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: Anonymous 06/29/22(Wed)05:35:37 No.881050241 >meet a girl on omegle >she's super cute, definitely a 10 >we start talking on kik, we really hit it off >after a few minutes we Face Time >start talking about our interests >she's so passionate about her interests and loves to listen to me talk about mine >eventually ask each other questions about her life >shows me her dog "Yeah anon he's super cute. I feed him a lot of chocolate and he should be dead but he's fine honestly." 132 KB JPG >also says that she's "lowkey abusive but the dog still loves me" >she vents to me about how everyone she talks to on omegle just uses her and then leaves the next day/a few days later >I tell her I promise I won't do that and that I really really like her >eventually we start to get kind of frisky >she watched me j------- for a while >offers to show me her t--- >I accept and I c-- to her t--- on the Face Time >afterwards we keep talking about our interests again >before I go to bed she says "thank you for not leaving me like everyone else. I trust you" >I tell her I trust her too and that I would never leave her >hang up >block her on everything while she's asleep F--- that dog abusing bitch

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)08:43:48 No.22597705 This happened to me 2 weeks ago, no bs >Walk into bookshop >Can't find Metamorphoses >Ask the shop-person if they have it >He squints 155 KB PNG >Metamorphoses... Kafka? >Ovid >He looks flustered >Ovid of course s-sorry I'm new >Hurried typing >Y-yes we do have it over there I didn't really believe in Greek elitism but every time I've gone to purchase anything Greek they've treated me like a higher form of being. It's so bizarre, anyone else get this too?

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: Anonymous HEY SENPAI 973 KB PNG BLESS WHAT >>75013950 # TO WEAR TODAY.... I dont understand what do I have to do I cant retroactively get more experience f------, i was lucky enough to not be a virgin in the first place. Ive never had a long term relationship what the f--- are guys like me supposed to do realistically. Its f------ over >>75013995 # 10/09/23(Mon)19:54:31 No.7501388: >start dating a girl > think its going well > she decides she wants to keep it platonic after a couple weeks because "you dont know what you're doing during sex >she starts f------ some drugdealer like directly after being with me : Anonymous >>75013888 (OP) # Why not get an escort for practice and just tell her that you're looking for experience? >>75013995 # 10/09/23(Mon)19:57:03 No.75013910 : Anonymous this never happened and you are still a virgin 10/09/23(Mon)19:57:39 No.75013922 : Anonymous >>75013888 (OP) # I don't believe this story for a second. Why do you come on /r9k/ begging for attention? Go larp on discord like everyone else. 10/09/23(Mon)19:59:03 No.75013937

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Anonymous -D(Thu)2 (Thu)2.3 No.170913787 » »>170913839>>170913859 >>170913974>>170913975 >>170914120 >>170914224 >>170914623 >>170915957 >>170916170 I was just in a McDonald's and there was a group of Mexican kids crowded around a laptop watching the Dragonball Z Cell VS Gohan fight at full volume in Spanish

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File : 1289152006.jpg-(79 KB, 840x780, ImSoBritish.jpg) -I'M SO BRITISH I S--- THE QUEEN Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12:46:46 No.285473XXX >my face when americans call "wobbly flip-shutters" doors >my face when americans call a "Small Ben" a clock >my face when americans call a "chimey pushknob" a doorbell >my face when americans call "niffy loo pudding" feces >my face when americans call a "Hooty tooty point and shooty" a gun >my face when Americans call a "beef wellington ensemble with lettuce" a hamburger >my face when americans call "crockety snapwickets" markers >my face when americans call "cold on the cob" popsicles >my face when americans call a "loony chuckle fairy" a clown >my face when americans call a "cuff-link time Johnny" a watch Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12:49:07 No.285473XXX I lol'd...hard Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12:49:44 No.285473XXX >cold on the cob LOL Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12:51:04 No.285474XXX I'm English, and these are funny. Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)12-51-16 No 285474XXX

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Anon has a work crush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 232 KB JPG have fun <3" 02/25/21(Thu)23:27:35 No.848305823 >Crush from work seems to be into me >She makes plans to go drinking with me >She flakes out 3 seperate occasions >She suggests we should work out together >*Day to excersize arrives* >"Oh I worked out with my mom today, >On 1 night, she didn't have plans >Asks her out >"but we're so far away :(" >She lives 30 mins away b/ I'm not some smelly fat awkward retard, I'm in shape, and take care of myself... What gives, is she just stringing me along? Anonymous >>848305823 (OP) # Been there and I think so. She probably talks about you and laughs about you to her friends. 02/25/21(Thu)23:29:05 No.848305927

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Anon becomes based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous K 8 KB JPG 10/13/23 (Fri)10:38:07 No.907604387 >be me, not particularly religious >works in company with middle Eastern owner > pretty decent amount of gays and liberals in the company >Lots of diversity overall, pretty good environment >Higher up retires so there's a vacant spot >Company owner starts asking " you gay? What you think about gay?" While pointing fingers at people picked at random >People either say yes, or "no, but there's nothing wrong with it" >He points the finger at me >No, gay Haram >Stares at me in the eyes for 5 seconds, just walks away and stops asking people >Salary doubles and gets the open position

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Guy.jpg (49 KB, 508x718) Anonymous 05/18/21 (Tue)23:53:45 >Be me >Be gay >Start looking at femboys, I start to like them >Go on forums and learn they are real >Start fantasizing about them >Decide to do something >Go to a club to try to hook up >Meet this cute femboy at the bar >After a few drinks we go to my place >Start making out >After a while things get heated >He gets undressed >He has a vagina >She isn't a femboy, shes just a normal girl >MFW I'm actually straight and not a f-----

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Anonymous (ID: Q20GRQch) H why are normies such sociopath(...) 10/12/23(Thu)11:05:55 No.444491815 Savign 05/28/2010 23:25 COABD6B7-7563-4E2B-96DD-1EE1ADD6217C.jpg 308 KB JPG >saved 20 innocent people, who were born into this cruel, heroin-illegal, world against their consent, from a lifetime of suffering >made the sociopathic parents suffer, who don't not deserve it as they reproduced in a world where non-asexuals with micropenises, 9-5 lifestyle, kidney stones, gender dysphoria, genetic homosexuality in sheep-f-----(homophobic arab) countries, cancer and, even more f------ awful, r--- exists >considered an evil p------------, meanwhile there are billions of "people" who openly worship god despite the '44 Days Of Hell' case being proof that he is either fake or evil Yes, I almost have a lil sympathy for shooters; f--- off, sociopathic NPC retard. Adam Lanza saved somebody from being r---- and he deserves an eternal heroin high afterlife.

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ABSOLUTELY HALAL Anonymous (ID: Ya56WRa/ >be captain in Iranian Revolutionary Guard >get assigned to training camp in s------- Yemen desert >have to train inbred Hamas Arabs h---------- zion pigs >F------ Allah I hate dirty arabs >"Captain Anon, will we finally rid the holy lands of the infidels with this strike?” >"Sure kid, it'll work, just trust in Allah's plan" >these dipshits probly wont even breach the first barrier >oh well, we've got an inexhaustible supply of these retards >ffw to 7 October 10/12/23(Thu)13:04:21 No.444499005 >mfw it's the most successful jihad since 9/11 >mfw Zion levels Gaza in retaliation >mfw Zion's trade deal with the Saudis falls apart >mfw Hamas still doesn't suspect we're just using them to dominate the region rofl

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B-36 Peacemaker.jpg, 66KiB, 750x468 BO Anonymous Sat 22 Apr 2023 07:07:51 No.57939001 Quoted By: >>57939054 >>57940774 >>57938631 This. >1000 B-36 Peacemakers (I know they only made a few hundred of them, but that was a mistake) >Each one carrying 2 T-12 'Cloudmaker' earthquake bombs >Level the entire city; sorry diplomats, but sometimes it's about sending a message >Just in case it's not clear have a single lighter aircraft follow the bombers and drop a highly ruggedised and long life speaker system >Have the speaker system repeat a simple "F--- around and find out" message on a permanent loop >Have the President make a TV appearance, with footage of the raid playing on a big screen behind him, making the same message in a more eloquent form I can't find video of a T-12 detonating, so here's one of the Grand Slam for comparison, it's an earlier British design that was just over half the size of the Cloudmaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpfZX9nLSpQ

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: Anonymous (ID: Ve7hsWP6 10/13/23(Fri)19:01:07 No.444610805 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro - 21h You wanted pictorial proof of dead Jewish babies? Here it is, you pathetic Jew-haters. Israel will minimize civilian casualties. But Israel will not allow the pieces of human s--- who did this to live. Every ounce of blood spilled in Gaza is on Hamas. Screenshot_20231013_185545_X.jpg 514 KB JPG Whats wrong with conservative n-----? >Ukraine is not the US problem! >but Isarel is! >show obvious Al generated images like this as "proof" America is going into another war again, isn't it? >I won't die for Jews! You will for your owners

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: Anonymous 06/29/22(Wed)05:35:37 No.881050241 >meet a girl on omegle >she's super cute, definitely a 10 >we start talking on kik, we really hit it off >after a few minutes we Face Time >start talking about our interests >she's so passionate about her interests and loves to listen to me talk about mine >eventually ask each other questions about her life >shows me her dog "Yeah anon he's super cute. I feed him a lot of chocolate and he should be dead but he's fine honestly." 132 KB JPG >also says that she's "lowkey abusive but the dog still loves me" >she vents to me about how everyone she talks to on omegle just uses her and then leaves the next day/a few days later >I tell her I promise I won't do that and that I really really like her >eventually we start to get kind of frisky >she watched me j------- for a while >offers to show me her t--- >I accept and I c-- to her t--- on the Face Time >afterwards we keep talking about our interests again >before I go to bed she says "thank you for not leaving me like everyone else. I trust you" >I tell her I trust her too and that I would never leave her >hang up >block her on everything while she's asleep F--- that dog abusing bitch

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