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File: obese.png (1.68 MB, 1290x2278) time to go home Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)01:49:50 No.914205125 ► >be me >345 lbs of meat and candy corn. >be dat ass >munching some candy corn from a litter bucket >be really shwassy though >pull out the biggest f------ broomstick you've ever seen >lets get s----- with it >i shove the stick up my a------ >prepare for launch >blastoff.bitch >f------ scream from both the pain and the pleasure >getting taller than the skyscraper next to me >floating over them >s--- on one of their windows, is sticky and sweet and colored orange >plants under the skyscrapers starts growing into large Candy Corn plants >rip their entire lawn off the Earth in a giant clysmic shift >i can tell the sun is having a hard time dealing with the presence of my bodaciously bootilicous bod. >begin soaring further upward, gotta maintain my image at any cost >i stick my long, hard broomstick inside my body as i reach escape velocity >space.jpg >colors of the universe blind me with the weight of all of my shwasty goodness >see the moon >begingoingthatway.gif >timetoland.mp4 >on the moon now >gotta blast out the biggun >fire my broomstick >boost.away.exe >bust right through the atmosphere on the back of a large f------ turd that covers the moon with a 5 ft thick coat of pure solid feces >looking down on earth from afar now, it looks beautiful >back to where i came, to candycornia >let my ginormous cumquat of an a------ slam-dunk a thousand tons of s--- onto the earth >enjoy looking down at all of it smoosh together into the first great fecalopolis of CandyCornia >loud clapping and cheering is heard from afar >i am finally home

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Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
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File: obese.png (1.68 MB, 1290x2278) time to go home Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)01:49:50 No.914205125 ► >be me >345 lbs of meat and candy corn. >be dat ass >munching some candy corn from a litter bucket >be really shwassy though >pull out the biggest f------ broomstick you've ever seen >lets get s----- with it >i shove the stick up my a------ >prepare for launch >blastoff.bitch >f------ scream from both the pain and the pleasure >getting taller than the skyscraper next to me >floating over them >s--- on one of their windows, is sticky and sweet and colored orange >plants under the skyscrapers starts growing into large Candy Corn plants >rip their entire lawn off the Earth in a giant clysmic shift >i can tell the sun is having a hard time dealing with the presence of my bodaciously bootilicous bod. >begin soaring further upward, gotta maintain my image at any cost >i stick my long, hard broomstick inside my body as i reach escape velocity >space.jpg >colors of the universe blind me with the weight of all of my shwasty goodness >see the moon >begingoingthatway.gif >timetoland.mp4 >on the moon now >gotta blast out the biggun >fire my broomstick >boost.away.exe >bust right through the atmosphere on the back of a large f------ turd that covers the moon with a 5 ft thick coat of pure solid feces >looking down on earth from afar now, it looks beautiful >back to where i came, to candycornia >let my ginormous cumquat of an a------ slam-dunk a thousand tons of s--- onto the earth >enjoy looking down at all of it smoosh together into the first great fecalopolis of CandyCornia >loud clapping and cheering is heard from afar >i am finally home

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