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Anonymous Everything is okay! 09/03/23(Sun)18:22:55 No.32631484 Matching~ Hug Screenshot_20230902_041517_YouTube.jpg 187 KB JPG >being a straight 18 year old guy >having a guy over to just play video games and watch movies >he is way taller and stronger than me >makes me look like a little girly twink in comparison >sitting on couch together >being a bit sleepy and lean on his strong arm >not thinking straight, snuggle against it >he doesn't seem to mind >it smells kinda nice >getting more sleepy >realise that my head is now resting on his lap >feel something hard poking through his pants >groggily realise what i was doing and quickly get up it had to be his phone, right? RIGHT???

First line has the word "straight". We all now how this is going to end. | /r/Greentext


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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #
Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them
Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much
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