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Dungeons and Dragons - I find this wholesome and creepy all at the same time. How do you feel about it? | /r/dndmemes

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-Earlier this evening, the police approached my front porch.- Police: "Sir, what are you doing?" Me: *muffled through my respirator: "Pouring resin." Police: "Pouring resin?" Me: "Correct." *I hold up a box of the product I'm using. "I bought it at Michaels." Police: "Can I see the molds?" Me: *Holds up a piece that I just finished casting. Police: "You've got a neighbor that thinks you're cooking meth." Me: *Bursts out laughing. Police genuinely interested: "What are you making?" Me: "Do you know what Dungeons and Dragons is?" Police: "Yeah." Me: "I'm making miniatures and terrain for my battle boards."*I pantomime moving a mini around on my tiny 2"x2" water cavern tile. Police: "Nice! Can you cast one for my PC? I need a Paladin in shiny plate armor" Me: "Sure thing. If you're looking for a game, I DM every other Thursady." Police: "You trying to bribe me with D&D?" Me: "What? Wait, no, no, not at..." Police: "Cause I'm about to say... It's working. LOL! Just messing with you. I have all your information in the report. I got a couple other officers that might want to play too." Me: "Uhh, great. Call me anytime you want." Officer: "Ohh. We will, we will. See you real soon" Role CONTACT Alias Age-DOB 32- Race Sex SSN Gang WHITE MALE Ethnicity NON-HISPANIC Marital Stat Residency Tattoo Clothing GBM Id -Entered 11 -Released // OLN/State Injury Incident Classification 3500 SUSPICIOUS PERSONS,AUTOS,CIRCUMSTANCES Height Weight 0 Hair BROWN HAZEL Persons Involved Arrest Date Eyes Build Complex PTLM Home Addr Home Ph # Work Ph # Cell Ph # Other Ph # E-Mail Employer Occupation Addi Addr None Main Narrative How Charged Disposition Date Disposition No Photo 09/29/2019 18:14-608 PTLM Anonymous caller reporting a male on the front porch of cooking Meth. It turns out that was using a respirator to mix resin to pour into Dungeons and Dragons molds. The anonymous caller called because he saw the male with a respirator on and stirring something Suspect is just a nerd playing with dolls.

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