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: Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)21:25:35 No.69444498 5b780abd36def94d2cc0c6feab2201f3.jpg 27 KB JPG >tfw accidentally socially interacted with another person at the gym today and now I have to interact with them every time I see them from now on every single time I go to the gym

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Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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: Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)10:05:28 No.163991421 >get used to talking to myself because I live alone with two cats >Say dumb s--- constantly, really awkward jokes and non-sequitur threats towards the cats >Wake up early one morning to creaking sounds of what I assume is a cat pushing s--- around on the kitchen counter 26 KB JPG >Yell down the hallway >"SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE REALLY UPSET WHEN I HOLD THEM DOWN AND STAB THEIR A------ WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE!" >Hear my back door open and close and my chain link gate clatter shut >>163991453 # >>163991482 # >>163991503 # >>163991682 # >>163991690 # >>163992810 #

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: Anonymous (ID: MdiUTadN) "This is basically the end of (...) Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz 06/02/22(Thu)00:20:21 No.380594115 "Hundreds" of domestic violence survivors have already retracted victim statements & pulled out from court cases as a result of watching the trial rollingstone.com 'Men Always Win': Survivors 'Sickened' by the Amber Heard Verdict "This is basically the end of MeToo," says one expert. "It's the death of a movement." What the Heard-Depp verdict means survivors of abuse. >>380594115 (OP) # the whoreacaust metoo.png 208 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: LRG1HjCa) ... 06/02/22(Thu)00:21:35 No.380594230 >>380595250 # >>380595577 # >>380596124 # >>380596952 # >>380596962 # >>380597175 # >>380597219 # >>380597441 # >>380597646 # >>380597762 # >>380597971 # >>380598149 # >>380598306 # >>380599334 # >>380599736 # >>380600040 # >>380600051 # >>380600231 # >>380600471 # >>380600849 # >>380602038 # >>380602384 # >>380602386 # >>380602548 # >>380603879 # >>380604470 # >>380604911 # >>380606040 # >>380606704 # >>380607103 #

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 06/30/21 (Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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File: pepesweat.jpg (16 KB, 399x400) Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)23:55:19 No.50584482 ► retard moment stories? Here's mine >Be yesterday >at work >go to lunch room with coworkers >cleaning staff had left chairs all over the place instead of stack them >"whoever cleaned this is f------ retard" >absolutesilence.wav >cleaner steps out of the janitor's cloest >he's an affirmative action hire with down syndrome >next thing I know I'm being contacted by HR >have to attend a "training seminar" on sensitivity and diversity in the workplace tomorrow without pay f--- my life

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: Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)10:09:29 No.16927362 242 KB JPG >be american >live in city called "man a ton" 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/27/23 (Fri)10:13:52 No.16927364 >>16927362 (OP) # >>16927363 # Nonwhites absolutely seething about the prosperous A---- American belly

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Anon sees strange parallels between LOTR and the real world. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)06:13:07 No.170939995 1638891295216.jpg 121 KB JPG It began with the founding of the great banks: three were given to the Dutch; frugal, wisest and most prudent of all investors. Seven to the Swiss Lords; great miners and craftsmen of the commodity funds. And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else desire power. For within these banks was bound the liquidity and book value to govern each economy. But they were all of them deceived, for another bank was made: in the the land of Israel, in the offices of Temple Mount, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in secret, a central bank to control all others. And into this bank he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all economies. One Bank to Finance them All

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No. 71987174 6 minutes ago file.png PNG 156.9 KiB 800x450 >be me >go to club last weekend with some friends >run into girl from a physics class, she's with her bf >say hi to her, make small talk for a minute, ask her how class is going etc >she randomly starts making out with her bf so I f--- off and don't see her the rest of the night >fast forward to this week >receive an email claiming someone made a complaint about me making them "feel uncomfortable" and how I made "inappropriate sexual advances" >mfw "disciplinary hearing" on Monday Am I screwed bros? I'm an undergraduate student so it's no like I'm a TA or anything. I literally haven't bothered talking to any other girls since because most of them are really not worth my time so I know it's her. I'm not a completely autistic virgin either, I've had a couple gfs and been with a couple girls this school year. Why are girls in the sciences like this? I should have stayed far, far away, the red hair was a warning sign. 3 replies

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No. 71986794 47 minutes ago baldness-hair.jpg JPG 1.9 MIB 3840x2160 >be me >depressed neet in my teens >get my s--- together >socialize, make friends, finish high school, start uni >get new hobbies: reading, learning new languages, image editing >develop a personal sense of style, a personality, improve my moral values, mature and grow >i have fun, i have friends, i live a meaningful life, i help others, i contribute to society ... >incredibly succesful at everything i do. pretty much a chad, and seen as respectable, trustworthy, and a genius by everyone >picrel >disappear on a random day, change phone numbers, tell no one >haven't left the house in 2 years >0 friends not even online >neet and do literally nothing all day >can't even j------- anymore >it's over i don't care. i don't want to live as a bald ugly f---. everything is meaningless. i don't care how good i could have it. all the life experiences, the friendships, the money. none of it matters if im gonna be a bald f---. even if i were guaranteed to be seen as attractive by everyone as a baldie, i wouldn't give a s---. i REFUSE to be balding. i REFUSE to live life in this condition. i just need to find the strenght to kill myself. it would all be so simple if i were an amerifag with a gun. one simple click and it's all over. no time for your survival instincts to take over. i tried but i can't. just puked the pills. 3 replies

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long_cheese.jpg (80 KB, 1333x900) google yandex iqdb wait ସାଧା Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)14:59:23 No.71050646 [2] [Reply] >apply to company >do application tests >sorry your application wasnt selected at this time >repeat Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)15:52:00 No.71051142 - >>71050646 (OP) You can't firmly shake their hand online, dumbass.

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Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:02:57 No.28187105 File: 1375486401415.png (17 KB, 558x528) >>28174133 (OP) >Do you guys care if a female has a innie or outie p----? At this point I can only say... Beggars can't be choosers.

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File: 1576175956371.jpg (208 KB, 1300x959) alamy stock photo Anonymous 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:13 No. 129302917 >>129303634>>129304612 *BANG BANG* >CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG* >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS *BANG BANG* Anonymous 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:51 No.129302955 File: 1586014087957.png (179 KB, 680x626) CARN NGUBU MY SON YOU CAN DO EET NORE F.C

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File: unknown.png (213 KB, 528x604) Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)19:06:23 No.879267283 >had a f-- friend in high school who wore white dress shirts to school every day >always bullied him for it >>879267484 >years later in college all my normal clothes are dirty, forced to wear dress shirt I bought for a job interview >notice women looking at me more on the subway to school >friend from class comments on it and tells me I'm looking good >so much more comfortable and breezy than i expected, as comfortable as any t-shirt >why haven't you taken the dress shirt pill anon?

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