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>I've been on the Netherlands 5 months so far >my father got a job here so we had to move >still can't understand much >school feels like a waste of time because of that >but it's fun watching those sisters piss off the teacher >one of them is a loner weirdo >doesn't speak much >one day I passed by her in the corridor >a bunch of crap feel off her locker >felt like being friendly and decided to help her pick it up >she looks confused >I catch something weird >it's... a dildo with a tentacle pattern? >what the f--- >why was that inside her locker? >she starts panicking >I have no idea on what to do >her face is red like an apple >I drop it back into the locker >she runs away without saying a word >didn't see her again until the next week >we avoid eye contact after that

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

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: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat)17:11:53 No.192987747 Mery 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens

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anon has a new pet | /r/Greentext

Mouse.jpg (6 KB, 259x195) >he just stares up at awaiting death >i look into his eyes >hes crying >i feel so bad for him >i pick him up and take him to my room >he becomes my pet, i feed him and play with him >be beta virgin at the time (14) >parents thought i killed him months ago >hes a pretty clean mouse >one day i decide to take my mouse outside >i wear a jacket and put him inside >go on bus and sit next to 8/10 qt >mouse keeps making squeaky noises >girl starts looking at me >I play it off >mouse crawls out of jacket >girl isn't scared >she thought he was cute >starts playing with him >me and girl eventually start dating >mfw a mouse a reason i got a gf Anonymous 11/09/17(Thu) 17:08:30 No.750532045 ► >be me >be watching a movie with my family >mouse shows up out of f------ no where >mom is terrified and dad was sleeping >mom says >"ANON KILL IT!" >i sigh and get up to kill it >the f----- keeps running >i chase him for about an hour >until he just... gives up. >I've already injured him

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Anon finds a new friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 761573897 9 min. ago ... 4chan I blame you. >be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want McD's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point >drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can I get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?" >whatthefuckdidljustsay.exe has been executed >this m----------- says "sure anon" >oneofus.jpg >drive to window, embarrassed af >guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his twitter >dm him >now best friends.

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File: 5754-pepe-hmm-1776306577.png (12 KB, 112x112) Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat)18:22:37 No.910597888 >be me >in calculus 2 class >professor, PHD, gets a fuckton (tm) of money to pursue research >the very next day and for the rest of the semester all printouts and class materials start getting printed in color and with cool graphs, examples, etc >absolute god tier notes but umm each sheet must cost half a dollar... we're about 20 in the class, and these are multi-page >there is no way this level of expenditure is sustainable for her... unless.. >surely this timing cannot be a coincidence right...?

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Anon harshly criticizes a Josh Giddey tweet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nLspF/4i) Post josh giddey @joshgiddey ....annoyed with seeing the constant bashing you all are giving Josh Giddey. Don't you losers have anything better to do than attack a man Not really into cartoons but I agree with this 100 who didn't do anything wrong? 12/09/23(Sat)18:54:35 No.19208169 Leave that man the f--- alone and let him play the sport he loves you sad pathetic cretins. CRACK Follow >be accused of predatory actions >defend yourself with cartoons What a f------ loser I'm just... 6D8B26D5-336A-4C03-B228-614D6C780126.jpg 284 KB JPG

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Anon got red-pilled by historical games | /r/Greentext

PUBLIC ORDER DETAILS Current Change per turn CONTRIBUTING FACTORS Difficulty level Buildings (Happiness) Characters 0 3 5 1 3 10 -6 Events Cultural differences Taxes Slaves Faction Public order is stable. How Creative Assembly gets away with this? Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat)23:37:17 No.1619589 >>1619590 >>1619 >play Total War Rome 2 >conquers a city -7 -3 0 >time pass >people still angry because taxes and cultural differences >CA is a company with progressive and tolerant values Why I get negative effects? I thought multiculturalism was our strength and taxes were necessary to build hospitals, schools and pay pensions.

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Anon finds Tinder easy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: yOnP4TAX) 12/04/23(Mon) 08:09:02 No.450821261 >>450810374 # literally within 30 minutes >match with girl on tinder >she swiped on me, so i know shes already thought about me f------ her >ask her if shes horny now >she says yes >ask for her address >she gives it >drive over there >she lets me in >i ask where her bedroom is >she takes me there >i start touching her p---- and we make out >pull my pants down while making out >guide her down so she squats and starts sucking my d--- >f----- her its that easy but you have to have a sense for who to ask "are you horny now? to, because a lot of girls will say "w--?" but there are a lot who are horny while theyre active on tinder and you dont even have to be good looking >>450822947 # >>450823876 # >>450824050 # >>450824178 # >>450826958 # >>450828035 #

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Anon lives for his imaginary girlfriend | /r/Greentext

♥ Why does self-improvement not work for me? Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat)11:19:10 No.30323923 >>30325259 >>30325271 >>30325386 >lift weights, run, climb >have a good body >trying to get a valuable degree (engineering) >work part-time >invest money >have positive networth (20K) >take care of my appearance with haircut, skin-care, grooming >wear normal clothes >trying to learn the piano >cook >read books >grow plants >already 24 years old and never had a girlfriend Does self-improvement just not work for me? Is it my genetics? I am 5'9" and ugly. Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat)11:21:53 No.30323939 ✓ >>30323923 (OP) because you do it for your imaginary future girlfriend, not for yourself.

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Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/09/23(Sat)02:41:08 No.910564606 >girlfriend is attacked by 2 men 2 week ago >she was not penetrated but they abused her >on the day I feel completely devastated and feel a burning sensation in my stomach >but now I masturbate imagining those two running their hands over her breasts and her body as she had told me W-- did I become a cuckold? I feel a little more about taking pleasure in the situation, but the pleasure is too great, has anyone gone through something similar?

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Anonymous Stupid sex drive 1.36 MB JPG 12/09/23(Sat)09:08:51 No.75706210 Makes me miserable >be me >horny >think about chick I messed up with >fap >post nut clarity >don't give a flying f--- again >repeat I just want to be at post nut clarity 24/7, you tupid god. I feel at peace when I genuinely don't give as s---, but of course god can't have that. He wants to watch me squirm

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Anon is 5'2 | /r/Greentext

File: 63f1e51f8f75d3fa140e55c0d(...).jpg (64 KB, 1034x1080) >engage in convos with coworkers >start taking side quests by going shopping with someone or getting a coffee >never romantically, never physical >suddenly a girl from the group ask me to go with her and have lunch off work of course >she says, "Oi XXX you're such a catch i can see why girls and bros at the office always want to be around you, you calm and chill to be with its a shame you're not taller" >say what?.. >taller?.. >say "excuse me?" with a gentle smile to not be taken as if im offended >she replies "yeah!, girls always say you this and that but you're not tall or you know.. manly looking.. uhhh (she realized she came off as offensive) >i tilt my head in confusion >"hehe.. hehe.. you know, like a real man right?, you look more like a cute plushee, but everyone say they totally f you if you were a bit more manly" 5'2 in in in in in >she winks at me trying to make it seem like it was a bit of a joke >i smile, told her i had something to do, drover her home and say my goodbyes >i cried on the parking lot of my apt complex for 2 hours straight i feel like i want a hug Anonymous 12/09/23 (Sat)11:05:18 No.75708805 ► >>75708808 oh, so they were nice to me because im not a "threat", well, holy f------ s--- anons. "self improve" this and that not worth it, its been a week from that and ive been drinking like crazy, i give up. 5'2 5'2 >be 33 >motivated by mangas and stuff a few years ago so start lifting and becoming strong >change treats and be chill and not a tryhard >smell good, shower daily, teeth looking good 5'2 >cool job, learned how to drive and start hanging with past friends a bit more every week >stopped drinking every day and lazing >not a bit of happiness >who cares men have it hard i am men >approach girls, often saying hi or good morning when passing by, gentle and all 5'2 5'2

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Anonymous Working at IKEA 12/09/23(Sat)09:50:58 No.75706489 56 KB JPG >Get a new b------- job at IKEA to pay bills >walking around the shop for an entire shift looking for people without IKEA Family cards >couple everywhere >basically only couples visit IKEA >tons of them, old and young >die inside everytime a young couple give me their ages for the form and it's years younger than me I don't know if I can bear it. Too painful to have it thrown in your face each day at job, having to interact with young couples. It's distilled suffering. How pathetic has one to be to be a worker for these kind of people, while never having a life of their own? At least people aren't rude to me.

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>I've been on the Netherlands 5 months so far >my father got a job here so we had to move >still can't understand much >school feels like a waste of time because of that >but it's fun watching those sisters piss off the teacher >one of them is a loner weirdo >doesn't speak much >one day I passed by her in the corridor >a bunch of crap feel off her locker >felt like being friendly and decided to help her pick it up >she looks confused >I catch something weird >it's... a dildo with a tentacle pattern? >what the f--- >why was that inside her locker? >she starts panicking >I have no idea on what to do >her face is red like an apple >I drop it back into the locker >she runs away without saying a word >didn't see her again until the next week >we avoid eye contact after that

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