@madpony
"Queen of the who?"

"The Britons!"

"Well, who are the Britons?"

"We are! We all are! And I am your Queen!"

"I didn't know we had a Queen. I thought we were an autonomous collective."

(Somebody please stop me before I recite this entire movie…)

@BulletproofBrony
…you bastard…

“You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-”

“Oh, there you go, bringing ‘class’ into it again!”

“Well, that’s what it’s all about. If only ponies would listen-”

“Please, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?”

“No one lives there.”

“Then who is your Lord?”

“We don’t have a Lord!”

“I told you. We’re an anarco-syndicist commune. We each take turns acting as a sort of executive officer for the week.”

“I see.”

“But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-”

“Yes, I see!”

“…by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs…”

“Shut up!”

“…but by a two-thirds majority in the case of ex-”

“Quiet! I order you to be quiet!”

“‘Order.’ Who does she think she is?”

“I am your Queen!”

“Well I didn’t vote for you.”

“You don’t vote for Queens!”

(And I’m tired of typing now. This was fun!)