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UP 1h (9/20 11:20). 74796693 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 175KB (492 × 381) Screenshot 2023-08-29 at 10-45-46 i'm 24 and have never been in a relationship.png . ●●● I thought she was flirting with me.... w-- is wrong with women : made a mistake touching my boss... >female boss is this old woman who's kind of hot actually, I'm only 27 >sometimes she playfully touches me on my arms when we are talking >I never touch her but I like when she does it >tonight she kind of leaned in to playfully hit me again >I sort of flirtingly push her shoulder >she frowns and it seems like she didn't expect me to do something like that

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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E500C3AB-FCBD-4C06-B75F-F3DC53E35607.png 58 KB PNG >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"

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: Anonymous Behold! The superior dessert. : Anonymous >ice cream :( >ice cream, JAPAN :0 09/10/23(Sun)16:20:48 No.19692955 98172359017253.jpg 162 KB JPG JUSTONE COONBOOK.COM 09/10/23(Sun)17:34:04 No.19693158 >>19693189 # >>19693235 # >>19695127 #

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16m (9/20 1:06) · 74791673 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 2MB (2592 × 1944) parker-75-pen.jpg 1984: Grad School >be me >in grad program >click pen >some woman gets offended >click it more >be brought into office >be told how that student has a mental disorder over me clicking pen >have to listen to someone calling me a Nazi even though I'm Jewish, because I have blond hair and blue eyes. ⠀ Of all the rules I've broken, aggressive pen clicking is definitely the funniest. What do?

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All this just to get blasted by some broad named Jill Sandwich with a 9mm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/23(Wed)08:12:19 No.651415797 1664133857232596.jpg 335 KB JPG >every RE game some guy turns himself into a horrific monster to kill the heroes what is their plan if they win? be a giant monster thing forever?

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LIFE IS STRANGE REMASTERED COLLECTION 234 KB JPG 11 >be me at 18 years old >I'm bisexual >Dating a 21 year old girl who transitioned M to F when she was my age >She Still has a penis and one night we're in her van on Grove street and I'm blowing her >She's moaning like crazy >My dad drives by and she sees him, he makes eye contact with her and she freaks out >We don't think he actually knew it was us so I finish her and call it a night >Fast forward a few days and we're going on a road trip with my dad >My dad is unaware that my girlfriend was born a male and I won't tell him anytime soon since he's wildly homophobic >We're driving down Grove street and I start sweating, hoping my dad doesn't talk about seeing anyone giving a b------ >He's about to say something when the car makes a loud bang sound and just stops >We get a mechanic to help us, turns out the transmission went out on us >My dad jokingly says to us "well kids, when someone asks you where you were when you blew your first t-----, tell them it was on Grove street" and he looks me dead in the eyes, staring deep into my soul I haven't talked to my dad in years

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Original Patchouli 2h (9/20 7:26). 74794825 4 Re-2 Img PNG 501KB (960 × 855) 1683495247769923.png ♦ ●●● : >grab some pics of some generic blonde white girl with a big ass from Instagram >use pics on Tinder, Hinge, Bumble >set my location to a poor part of town using location spoofing >match with as many "urban neighborhood" guys as I can >I have scheduled dates with over 200 of them this Saturday >all of them will be going to the same movie theater at the same time >movie theater is in a richer part of town too than where they're from Thoughts? >and they will be P----- when they find out they were pranked

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: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:17:44 No.74687521 1627983075315.jpg 27 KB JPG >get on antidepressants >suddenly feel like killing myself

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i37G6Ulj✰ VN 1h (9/20 11:26) · 18735555 17 Re-2 Img JPG 152KB (1080 x 1080) sad girl 4.jpg : >went to 7/11 >looked for a product (milk) but didn't find it on the shelves >asked the staff (female, 6.5/10) if the product is available >"shut the f--- up you fat retard I don't wanna speak to you" >I just silently admitted my defeat and waddled my way home

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: Anonymous 1.99 MB WEBM 08/06/23(Sun)04:31:52 No.74285440 >Almost complete hiki shut-in, but go on a walk about once a week and still talk to my family >Dropped out of high school, no job, no friends, khhv. >Normal brother dies in a motorcycle accident >At the funeral >Me and his girlfriend were sitting near the entrance of the church >She hugs me with a sad face and talks about how bad this is for her >After a few minutes I slowly put my hand on her shoulder >She looks at me briefly after I keep my hand there for a while >I can't believe this is happening >Reluctantly move my hand to her hip >She quickly stands up and yells that I'm a creep Foids are so f------ cruel, just stay away from them. Did she give me signals to trap me?

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51m (9/20 8:48) - 906361086 2 Re. 1 Img GIF 1MB (400 × 300) 1695141729171168.gif Be me >Age 25 >White, 5'5 >Fit >Rarely drink, avoid pot >Employed full time >No tattoos because they're retarded >No pills because pills are a cope Women in my area, range of 50 miles or so >1/3 are overweight >2/3 have at least 3 or more visible tattoos, almost always some retarded s--- >1/5 regularly smoke pot >1/3 are on some form of pill ●●● : >3/4 work part time with zero savings Yeats ago I would ask anons about getting into relationships, most would say it gets better with age. As a zoomer I think this generation is just f-----. It's only getting worse.

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www. 10 KB JPG wwwwwww Thanks Mom >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on every video

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: Anonymous 09/19/23(Tue)15:56:51 No.190058683 1663703114101045.jpg 85 KB JPG >keeps hiring current or former death eaters for professors lets face it. he f------ hated Harry

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UP 1h (9/20 11:20). 74796693 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 175KB (492 × 381) Screenshot 2023-08-29 at 10-45-46 i'm 24 and have never been in a relationship.png . ●●● I thought she was flirting with me.... w-- is wrong with women : made a mistake touching my boss... >female boss is this old woman who's kind of hot actually, I'm only 27 >sometimes she playfully touches me on my arms when we are talking >I never touch her but I like when she does it >tonight she kind of leaned in to playfully hit me again >I sort of flirtingly push her shoulder >she frowns and it seems like she didn't expect me to do something like that

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