Musician 'Matt Farley' Explains The 'Your Name + Poop Song' TikTok Trend And Why He's Written So Many Songs About Poop
Did Over 75,000 People Really Write-In 'Hawk Tuah' For President? The Viral 'Vote Hawk Tuah' Memes Explained
Why Are White Women Wearing Blue Bracelets? TikTok's 'Blue Friendship Bracelet Movement' Explained
What Does DYKTMM Mean? The Acronym About The Muffin Man From 'Shrek' Explained
Where Are They Now? Here's What Nyannyancosplay, AKA The 'Hit or Miss Girl,' Has Been Up To Since Her Viral TikTok Era In 2018

File: larkin.png (1.02 MB, 1314x875) Anonymous (ID: ydo5HA6f) 01/14/24(Sun)19:40:20 No.455166922 [Reply]► >>455172798 >>455167327 >>455167686 >>455167728 >>455168008 >>455168096 >>455168383 >>455169463 >>455169830 >>455170063 >>455171235 How the f--- am I supposed to believe whites are the "master race" when: >They gave their women rights >Created the civilisation destroying disease known as feminism >The Germanic Franks, Anglos and French gave the k---- influence in their societies >Boomer and Gen X white men do their best to sabotage and emasculate their sons Not even shitskins are stupid enough to give women rights. Showing all replies. Anonymous (ID: cr32b8+K) 01/14/24 (Sun)19:41:30 No.455167036 >How the f--- am I supposed to believe who asked you to, n-----? oh right no one. shut the f--- up >>455167357

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (651px x 363px)

File size: 160 KB

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

IT'S OVER ► Chud 9 days ago Nº20669 [Reply] >>20670 >>20709 >>20764 I genuinely believe it's literally over for me. >did not participate in any clubs during hs >never made any friends because of the high percentage of lg hivaids in my school >didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa. >never had a real friendship because of them being Ig hivaids >didnt participate in any senior activity or event >old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate ni , f, and tr what the f--- did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lg hivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid s--- like sniffing markers.

Daily Daily Mail US @DailyMail - 1m mail American women denounce men and sex as .com 600 revenge for Trump election win trib.al/MCBOOSJ 3 271 2 ili 140 IMG_9025.jpg 651 KB JPG Sorry, bros. But sex just isn't happening anymore. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article- 14049931/american-women-boycott-sex-men-revenge- election-trump-kamala-harris.html Anonymous (ID: Pil/kYhY) 11/07/24(Thu)07:39:34 No.487437451 >>487437006 (OP) # >Trump not even in office yet >Gets women to stop being w----- voluntarily. 15 KB PNG >>487445048 # >>487445214 # >>487452134 # >>487457290 # >>487461260 # >>487464974 # >>487465414 # >>487467206 # >>487469969 # >>487470460 # >>487470855 # >>487473285 # 197175206 # 197176206 # 1971776 11 # 197101015 #

View All 43,661 Images

More:

Anon questions the media | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/10/24 (Wed)08:18:37 No. 15967893 >there are over 100 BILLION stars in the galaxy >at LEAST 1% of those stars have planets in the habitable zone >if ANY of those planets developed sapient life that didn't destroy themselves, they would, travelling at 10% of lightspeed, be able to cover the galaxy in JUST a million years >there is NO sign of ANYTHING out there 69 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

Pin

Playing with fire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Give me some advice, mongers >start f------ hookers like crazy since getting on prep like 5 years ago >F--- trannies, crack w-----, high end, some bare back with no worries >Eventually meet this really hot t----- on an escort site >Rates are so low because he is HIV positive but is honest about it >T----- is only $80 an hour, but has huge t--- and ass. 01/14/24(Sun)05:37:53 No.26553638 >Literally hottest person I've been with. >Get to the point where I am only f------ an HIV infected trans prostitute >After almost a year of seeing him, T----- stops charging me everytime, just wants me to bring taco bell or something he needs instead of $80 >Since I'm not being charged, there is now this low pressure aspect about hanging out with the t----- and he invites me to hang out after f------ > Start hanging out almost everyday >Quickly become legitimate friends, we'd share memes, we add each other on social media >We become more personal >We text throughout the day >hang out for 2-4 hours almost everyday now >We'd watch movies, TV, play games together intermixed with f------ >Slowly, without ever really intending to, I'm dating this HIV infected t----- >Yesterday, on my day off, I let him spend the night the night before and we spend the entire day together >both get really hammered and we're just spooning >T----- admits he's in love with me and that he wants to be my girlfriend >I'm drunk, but I am able to get a little time to think about it. >Sort of torn I was talking to my brother, left out that he's an HIV infected h-----, but said that I've been involved romantically with a t----- and he had brought up being more serious and my brother says that I should pursue it since I haven't had a serious girlfriend my entire adult life and it would be at least a good experience even if it doesn't work out. I don't have HIV, btw, prep works perfect for the entire time I have taken it. Suggestions? >>26553724 # >>26553831 # >>26553843 # >>26553884 # >>26556477 # >>26557894 # >>26560113 # >>26560959 #

Pin

What was her problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/24(Mon)04:11:26 No.194946782 rose-1509484431.jpg 26 KB JPG >Married for an entire life time >Her fondest memory is f------ some dude on a cruise do women REALLY

Pin

new iPhone camera system | /r/Greentext

90 new iPhone camera system Anonymous > year 2030 > apple comes up with 90°rotated camera in the new iphone > videos are now by default horizontal (landscape) even when you hold it vertically > now it's COOL to record horizontally again > people's attention span increases as they view videos only on Full Screen and stay there rather than flicking away to the next one. > Vertical Videos be lame again but genZ still prefer it > older gens and gen(a) kick genZ to the curb and bully them for recording it that way.

Pin

anon is Thomas Midgely Jr | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPEG No.34862800 15/01/2024,2:53:36 pm > invents two of the most environmentally destructive man-made substances we know of > gets polio > strangles himself to death with a machine he invented to help him get out of bed > refuses to elaborate

Pin

Anarchist anon saw the thread | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 19AQrfbZ) = I made it? 8 KB JPG 01/15/24(Mon)07:22:16 No.19385436 >be me yesterday > on 4chan bitching about getting banned from some anarchist server > be me today > meet up with normie friend > friend tells me he saw a funny greentext on reddit the other day which reminded him of me > shows it to me > mfw its my post > mfw it has 6k upvotes > normie friend now thinks im god Bros is this considered making it? Honestly Im just glad I shared this moment with my friend : Anonymous (ID: 19AQrfbZ ) = 01/15/24(Mon)07:34:13 No.19385458 well not my post, my 4chan post, havent fallen so low to post my own greentexts on reddit

Pin

Doesn't matter, had snu snu | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat) 22:44:33 No.663603910 Main_30_end_(54).jpg 94 KB JPG >f---- you >immediately kills you afterwards what the f--- was her problem?

Pin

Anon hates Yakuza gamers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PlayStation.2 SERA 191 KB JPG 01/14/24(Sun)05:58:20 No.663684678 >play yakuza kiwami >"Ummmm actually Yakuza kiwami is a sequel to a prequel not a remake of the first game. You should play the ps2 version instead because the combat is better" >decide to play the ps2 version after beating kiwami >The story is literally identical and instead of hitting square square square triangle to stun lock evey enemy in the game you hit square square triangle Why do Yakuza fans like to pretend zero killed the franchise so hard they unironically say this s---? 218 Replies / 41 Images View Thread

Pin

Anon on F1nn5ter. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: NxlcixpZ) This is what happens when you (...) 01/14/24(Sun)18:16:53 No.455194664 OnlyFans.com/Inter You made this British man end up like this, inventing hormones so powerful that he literally looks like a real woman. 733 KB JPG 40 years ago this Britt would be invading islands or playing the world cup, but now he is in a hotel with an Arab ready to be desecrated Anonymous (ID: XgEP8do1 ) [ 01/14/24(Sun)18:18:55 No.455194846 >>455194664 (OP) >just a joke bros... >my dad found my panties in the washer >i told him, it's just for my twitch streams, nothing more >i'm just doing this for the money trust me... Anonymous (ID: g7Rv7K5K) 01/14/24(Sun)18:19:17 No.455194876 >>455194664 (OP) >now he is in a hotel with an Arab ready to be desecrated MY F----- SIDES

Pin

I guess 9/11 was good for one thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous mulla 01/08/24(Mon)16:04:59 No.194594093 file.jpg 43 KB JPG >9/11 inspired Gerard Way to start My Chemical Romance >MCR inspired Stephenie Meyer to write Twilight >twilight is the basis of E.L. James' fanfic that became 50 shades of gray >the 50 Shades film adaptation skyrocketed Dakota Johnson's career >dakota Johnson called out Ellen on her show for lying abt not being invited to her birthday, sparking the fire that started Ellen's downfall 9/11 killed Ellen Degeneres' career.

Pin

Anon advises you to start burdenmaxxing | /r/Greentext

VARY 10000 ☐ EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun)21:07:37 No.30559117 [Reply] Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.

Pin

anon wants Spain (with the S) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)11:57:33 No.192514977 >cultured >cheerful attitude Miguel Delibes VGH.png 1.14 MB PNG At what age you realized Spanish women are the best? >beautiful >not entirely materialistic >can hold a conversation >passionate I know you chuds don't like them because they lean to a different political side than yours, but your loss

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon doesn't believe the whites | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

File: larkin.png (1.02 MB, 1314x875) Anonymous (ID: ydo5HA6f) 01/14/24(Sun)19:40:20 No.455166922 [Reply]► >>455172798 >>455167327 >>455167686 >>455167728 >>455168008 >>455168096 >>455168383 >>455169463 >>455169830 >>455170063 >>455171235 How the f--- am I supposed to believe whites are the "master race" when: >They gave their women rights >Created the civilisation destroying disease known as feminism >The Germanic Franks, Anglos and French gave the k---- influence in their societies >Boomer and Gen X white men do their best to sabotage and emasculate their sons Not even shitskins are stupid enough to give women rights. Showing all replies. Anonymous (ID: cr32b8+K) 01/14/24 (Sun)19:41:30 No.455167036 >How the f--- am I supposed to believe who asked you to, n-----? oh right no one. shut the f--- up >>455167357

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

428 views (7 from today)

Uploaded Jan 15, 2024 at 08:21AM EST

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/737/091/25c.png!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Luce Vatican Anime Mascot image example.

Luce the Vatican's Anime Mascot

Kamala Harris vs Donald Trump 2024 United States Presidential Election.

2024 U.S. Presidential Election

akakichi no eleven chin redraw template and meme

Akakichi no Eleven Redraws

Jeb Bush with his arms spread in front of a US electoral college map

Jeb Bush Flawless Victory