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12:52 QO Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Greentext thread 8 KB JPG LOVENSE [Advertise on 4chan] Noll 32%! Settings Mobile Home 11/18/23(Sat)12:52:10 No.75460268 ||| >Be two years ago >Grandpa died and left me his revolver >Very old revolver that used to belong to Great Grandpa >Two months go by >Never get a chance to shoot it at tthe range but still carry it >One day a------ neighbor starts an argument with me at my job >Fell bad and want to apologize to him >Get home and walk to his house >He's between our properties and calls me over >Can't see him because it's dark >"YOU WANNA F--- WITH ME? I WOULDN'T SUGGEST IT" >HE RACKS THE SLIDE ON A SHOTGUN >Reach for my revolver >Suddenly remember it's on a pile of laundry in my room >Immediately jump behind car and hide in cover until I'm in my home and can call the cops Three months later >Finally get a chance to take the revolver to the range >Can't fire it for some reason >Check the hammer >Grandpa never told me it was single-action >I would have died in a pool of my blood while squeezing the trigger on a single action revolver if I didn't have ADHD Post a Renly

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 8:12 º mcdonalds.com/us/ + Ingredients in the Sausage Biscuit Wow 11/18/23(Sat)22:24:40 No.72839978 Nutrition Summary 460 Cal. Calories Nutritional Information 37g Total Carbs (13 % DV) Biscuit ||| 2 lll 50% 11g Protein 30g Total Fat (38 % DV) O Screenshot_20231118_081217_Chrome.jpg 472 KB JPG >get gym membership today >leaving gym >starving >want mcdonalds >think one single plain sausage biscuit is acceptable >get curious >look up the calories Bro is this why I've been fat as f--- my whole life? I would eat 2 of these and like 2 sausage burritos and that's just breakfast

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Anonymous Did I creep her out? 1.49 MB WEBM 11/18/23(Sat)08:09:27 No.75455203 Anonymous >work with a shy but very cute girl >she gives awkward "gtfo creep" puritan vibes >one day her car breaks down so I offer her a ride >drop her at her place and make a stalker joke about it >she looks awkward as heck so I brush it off as a joke >one month passes and we work again together yesterday >don't say a word to each other because it felt really weird >shift is coming to an end and were alone warping things up >she turns and asks "so what happened to stalking?, I was kinda waiting you'd reach out" 11/18/23(Sat)08:11:02 No.75455212 >>75455203 Your height and face rating? You just have to be hot bro.

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anon works at the pool | /r/Greentext

315 KB JPG >be me >work as lifeguard for indoor pool >sitting in my guard chair, slow day today >kid with downs walks in >not wearing any swimming clothes, just casual wear >he waddles up to me >"how's your day been, anon?" >i tell him i've been fine >"how much do you bench?" >i tell him i can only do a single rep of 185 >"wow, you're so strong" >he walks out of the pool, never to be seen again

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Finnanon is a multiculturalist | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: 7uOldg9k) File: 1692758367635702.png (354 KB, 3753x1990) 11/19/23(Sun)00:02:54 No.449123549 ► Anonymous (ID: 1PziAnMQ) 08/10/23(Thu)12:54:30 No.437495975 >>437498709 >>437502769 File: img-1.png (34 KB, 647x778) >>437496410 >>437482411 (OP) DUDE i just LOVE the stink and pollution of the Indian slum, it's so RANCID and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite INDIAN RESTAURANTS. you should totally come on down to my designated s------- street, it's got EXPLODING DIARRHEA and everything, we can cook up a nice rotten curry or three and get crazy watching Ranjeet r--- his grandfather! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Ganges River- listen here, right, it's a RIVER where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go BATHING. BUT!!!! it's also an DUMPSTER like we were animals, so we can bathe in a LANDFILL, with Ransheets bloating corpse with us. speaking of which Shansheet and i have finally decided to praise the cows- literally -we're both getting s--- and p----- on by cows tomorrow at the Temple, that way we can save money spent on bathing and get a SNACK TOO. i'm f----- JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this Tikka Masala and REDEEM A Google play card!!!

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European Eccentricities | /r/Greentext

11/18/23(Sat)07:15:21 No.75454914 >Meet an arab guy online >He's kinda rich and from qatar >his gf is a 15 years old french girl >she's a neet and dosen't go outside cuz her place in paris is too dangerous >She threatens to commit suicide if the Arab guy leaves her >they plan to migrate to Canada Together when she reach 18 the f--- is wrong with euros ? Anonymous 229 KB JPG

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Anon forgets his tissue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 893 KB PNG 09/13/21(Mon)20:12:52 No.65364593 >be me >j------- in my room >it's late so i don't dispose of the tissue >idea.jpeg >leave tissue under my bed, to throw it away the next day >wake up >leave house >return after school >tissue is gone they know now, i've reached a new stage of retardness.

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Anonymous OO 100 KB JPG 11/18/23(Sat)09:28:50 No.75456039 Anonymous >be me >autist girl who has a mental age of like 8 >gf gets pizza hut for us last night >wake up 2 hours before her >sneak into kitchen >eat half the leftovers >snuggle up with plushies on living room floor >pass out into food coma 11/18/23(Sat)09:30:05 No.75456053 >>75456039 Do you touch boobs with your boobs

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Anon gets approached by a girl | /r/Greentext

Coco_010.jpg 17 KB JPG >New coworker >Two weeks after she started, have literally never talked to her >She walks up to me out of nowhere >"Why do you look so mad all the time?" Why the f--- do people feel the need to say s--- like this?

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Journey to the breast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SBf4ovAR) 08/25/23(Fri)15:06:05 No.439222132 >>439202474 (OP) # >be me >25 year old Incel >decide "f--- it" and hire an escort >she's a middle-aged Chinese woman, very pretty and has taken good care of herself >have sex, no longer a virgin, but still consider myself an incel >keep seeing her for a few months on a fortnightly basis. >start having good conversations with her >she's now inviting me to go for walks when she's not working. Being the lonely f----- that I am, I always take up her offer >she starts inviting me out for dinner >meet her fellow Chinese h----- friends >she tells me not to give up on finding a girlfriend >I'm friends with a prostitute Probably the closest I've ever been to a woman who's not a family member. I still think it's over in a lot of ways but she keeps me from roping and pushes me to pick myself up and try. >>439222320 #

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: Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat)17:52:21 No.192218149 78714118-c3e3-4b6e-9570-a5f4f96490cc_thumb[1].jpg 6 KB JPG >30 seconds until I land this thing on a beach where you'll be facing an almost certainly painful death against a well fortified and trained army awaiting you, who are in bunkers, armed with panzerfausts, artillery, and heavy mounted machine guns all pointed right at you, where you'll have no cover, no retreat, no medics. The lucky ones will be turned to mince meat the moment i dump this thing on the beach, the unlucky ones who survive the first few seconds will lie screaming in pain with your guts and body parts littering the beach! oh and i could have landed at any other beach anywhere in europe but I choose this specific one! >good luck!

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: Anonymous what is your "end goal", anon?(...) 158 KB JPG 07/23/20(Thu)14:32:28 No.56584035 what is the main goal with your /fit/ lifestyle? Is it to stay healthy the rest of your life? To get in shape to find a decent partner? Or are you just fighting off the feeling of depression? 07/23/20(Thu)14:35:13 No.56584062 Anonymous >>56584035 (OP) # The complete destruction of the state of Israel. >>56584110 # >>56584111 # >>56584120 # >>56584126 # >>56584152 # >>56584169 # >>56584173 # >>56584180 # >>56584366 # >>56584435 # >>56584537 # >>56584569 # >>56584955 # >>56585050 # >>56585190 # >>56585220 # >>56585229 # >>56585303 # >>56585315 # >>56585626 # >>56585751 # >>56585830 # >>56585958 # >>56585978 # >>56585997 # >>56586080 #

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12:52 QO Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Greentext thread 8 KB JPG LOVENSE [Advertise on 4chan] Noll 32%! Settings Mobile Home 11/18/23(Sat)12:52:10 No.75460268 ||| >Be two years ago >Grandpa died and left me his revolver >Very old revolver that used to belong to Great Grandpa >Two months go by >Never get a chance to shoot it at tthe range but still carry it >One day a------ neighbor starts an argument with me at my job >Fell bad and want to apologize to him >Get home and walk to his house >He's between our properties and calls me over >Can't see him because it's dark >"YOU WANNA F--- WITH ME? I WOULDN'T SUGGEST IT" >HE RACKS THE SLIDE ON A SHOTGUN >Reach for my revolver >Suddenly remember it's on a pile of laundry in my room >Immediately jump behind car and hide in cover until I'm in my home and can call the cops Three months later >Finally get a chance to take the revolver to the range >Can't fire it for some reason >Check the hammer >Grandpa never told me it was single-action >I would have died in a pool of my blood while squeezing the trigger on a single action revolver if I didn't have ADHD Post a Renly

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