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Anonymous 392 KB JPG 09/11/23(Mon)21:48:00 No.650414031 >Born too late for 1960s Space hype >Born too early for widespread Space travel >Born just right for a shitload of s----- Space games. where do we go from here?

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anonymous (ID: 081DASNr "F--- Japan" Montaser @montaser_fath F*** #Japan How an international city like #Tokyo and an important department like the fire 7:12 PM - 4 Aug 2019 department doesn't have someone speak English. 6 Retweets 30 Likes E 08/06/19(Tue)01:05:17 No.221995485 Living in Japan without Japanese language like a fish living outside the water. 108 12 6 30 Follow : Anonymous (ID: A5NPA2vW n-----.png 493 KB PNG Hey Japan how did you let this thing into your country? https://twitter.com/montaser_fath/s tatus/1158199014040330240 08/06/19(Tue)01:07:12 No.221995635 >>221995485 (OP) # fish living outside the water soon is die, maybe you should too >>221995739 # >>221995943 # >>221995944 # >>221996174 # >>221996232 # >>221996315 # >>221996422 # >>221996636 # >>221997321 # >>221997390 # >>221997438 # >>221997556 # >>221997882 # >>221997997 # >>221998109 # >>221998333 # >>221998394 # >>221998438 # >>221998530 # >>221998584 # >>221998599 #

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NOT YOUR BABY 3m (9/11 22:43). 905911527 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 1MB (1280 × 1308) tumblr_08ccd9df0e663b27ca5f3c0728c f7f98_9fbc4b3b_1280.png : >gay man >recently broke up with a long term bf because there was no chemistry >my brain starts making me fantasize >tfw I fantasize about licking a girl's feet while I'm plowing her raw >I suddenly develop a breeding kink and becoming a straight dad type makes me d--- rock solid Is it okay to follow this line of thinking? I don't know if it is genuinely me. Im 27 btw so maybe im just shifting. Pic related I always loved anthro girls even through my gay relationship.

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: Anonymous 706 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)09:44:29 No.74685755 >be me >have A TA who invited his class to his discord server >joined with a new discord account so I dont have to worry >find out my TA is in one of the few r9k discord servers i occasionally interact with >search his post history >common occurrences of word n-----, f-----, k--- and the like What do I do with this information anons :)

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: Anonymous >>189597469 # Do you really want to sit down and watch 1000+ episodes of a meandering, middling shounen battle anime? Genuinely, do you want to spend a solid 15 days - whole, 24 hour days - to watch a show of low-to-average quality that is no closer to its conclusion in 2023 than it was in 1999? 09/07/23(Thu)04:52:44 No.189597691 >>189597736 # >>189597756 # >>189597866 # >>189598083 #

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Anonymous. 72 KB JPG Japan! Anonymous Sure Takeshi sure Anonymous. 02/08/22(Tue)19:09:10 No.159472418 Wow! Oh my god! I'm white girl now studying in Japan and the Japanese man's penis is HUGE! It's stereotype is tiny but it won't enter even my hand! Did you know about HUGE Japanese penis? White women we have to go to kek : Anonymous Ⓒ 02/08/22(Tue)19:11:11 No.159472459 02/08/22(Tue) 19:13:49 No.159472523 02/08/22(Tue)19:15:55 No.159472555

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: Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.39596368 >is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish and berries >still faster and stronger than 100% of /fit/ 1.95 MB PNG : Anonymous He's happy What is his secret? 12/04/16(Sun)16:44:34 No.39596401 >>39598722 # >>39600157 # >>39601419 # >>39604092 # >>39604310 # >>39604367 # >>39604613 #

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: Anonymous 09/11/23(Mon)15:27:06 No.29740946 >be me >went on a date with this girl >I got the vibe that she's not interested at all >after the date I didn't message her and she didn't message me >after a month and a half she texts me "hey, still alive? :)" For some reason this makes me feel better than if I'd gotten laid. This is a hot 22 year old girl on Tinder who's getting unlimited attention and I'm just some schlub with a total notch count of 1 (one). The real power move would be to just ignore her, but I have very few prospects (none of them quite as attractive as she is) so I'm not sure what to do. : Anonymous >>29740940 # Yes, that sounds like a yes. Sex on the first date is goat tier, you win at life anon. Meanwhile I'm 16 years 8 months since the last time I had sex. 09/11/23 (Mon)15:29:57 No.29740950

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: Anonymous 09/11/23 (Mon)00:35:55 No.905889244 >Me seeing 9/11 footage at 6 years old. >"H--------, that looks scary but kinda cool, this actually happened?" >Me seeing 9/11 footage at 25 years old. >"I really live in a bankrupted, politically divided, pseudo-democracy because of what happened that day.." >If the Terrorist's goal was to destroy America, they somehow succeeded. And they only needed some box cutters to do it, we did the rest. 457 KB JPG

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* 20m (9/11 17:54). 74701106 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 46KB (405 × 720) 23and1.jpg Prison Is prison really much worse than living in poverty in the streets? >place to sleep >food >don't have to worry about bills >don't have to wageslave >don't have to deal with traffic >might make friends People talk a lot about r--- and beatings but that s--- happens out here too. :

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Anonymous 392 KB JPG 09/11/23(Mon)21:48:00 No.650414031 >Born too late for 1960s Space hype >Born too early for widespread Space travel >Born just right for a shitload of s----- Space games. where do we go from here?

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