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: Anonymous B. 69 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)13:33:27 No.19959613 hey bros I've worked at dominos for almost two years here's some tips >twists and bites are literally the same thing (half a dough ball) but twists are more expensive. just buy bites. >never buy a sauce package if you're doing carry- out. just ask "hey can I get some ranch/mariana/whatever" at the counter and unless you're asking for alot of sauces, we'll get it for you. never cared, and never met a coworker who cared. >it's usually way cheaper to buy a specialty pizza and take off whatever s--- you don't like because of the amount of coupons on specialty pizzas. >more s--- you put on the pizza the less you'll get. we're required to put less toppings the more variety of toppings you get. Includes less cheese. >that s--- on the app thats like "sam is making your pizza!" is b-------. it's actually way more annoying because it barely updates to account for how busy the store is. the amount of times I've heard "but the app said it's done-" the app doesn't know. it's just based off an estimated time frame. >any 12 piece chicken is a scam. we make 2 rows of 6 and break the chicken in half. you're getting 6 pieces of (already small) chicken.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous How are normies doing it? 33 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)11:42:10 No.75613589 >go on a date with a girl >it is okay but I don't feel good, I am tense for non stop trying my best to not sperg out >she is interested in me, spend the whole day together, then I went home >she doesn't write me anything next two days >I ask her whats the matter >"I should be the one asking you this. You ran home, and didn't even try to kiss me. I thought I had bad breath or something" How the f--- was I supposed to know that a girl expects a kiss?

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Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)21:37:30 No.910186270 I f----- up /b/ros >talking to my GF's friend >she mentioned she's on her period >mentions it makes her 'act up' in passing comment >w-- does she mean act up? Ask her >bluntly says it makes her horny >already treading treacherous ground at this point >try to break the ice and say the same happens with my GF >she chuckles >crisis averted >says she hasn't had any in a while >at this point I'm rock hard and throbbing >lose all sense of reason >I ask if she "needs a hand" >she immediately screenshots it and sends it to my gf How the f--- do I get out of this one??? 360 KB JPG

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Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)07:17:58 No.75611705 >be me >injure my one of the nails of my fingers while lifting >the nail ends up looking black >several random e-girls wish they lived near me so they could dye all the nails on my fingers black, so that it wouldn't stand out >tell to several female coworkers (usually older than 40) about the fact that my "gf" wants to paint them black 113 KB JPG >they look at me like a deer would look at car lights and say that a man shouldn't have painted nails ever this whole ordeal made me end up thinking of one thing, what's up with zoomer women being generally speaking more fine or welcoming of more effeminate men, than older women? I feel like older women are far stronger interested in traditionally masculine men than younger women are. Is it widespread mental illness among zoomers causing this or what?

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Anonymous (ID: /3S1B4HS) Is there a solution? SEX & RELATIONSHIPS Women are struggling to find men who make 3 times as much money as they do By Hannah Frishberg Published Sep. 25, 2019, 7:21 p.m. ET 11/30/23(Thu)15:59:04 No.450482263 GAMOJRCXKAAAZOU.jpg 134 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: XC1nqiLi >>450489495 # 11/30/23(Thu)16:00:13 No.450482367 >want equal pay >also want men to earn 3x than they do

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Anonymous Question for the transfags IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM 281 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)11:30:11 No.910176259 If your genitals don't determine or define your gender... How does removing or modifying your genitals affirm your gender? > just because i have a penis, that doesn't mean i'm a man A few moments later... > i can't wait to remove my penis so that i can become a woman Explain yourselves.

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Anonymous I gave you a clinical trial now arower me 165 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)11:28:27 No.910176201 >be me >have the perfect woman >beautiful >racist >b------- >green eyes >submissive and loves to suck d--- >loved me more then anything >leaves me for an actual minor She has a mental illness, but Jesus christ what happened to her

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Anonymous Why are they like this? 12/01/23(Fri)08:48:24 No.75612266 >Be me >In small class (maybe 15 people) >Literally one black dude there >Every morning, for the entire semester, without f------ fail, he makes the loudest, most annoying sniffling noise on the face of the f------ Earth >He does this at least 2 - 3 times a minute, for 50 minutes straight >This man has managed to drive me to a homicidal rage with his utter inability to take some basic f------ cold/sinus relief for 3. F------. MONTHS. 26 KB JPG >This is worse than the smoke detectors, because at least then I can just mute them >And he isn't alone - every f------ Black in my university does this, without fail This has made me more racist that anything /pol/ has every produced

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: Anonymous 43 KB PNG 12/01/23(Fri)12:23:05 No.910178375 >be me, 10/10 handsome beautiful tall amazing man >one day, feeling especially sexy af >decide to share my beauty with the world, go out for a walk and take a train ride >get on the train, can feel all eyes on me, pretty sure the chinese chicks are staring at me lol >sit down and look out the window dramatically >decide to look at the people and give them a smile for a perfect climax to the day >turn to look at everyone >not a single person is looking at me >wagie assholes look depressed and f----- out their minds like they don't even notice me What the f--- is wrong with plebs it was such a great day for me and they f------ ruined it

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: Anonymous 12/02/23(Sat)00:35:03 No.72951839 SCP-106 Emergence.jpg 691 KB JPG >Emerges out of the pocket dimension while you're in the middle of a 1rm squat Well /fit/, how would you stop him? : Anonymous >>72951839 (OP) # I'd do a 360 and squat away 12/02/23(Sat)00:36:04 No.72951848

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Anonymous anyara dhe pabandad barvelom LED Bioac joke or defroZARGES T 245 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)20:12:26 No.75606590 Anyone else plan on looksmaxxing in the future? Right now im working to get myself into a position where I can afford various enhancements/surgeries so that maybe one day I can finally get a gf Right now, this is what I plan on getting >braces to fix my teeth >maybe jaw surgery to fix my weak jaw/underbite, and chin fillers if necessary >Botox to improve sagging and asymmetries >rhinoplasty to fix my nose >need some kind of surgery to fix eye area, or a set of surgeries >not quite sure yet but I need to fix my double eyelid, fix my bone structure and weak eye support >need skin grafts to fix acne scars and acne >maybe fillers in cheekbones >maybe lip injections just to even them out because theyre asymmetrical >TRT or other steroids to fix physique >possibly leg lengthening surgery I swear one day I will ascend, or I will die trying

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: Anonymous eLastRide 11/29/23(Wed)11:58:11 No.192611841 Close >Whoa, Uncle Anon, you work for that 4chan website? That's a pretty popular site, you mist get paid a lot to take care of it!

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: Anonymous B. 69 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)13:33:27 No.19959613 hey bros I've worked at dominos for almost two years here's some tips >twists and bites are literally the same thing (half a dough ball) but twists are more expensive. just buy bites. >never buy a sauce package if you're doing carry- out. just ask "hey can I get some ranch/mariana/whatever" at the counter and unless you're asking for alot of sauces, we'll get it for you. never cared, and never met a coworker who cared. >it's usually way cheaper to buy a specialty pizza and take off whatever s--- you don't like because of the amount of coupons on specialty pizzas. >more s--- you put on the pizza the less you'll get. we're required to put less toppings the more variety of toppings you get. Includes less cheese. >that s--- on the app thats like "sam is making your pizza!" is b-------. it's actually way more annoying because it barely updates to account for how busy the store is. the amount of times I've heard "but the app said it's done-" the app doesn't know. it's just based off an estimated time frame. >any 12 piece chicken is a scam. we make 2 rows of 6 and break the chicken in half. you're getting 6 pieces of (already small) chicken.

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