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File: bale-1.jpg (48 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri)08:51:13 No.74583923 >>74583939 >>74583958 >>74584089 >>74584840 >>74584887 >Gf asks me about my sexual past (she's Christian, so is basically aksing if I was a degenerate) >Think about all the times I jacked off to loli p--- or cross dressed >Say: "Ya know, I used to struggle with that stuff, but God saved me" >Get engaged

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon taking things too far | /r/Greentext

34m (8/31 21:32) 905306825.0 Re - 0 Img JPG 111KB (1300 x 700) Dallas-Express-Photo-9-1.jpg 2770 >me be >taking a year long road trip across America in the 90s >right before I left a town or city, I'd pay a h----- to have sex with me >once I finished, I'd beat them up and take my money back plus whatever they had on them and then flee the city ●●● >never got caught and I made like $7000 in profit that year >plus I got to beat random hookers up

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Anons family tree is a circle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/23(Fri)01:16:00 No.905326774 >>905327077 >>905336557 File: 000456.jpg (217 KB, 960x1243) >>905325329 (OP). >be me >2013 >be 17 >Living with parents >My cousin from Mexico moved with us here in the States >She has no legal papers >She entered with a tourist visa >She plans to stay here and not return to Mexico >She was 16 >OK looking big hips short and amazing body >time passes >My cousin and I began to bond >We develop a mutual crush >We mess around >Kiss, fondle, grind >always in secret >She asks my parents if it's legal for cousins to marry in the states >My parents did not like the idea >They rebuke her because our family is very catholic and s--- >We continue messing around in secret >one day >can't help it pull her panties >Point of no return >we f----- >This became a recurring thing >We f----- at odd hours >While my parents were away >or when they were sleeping >Sneak to the garage and have a quick >On one occasion I could not pull out in time >We got scared >But no big deal maybe she was not ovulating >4 weeks later >turns out she was >She is officially pregnant >Parents freak the f--- out >Keep the pregnancy a secret from the rest of the family >A healthy baby is born >Mom and cousin raised the baby as my cousin's brother >But in legal papers the kid is our son >They arranged a secret marriage between us >At least she will have papers now >She eventually naturalized >We do not live together anymore

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Anon is Disney | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/23(Sun)11:44:48 No.72885419 Coincidence? 20230409_091349.jpg 1.51 MB JPG >Be Disney >Fire Muscle Mommy because she's based and chad >Hire Jabba the Hutt >Views go down 40%

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[Insert Joker voice] Society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)23:53:52 No.74519753 aMc D e8e94a791295b559719ccd7cd315abc66287f4f2_hq.gif 3.84 MB GIF >male isolates himself from society because p--- is easer than scoring for love and thus sex. >female isolates herself from society because males are no longer courting her. >base urges take over and she gets the attention and money she needs by selling herself on onlyfans etc. I just realized this. Its a cycle. When you stop participating in society, you don't hurt yourself, you hurt females too, your other half who you could have met, uplifted and kept straight, but that would also require keeping yourself straight first, which is too much hard work and so you don't do it. Its a vicious cycle.

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anon logs off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 127 KB JPG 09/01/23(Fri)00:23:43 No.74583452 Welp >be me >30 >Went out camping >Sit out near the dock after the sun sets >Someone comes a long >We talk for a bit >She's 20 >Seems to be a thing every night >Eventually get her contacts >Few months in we get closer >Confesses her feelings to me >Taken a bit by surprise

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Anon is a good boy | /r/Greentext

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Anon goes on a road trip in the 90's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)12:02:11 No.905306825 112 KB JPG >me be >taking a year long road trip across America in the 90s >right before I left a town or city, I'd pay a h----- to have sex with me >once I finished, I'd beat them up and take my money back plus whatever they had on them and then flee the city >never got caught and I made like $7000 in profit that year >plus I got to beat random hookers up

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Anon triggers reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Everyone else 08/31/23(Thu)13:29:26 No.905313556 XPROSPEK SEIKO % IMG_2685.jpg 126 KB JPG How trigger all of internet >be America >always #1 Why do they even bother competing against us

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That $400 is barely enough to pay for Anon's tendies and dewey for a week! What is he supposed to do guys??? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous bruh graduate college 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 194 KB JPG >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it

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Anon works at a museum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 100 KB JPG 03/25/22 (Fri) 13:01:26 No.875084480 >be me >worked in a s----- museum >gave tours to classes all the time >the work was boring >the museum sucked >you pay $20 to walk around and read, no interactions, nothing but placards and pictures >start on going joke with coworkers >when training new hires for tours we throw in s--- that isn't true >I decide to give George Washington a middle name >I gave the new hire his study materials >have him shadow my tours and keep referring to George Washington as George S. Washington >nobody questions the S. >new hire takes over tours and refers to him with the S >not a single soul questions him while me and my coworkers are trying hard as hell not to laugh >went back 8 years later after with my own kid for her class >went on to tell her how I used to work here when she was a baby >get to part about George >lady giving tours gets to his part and says "George S. Washington was the first president of the United States" >I f------ lost it >all these years have came and gone >and these f---- still call him George S. Washington >ask her what the S. stands for >she says Smith >you don't understand /b/ >I had to leave the museum I was laughing so hard

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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/31/23(Thu)12:24:17 No.905310608 >Be me. >P--- addicted f---. >One night, nothing is working for me, futa, cartoon, gay, femboy, video game characters, b-------, interracial, etc. NOTHING WAS WORKING. >See this picture of Patrick being thick as hell. >Think "why not". >Give it go, focusing on his big ass while imagining a thick d--- just sliding in & out with sound effects, *schlop schlop schlop* >H-------- it's working. >I'm gonna COOOOM >Coomed. >Shame.

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anon doesn't do well with the ladies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 01/06/21 (Wed)13:39:26 No.61737841 > be me > in highschool > accidentally bump into girl in the hallway > she says "ew" > mfw this happens on multiple occasions > mfw they aren't even trying to be mean, its just a gut reaction one girl was even very sweet and apologetic. She said she was sorry and it just slipped out. i said it was fine and i continued my way to class. what henious crimes must i have committed in a past life to deserve this? is this punishment for prior sins?

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File: bale-1.jpg (48 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri)08:51:13 No.74583923 >>74583939 >>74583958 >>74584089 >>74584840 >>74584887 >Gf asks me about my sexual past (she's Christian, so is basically aksing if I was a degenerate) >Think about all the times I jacked off to loli p--- or cross dressed >Say: "Ya know, I used to struggle with that stuff, but God saved me" >Get engaged

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