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File: 6e42aa4fb4a78df4e93376b1d(...).jpg (78 KB, 548x894) O Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)17:17:48 No.913749132 [Reply] Why is she so attractive? Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)17:27:48 No.913749573 ► >>913749647 because you are a n----- p-------- Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)17:29:22 No.913749647 >>913749573 Ah. Fair point. Thank you, sir.

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Anonymous 152 KB PNG 04/26/25(Sat)18:05:01 No.80995962 >Be me, unemployed >Looking for a new job >Find an opening at the local zoo >Get to interview >They tell me my job is to dress up as a chimp and pretend to be a chimp in the chimp enclosure, as they don't have any chimps at the moment. >"No thanks, I don't want to do suck humiliating work" >They offer me $400 a day >"Ok I'll take the job" >But there is a catch, the moment I break character, I get fired. >Seems simple enough >Swing around on the bars >Eat banana >Throw s--- at the glass >FFW to swinging >Swing way too f------ hard >So hard that the bar snaps and I fly over the wall into the Lion enclosure >OhShit.jpeg >Literally s------- my chimp suit >Start screaming for help >Running around >Life flashed before my eyes as the lion backs me into the corner >He says "Shut the f--- up or we'll both get fired"

HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

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WEBM | 2.92 MB Saturday 2024-02-10 21:52:59 27 minutes ago I was weak >need to buy usb cable to connect gamepad to PC and play vidya >go to phone store on my way home so I don't need to go out afterwards >on my way there repeat to myself "I'm just going to look at the prices, I can't afford an expensive cable so I'll just ask if they got any, what price is it, say thanks and leave" >get there and this petite giga stacy with the most striking blue eyes and fake tan makeup on her cheeks (and only on her cheek area) greets me and smiles at me despite being busy with a previous customer >say I need a cable for my phone but it's a previous generation so it's an old kind of cable >says "I know just what you are looking for" >shows me the cable and says it's $XX >"oh okay that's not too expensive sure I'll take it, can you repeat the price?" >turns out I misunderstood the price and it's actually 10 times what I thought it was but she is already packing it and preparing to receive my money >I don't want to seem like a retard in front of the cutest girl I've seen in the longest time so I just suck it up and end up buying it >she says thank you have a nice weekend! >th-thank you.. >walk back home half the time smiling because she was so cute and nice and sulking the other half because I didn't have that kind of money and now I'll have to eat plain rice for the rest of the month I was week bros I'm sorry, what punishment should I cast upon myself? Have you guys had any moments of weakness like mine?

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File: stinks.png (611 KB, 674x936) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)07:49:49 No.2746328 [Reply] Can somebody identify what he's pouring? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcOAKbudXXc [Embed] 253 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)04:29:10 No.2756673 Muratic acid Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)05:31:06 No. 2756691 Muratic acid Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)09:20:35 No. 2756732 Muratic acid ☐ Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)10:39:01 No.2756765 Muratic acid Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)12:56:42 No.2756829

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: Anonymous >>913744210 >stroke d--- >start to c-- >j--- huge load >enter post nut high >take deep breath 02/10/24(Sat)21:14:36 No.913744551 (OP) # >whisper to self "I hate jews" Sounds legit.

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: Anonymous (ID: LzVbhrX5 02/10/24(Sat)12:19:47 No.458201334 >>458200570 (OP) # >>458200739 # It's just f------ McDonald's. You f------ assholes stole all of our McTech and you WILL pay for that. If it wasn't for the fact McDonald's abandoned their eastern European logistics network and factories and let you retards take it over you'd still be 50 years behind as in burger tech. >>458201434 # >>458202228 # >>458202802 # >>458202874 # >>458203503 # >>458203772 # >>458206859 # >>458214279 # >>458214580 # Anonymous (ID: ZLgih0Yr 5 KB JPG 02/10/24(Sat)14:50:24 No.458214580 >>458201334 # >burger tech

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: How to focus Sorry 02/10/24(Sat)21:02:02 No.76415805 images.png 21 KB PNG >be me >exam tomorrow* >open book and YouTube >5 minutes later* >HALLO GAYS TODAY WE'RE GUNNA UNBOX APPLE GAY GOGGLE, CHAINSAWMAN AMV, YOUTUBE SHORTS 1 DOLLAR DILDO VS 100 DOLLAR DILDO >wastes 2 hours* >repeat Seriously i can't focus, tik tok and YouTube have completely f----- my mind

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Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)09:35:03 No.20192398 File: 1706663421367571.jpg (1023 KB, 1125x1344) >jar of sauce in pot >jar and a half of water in pot >boil >>20192636 >add pasta >boil until back to sauce's original consistency >pasta is done Wa la.

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