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File: sad (3).jpg (23 KB, 640x480) » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:40:28 No.693029142 ► >>693029242 >>693029612 >>693028802 (OP) Its cumin you f------ O Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:41:03 No.693029209 >>693028802 (OP) lol bump ⒸAnonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:37:46 No.693028802 >>693028879 >>693029142 >>693029209 >>693029210 >>693029337 >>693029446 >>693029624 >tfw parents find the c-- spice rack honestly thinking of offing myself, I think my dad disowned me. >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:38:24 No.693028879 >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:41:03 No.693029210 ► >>693029718 >>693028802 (OP) C-- spice rack? >>693028802 (OP) I am so excited to hear what a c-- spice rack is, go ahead anon >>693028879 >>693029028 >>693029210 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:39:30 No.693029028 ► >>093029402 >>093029718 Yeah, can you elaborate? » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:45:07 No.693029718 ► >>693029899 >>693029903 >>693029917 >>693030032 >>693030095 >>693030206 >>693030221 >>693030344 >>693030378 >>693030392 >>693030406 >>693030483 >>693030607 >>693030618 >>693030624 File: spoice.jpq (15 KB, 283x300) >lecture >tears >my spices are gone >accidentally c-- on food I was eating a couple years ago >fuckit.jpeg >the food tastes like 100 times better >experiment c------ on food >decide it has to be the spices >ride my bike to walmart and buy a spice rack and spices after months of trials >c-- in lemon pepper >put it on a steak >godlike.exe lel >flash forward several year later >have a spice rack like pic related under my bed >mom snoops >waits for me to come home from work >tells me I need help and storms out >she comes home with my dad from his work >>693029718 Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:46:42 No.693029917 ► Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:50:11 No.693030378 ► >>693029718 Man, I wish I was naive and still believed stuff on the internet. This would have been hilarious. >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:50:59 No.693030483 File: 1.jpg (2.47 MB, 2896x1944) A This can't be real >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:46:37 No.693029903 ► File: blank.jpg (11 KB, 178x178) >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:52:01 No.693030607 ► File: 1462915941314.jpg (25 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:51:43 No.693030576 ► >>693030703 >>693030769 >>693030576 Get more food being as it has c-- on it now >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:53:09 No.693030769 ► >>693029718 the f---? >>693029718 >months of trials GOOD GOD MAN Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:01 No.693030862 File: 1457903595284.jpg (13 KB, 320x319) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:59:44 No.693031565 File: 1286989451581 (6).jpg (25 KB, 256x256) Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)20:03:09 No.693031937 ► File: image.jpg (60 KB, 604x437) Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:47:35 No.693030032 ► >>693029718 n----- all you had to do was add salt >>693030344 you know, sometimes oure eating and jerking off and then you have an early unplanned explosion then BAM; you got c-- in your food, and what else Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:02:54 No.693031905 >>693029718 This can't be real right? c-- spice rack >>693029718 my mom told me I have to quit and stay home because she thinks I'm autistic. haven't seen my dad in two days >>693029718 put me in the cap Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:49:48 No.693030344 ► >>683030576 >>693029718 Dude how the f--- do you accidentally c-- on your own food? WHAT THE F--- parents find the c-- spice rack parents find the c-- spice rack the c-- spice rack Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:52:06 No.693030618 ► File: IMG 20160623 015315.jpg (107 KB, 889x960) Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:50:25 No.693030406 ► » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:50:18 No.693030392 ► >>693029718 thank you. I'm glad to be part of this. O Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:53:22 No.693030794 File: image 9.jpg (63 KB, 439x480) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on my food >>693029718 And the Bible, the Koran and the other religious book say that will come worst things... >> Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:48:53 No.693030221 ► >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food I was eating >accidentally c-- on food >accidentally Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:02 No.693030863 Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:02:21 No.693031856 File: 1462690104205s.jpg (2 KB, 124x125) >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:48:00 No.693030095 ► >>693029718 Did you ever make some jerked chicken with your spices? >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:54:37 No.693030935 ► >>693030576 >you know sometimes you're eating and jerking off I've never been in that situation. No, I don't know, anon >>693029718 pics or didnt happen ther left to do, right? Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:52:11 No.693030624 ► >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:52:44 No.693030703 ► >>693029718 Seems too good to be true. Pics of rack. >>693030576 Mom's right. You need help. Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:53:57 No.693030857 ➤ File: 1329017260718.jpg (27 KB, 347x466) >>693028802 (OP) What did I just read? >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:02 No.693030865 File: fuckingkek.jpg (30 KB, 424x473) >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:03:45 No.693032017 File: 1466140219001.jpg (62 KB, 623x713) >>693029718 I hope to f------ god this is real, you're a hero if it is Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:03:09 No.693031935 ► File: 1452299002060.png (296 KB, 649x649) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food I was eating >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:04:11 No.693032070 ► >>693029718 >c-- in lemon pepper

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...A PAST THAT STARTED BEFORE THE FALL... ...IN A WORLD WHERE COMMODITY AND GREED RULED... ABOTY Stop the WASTE ...AND ALL WAS POWERED BY THE BLACK FUEL. WHERE INDUSTRY CHATTERED AND CHURNED TO PRODUCE BAUBLES TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES... ...SPILLING ITS WASTES INTO THE WATERS AND THE SKY, POISONING THE WORLD AS THOUGH THERE WAS NO LIMIT. FINALLY, THE PEOPLE AWOKE FROM THEIR COMPLACENCY, SA REALIZED THEIR PERIL... THE E ...BUT THEIR CALLS FOR ACTION WERE MET WITH FORCE, DIRECTED BY THOSE WHO HELD ONTO POWER. BUT IT WAS ALL TOO LATE. THE WORLD WENT BEYOND THE TIPPING POINT. THE STREETS WERE FILLED WITH FIRE AND BLOOD. ANARCHY REIGNED BUT THE RESOURCES WERE LIMITED. THE BLACK FUEL RAN LOW. THE LAND TURNED SOUR. EVEN PRECIOUS WATER BECAME SCARCE. GANGS AND MILITIAS TOOK CONTROL, WHILE THE CITIZENS HID UNDER THEIR BEOS. WARS WERE FOUGHT TO CONTROL THE LITTLE THAT REMAINED. Stop depoliticizing political entertainment Anonymous (ID: VS7ICBIG >Case in point: Mad Max >Extrapolation of the 1970s oil shocks 10 years into the future 12/31/24(Tue)11:37:17 No.492883091 ► >The biggest oil fields in the Middle East are set ablaze, oil prices skyrocket; further oil wars ensue. >The Earth gets polluted; even drinking water and food become scarce. >Further resource wars ensue >World leaders nuke themselves out of envy >Society and modern industrial civilization f------ collapse as a result. >Post apocalyptic wasteland is filled with scavengers >The world is on the exact path. Capitalism exploits people, spark instabilitys to get its way, kills the planet and itself. >Critique of capitalist greed, resource depletion, environmental destruction, and imperialism. >Ppl get angry when direct political messages are put in >Case in point: Fallout >Corporations tinkering with nuclear weapons and bunkers. >Vault-Tec experimenting with humans in a cruel way >Corporations destroying peace negotiations and starting a nuclear war to sell more bunkers >A literal allegory and critique to how corporations, capitalism and the fossil fuel industry is driving us into collapse and apocalypse and a critique of nuclear proliferation. >Ppl get angry when you point it out. >Case in point: Over the Hedge >Group of animals wakes up surrounded by car centric suburban sprawl. >RJ offers them to steal food and other stuff from people to pay off a debt he owes to a bear, on the premise of luxury. >Plan backfires and everyone except RJ get in the hands of the Verminator called by a HOA Karen. >Critique of suburban sprawl, environmental destruction, consumerism and mass motorization. >People get angry because "it's just a kids movie" >Case in point: the Simpsons >A satire of the American society and capitalism; left wing >Lots of episodes, especially the older ones, are very left wing. >People get angry when you point it out because "hehe, funny".
: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.
Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.
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