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: Anonymous (ID: HgMqmU2Q 218 KB JPG 01/08/24(Mon)16:52:52 No.19354674 "Where do you see yourself in 5 years." Plan A: >wageslave until 65 Plan B: >move to norway/sweden >catfish p--- into meeting up with me >kill them brutally >do this as many times as i can >eventually get cought >live comfortably in prison for the next 20 years >ill see from there

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 01/09/24(Tue)01:33:41 No.76045997 >become homeless >no longer care about materialism >don't need a phone >don't need money >just get fed by charities and be free >no rent, no bills, free healthcare some days i think about packing it all in

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Santa Claus Infantrymen be like 01/08/24(Mon)12:55:32 No.663136876 F--- Horses Horses Stink d.o. infantry 4 Lyfe X Unbenannt.png 39 KB PNG >Oooh yeah, I am Infantroooning >Cavalery? Horsefucker! HORSEFUCKER!!! >No, I don't have a foot fetish. >Yeah, fighting on foot makes me so hard. >Horses are only good for eating. >Why would you ride a retarded horse if you can just fight on foot? >Infantry for da epic win!!! >I am Infantroooooo0000000000000000000000 00000000000oooning!!! 00000000000000000000000000000000000

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Anon gets an interesting hookup | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 211 KB JPG 04/07/21 (Wed)01:43:13 No.851492990 > be me > going to bang chick i met on tinder > arrive at her house > she immediately leads me in to the bedroom > she pulls her pants down enough so that only her ass is visible > meh, a---'s fine too i guess > dont think any more about it, just bust into her ass > she suddenly tells me she has a surprise for me > she pulls at her head, taking off a mask > it's f------ joe rogan > he laughs and calls me a f----- before body slamming me to the ground, breaking my neck and instantly paralyzing me

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Anon wishes he was a landlord because of trans housemates | /r/Greentext

01/07/24(Sun)07:22:53 No.30517871 >trans housemates bedroom is really starting to reek >when the door is open I can see trash is piling up all over the floor >mold is growing on their windows, I have offered multiple times to show them how to clean it but they just keep saying they'll do it themselves >random items go missing: plates, measuring jugs, cook pots, extension cables, knives >the slightest setback results in them performing highly melodramatic full bodied racking sobs to be heard by the whole house >they tried to kill themselves late last year so what do I do without setting off this minefield Anonymous 85 KB JPG Anonymous >>30517871 (OP) # Threaten to evict, or move out yourself. If neither of these are doable, please explain why. >>30517886 # 01/07/24(Sun)07:23:38 No.30517875 Anonymous >>30517875 # I'm not the landlord I cant evict them >>30517895 # >>30518034 # 01/07/24(Sun)07:25:33 No.30517886

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Anon tries repressing and gets gayer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.86 MB PNG Anonymous 01/08/24(Mon)10:49:53 No.76044283 I will be alone forever. >try to repress my homosexuality by jerking off to big booba women 01/08/24(Mon)10:55:17 No.76044324 >going great >go to bed >dream I am having sex >huge fat guy >im topping >we both c-- at the same time like in my animes >covers my face and pillow in ungodly amount of >>76044392 # >>76044422 # coom >wake up checking pillow for coom >thankfully didn't c-- in my pants What does it all mean? : Anonymous Anonymous >>76044324 # i wish i were having your dreams, i am not sure dude maybe you are ironically a repressed heterosexual, think about it, have a big think 01/08/24 (Mon)11:03:39 No.76044392 01/08/24 (Mon)11:07:17 No.76044422 >>76044324 # The more you try to repress it the worse it gets anon.

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3h (1/8 15:16) 76043048 8 Re - 1 Img PNG 145KB (640 × 513) · B4B26240-9A11-45F4-B56F-2D3FB445EBCA.png 3 Replies >swap shifts with a coworker >qt coworker sees me and is surprised >in the past i told her i like curly hair >if i knew you were coming i would not have straightened my hair anon! >mfw she has a boyfriend and way out of my league what did she mean by this?

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Anons 18 and underprepared | /r/Greentext

Anonymous SHITSHITSHIT 122 KB GIF 01/08/24 (Mon) 08:54:45 No.30525353 >be me >18 >graduate senior highschool >now plan is to rest or get a part time job for like 1 year. if 1 year passes now i go to college >parents disagree >pressured to go to college instead when im done graduating senior highschool >3 months in >parents always fight >so tired. need rest >afraid to tell parents cuz they will kick me out >dont tell parents im not going to college >instead i said college is online when its really not >do this for 2 months >failed 1st semester but dont care >now parents are suspicious >dad yells at me and threatened me to kick out >i say its still online >believes me >now january 15 will start 2nd semester i underestimated college. they will definitely kick me out if i tell the truth. they are not merciful.

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Anon views new social horizons | /r/Greentext

File: Ec80MetXSAAVVhF.jpg (77 KB, 1242x1464) Ogrowth of social skills Anonymous 01/07/24(Sun)13:47:20 No.76034889 ► >>76034892 > be me, obsessed with books > part with also bookish gf of 5 months last christmas but on good terms > take a year off investing deeply in relationships to finish my associate's and look for work > graduate in spring, vacation 2 states away all summer (nice & affordable) and then back home to play the interview game > after getting accepted as a waiter at 2 different places I luck the hell out and get accepted as a technical writer for ERP software last october, and in my hometown no less > this company is the best place to work, all coworkers are quick-minded but none are snobby, with tastes varied as the day is long > head of CS is girl my age, likes a lot of the same books as my ex, but extraverted instead of enormously introverted > barely see her anymore, but hey they would probably be good friends > all three of us are at church this morning so I intorduce them as best I know how, and they hit it off immediately, but since I'm nervous I need the restroom by now > last I saw, after 20 minutes they were rooted to the same spot still deep in conversation I would not have been able to read people well enough to anticipate this before my last year of experience, maybe a but weird to share but its a nice feeling not being totally baffled by people's aims and decision making Anonymous 01/07/24(Sun)13:47:48 No.76034892 ► >>76034889 (OP) Good work my friend, hopefully you make it

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Unchecked baggage | /r/Greentext

2h (1/8 16:25) 76043383 · 14 Re · 0 Img JPG 405KB (1500 × 1500) · hungrypepe.jpg 3 Replies . HUNGRY PERE Summer Camp entrepreneur Summer camp story >Be me >At a summer camp >Hungry as f--- >Grew tired of eating camp slop : >Missed junk food >Retarded camp banned Coca Cola/Chips or any other junk food but allowed candy bars, Nestea with sugar dose enough to give anyone diabetes and even sold them in Summer Camp shop. >I solved the issue of Coca Cola access by hiding it in my locked luggage between my clothes >Other people weren't so lucky, Had a retarded Camp guy who would search any unlocked baggages. >I had enough room for other bottles so I would sell my space for other people in exchange for money >That still left the junk food problem, pizza to be specific. >I asked the chef if I could borrow cheese, bread and ketchup >Chef allowed thanks to my Charisma level >Started making my own pizza >Added some cracker bits with Italian spices I had as a flavor additive. >Anon what the f--- are you eating? said some person >Told them about my pizza >Started selling pizzas to people in exchange for money >Despite this positive memory. Summer camp sucked. but I had learned great entrepreneur skills there so there is that.

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Anonymous 01/08/24(Mon)18:50:06 No.912054561 >>912054646 File: 1704366446496767m.jpg (85 KB, 578x1024) >>912054082 # >be me >just turn 20 >go out drinking with childhood friends >hop in buddy's car with him as driver because we gonna live forever >guy goes downhill towards turnoff onto a bridge going about 200km/hr >car rolls a bunch of times >driver lost his head >buddy in back seat lost his arm >me in front passenger seat hit my head and go into coma >wake up a week later smoothcriminal.mp3

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Anon lives like a child | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/08/24 (Mon )09:03:42 No.30525370 I am 27 and >don't drink alcohol >don't do drugs >don't have friends >never been to a bar/party/nightclub >never been invited >never been drunk >never been in a relationship >never been approached by a woman >full head of hair >practice sports three times a week Which is of the points above make me the most repulsive to women Anonymous >>30525370 (OP) # All of these >don't drink alcohol >don't do drugs >don't have friends 01/08/24(Mon)09:05:35 No.30525373 >never been to a bar/party/nightclub >never been invited >never been drunk >never been in a relationship boards.4chan.org

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Anon can't pick up on social cues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 04/12/22(Tue)10:24:48 No.876141240 >be me >get facetime call >say "whats up" >"not much" >ask what she wanted to talk about >"nothing" >she gets mad when i hang up? why are women like this

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: Anonymous (ID: HgMqmU2Q 218 KB JPG 01/08/24(Mon)16:52:52 No.19354674 "Where do you see yourself in 5 years." Plan A: >wageslave until 65 Plan B: >move to norway/sweden >catfish p--- into meeting up with me >kill them brutally >do this as many times as i can >eventually get cought >live comfortably in prison for the next 20 years >ill see from there

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