Notes:

Could you imagine being one of the first guys condemned to this layer.

First you start off with basic spears and shields, and you think you've got things pretty easy until some a------ runs you over in a chariot and shoots you in the face with a bow as you try and get up again.

Then after you got used to that, people start turning in up in armour and start riding the horses instead, so now you have to work out how to deal with all of that nonsense.

Suddenly, with apparently no warning, someone points a stick at you and blows a hole through your chest and as you try an work out what's happening, a cauldron explodes and takes your head clean off with a giant stone ball.

Getting fed up with this b-------, you and the other ancient warriors decide to have your own fight in the corner away from everyone else, only to hear a whooshing sound followed by a giant steel pod crashing down amongst you, followed by a metal giant bursting forth and mowing you all down with a giant minigun.

Rematerializing, you look up and see a giant mechanical giraffe the size of a skyscraper shooting down at you with a f----off huge laser gun.

Finally giving up, you all decide to just f----off only to be turned into lawn ornaments for your trouble.