Stardew Valley - Stardew Valley Dev would allow ONLY Studio Ghibli or David Lynch to make a movie of the game, if they asked!

What people would expect if David Lynch did a Stardew Valley movie:

What he'd actually end up doing just to fuck with expectations because it's David Lynch and messing with expectations is his norm:

I mean the dude played a character that was literally just him in all but name in a Seth McFarland cartoon, The Cleveland Show, and to this day I don't think he ever said why he accepted the role. Another Lynchian norm: expect no clear explanation. This is the dude who once went:

Lynch: "You know, Eraserhead is my most spiritual movie."
Interviewer: "Care to elaborate?"
Lynch: "No."