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1687.png (273 KB, 600x583) google yandex iqdb wait >go to school >walk up to her >stutter an introduction My mom is a hero Anonymous 11/05/23(Sun)11:18:41 No.75310830 >be me, 12 years ago >HS junior, don't really know anyone in my school despite being in my 4th year there >"in love" with a girl >read a bunch of pop evopsych slop on 4chan about how romantic attraction is an extension of the love for the prole >have an idea >I'll induce a trigger on her motherly instincts by emulating the smell of a baby >put genuine effort into researching what makes a baby smell like a baby >buy a bunch of garbage in order to make it work >mix it all into one cursed sticky substance >the terrible part comes next >I figure that only that would not be enough because having only the "good" part wasn't realistic >retardedly decide to buy an adult diaper, then piss and s--- on it just little bit >I reasoned that the smell of the urine and feces would not be strong enough to be detectable but would give the depth the odor needed in order to hit the exact notes of a baby smell perfectly >rub the solution on my body >she answers me with 5 words >"anon you smell like S---" >get unreasonably angry >start getting red and tearing up >walk out of the classroom with very. purposefully. loud. steps. >a classmate asks me what's going on >I slap him >his friends are strong while I'm a fatass, so immediately immobilize me >some minor chaos ensues >we're quickly sent off to the principal's office >they comment on my smell >I get suspended >pretty sure one of them saw my diaper >go home, load my mom's gun with every intention of going back >second guess myself >ask my mom if I can go to another school because I'm "getting bullied" >she agrees immediately without question >tfw my mom saved about 50 kids' lives and I'm a pathetic NEET who shat a diaper to impress a girl Anonymous 11/05/23(Sun)11:23:41 No.75310872 ✓ Change your name, your sex and apply melanotan until no one ever ever suspects you are the same person who shat a diaper to impress a girl ever again.

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Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
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1687.png (273 KB, 600x583) google yandex iqdb wait >go to school >walk up to her >stutter an introduction My mom is a hero Anonymous 11/05/23(Sun)11:18:41 No.75310830 >be me, 12 years ago >HS junior, don't really know anyone in my school despite being in my 4th year there >"in love" with a girl >read a bunch of pop evopsych slop on 4chan about how romantic attraction is an extension of the love for the prole >have an idea >I'll induce a trigger on her motherly instincts by emulating the smell of a baby >put genuine effort into researching what makes a baby smell like a baby >buy a bunch of garbage in order to make it work >mix it all into one cursed sticky substance >the terrible part comes next >I figure that only that would not be enough because having only the "good" part wasn't realistic >retardedly decide to buy an adult diaper, then piss and s--- on it just little bit >I reasoned that the smell of the urine and feces would not be strong enough to be detectable but would give the depth the odor needed in order to hit the exact notes of a baby smell perfectly >rub the solution on my body >she answers me with 5 words >"anon you smell like S---" >get unreasonably angry >start getting red and tearing up >walk out of the classroom with very. purposefully. loud. steps. >a classmate asks me what's going on >I slap him >his friends are strong while I'm a fatass, so immediately immobilize me >some minor chaos ensues >we're quickly sent off to the principal's office >they comment on my smell >I get suspended >pretty sure one of them saw my diaper >go home, load my mom's gun with every intention of going back >second guess myself >ask my mom if I can go to another school because I'm "getting bullied" >she agrees immediately without question >tfw my mom saved about 50 kids' lives and I'm a pathetic NEET who shat a diaper to impress a girl Anonymous 11/05/23(Sun)11:23:41 No.75310872 ✓ Change your name, your sex and apply melanotan until no one ever ever suspects you are the same person who shat a diaper to impress a girl ever again.

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