884 >>74571123 >>74568871 (OP) # unfortunately, this dream will never become a reality, as you are not a biological woman.

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