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![File: IMG_9039.jpg (821 KB, 1170x1506) Autism Stops a W---- Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)01:57:32 No.914643881 [Reply] >Workout regularly (I'm pretty jacked tbh) >Go to small gym, like 10 people tops >Notice 8.5/10 qt (body 9, face 8) >She's basically wearing underwear >Only does ass exercises, always bends over at the hips to pick up water bottle >Attention seeking maximum overdrive >Notice what time she comes and goes (in a non-creepy way) >Start going at same time as her, check her out >She notices, starts looking at me too >Nowismychance.jpg >Edge in the locker room x30 minutes while I meditate on what I should say >Approach her on my way out >Autism.exe starts running in the background >Forget my lines, mumble the stupidest question imaginable >She doesn't hear >Ask again >She starts talking awkwardly >I realize how stupid I look, turn around and walk out of the gym while she's still talking >Next several times at the gym, she's wearing more modest clothing, doesn't bend over or make eye contact anymore >Accidentally thwarted a w---- Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)02:40:25 No.914645927 what did you ask her OP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/765/803/97a.png "Anon had a gym crush | /r/Greentext")
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![File: Balkans_regions_map-5b828ef146e0fb0(...).jpg (144 KB, 1500x1129) TOONA HOEV MEHTEREGION AND See SERAM The MACDONA KALLA BULDA Aute Balkans Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed)21:57:09 No.914632871 [Reply] Give me a single good reason why America should waste its money defending these inbred shitholes. Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)21:57:53 No.914632901 >>914633009 >>914633096 their men look generally better than the men we have here Metal Dragon 02/28/24(Wed)21:58:38 No.914633009 File: 2324523423453455.jpg (34 KB, 618x349) >>914632901 that's f------ sad Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)22:00:39 No.914633096 >>914632901 >Their men look better That's a funny way of saying ugly as s---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/765/723/960.png "Anon is interested in foreign policies | /r/Greentext")
![File: Anna McNulty.jpg (154 KB, 634x1149) our ages Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)16:01:45 No.914619379 [Reply] >>914631704 Would you date a woman who looks much younger than her age? For example, she's actually 21 but she looks like a 15 year old? +35 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed) 20:54:48 No.914630374 ► >>914628506 I'm old enough to remember when a thread on /b would die after 3 minutes of no reply Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed)21:25:34 No.914631704 >>914619379 (OP) Yes, because I look younger than I am Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)21:35:30 No.914632086 Life's dream. I've done stupid s--- to get girls like that no matter the cost. I'll go as young as they'll let me (say 16 to 30 with me at age 40) and look for people that look extremely young and flat for their age. Usually they have low self esteem. Sadly the only legal loli I got ended up f------ crazy. The girl I have now looks 5-10 years younger when she's thin but she's put on a few. Still love her to bits though. But seriously. F------ LOVE young looking girls. I could barely contain myself in japan. I really hope that the upcoming generation of kids continues the neonoty trend because it's great. Shauna Rae and tiny texy are like dream girls to me. I would love to find more like that.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/765/710/6ff.png "Anon can't visit Japan | /r/Greentext")
![File: poorfag.jpg (402 KB, 937x528) 19 16 Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)20:51:57 No.914632926 [Reply]► >>914632932 >>914632935 >>914632944 >>914632948 >>914632950 >>914632951 >>914632952 >>914632954 >>914632960 >>914632966 >>914632968 >>914632996 >Economy keeps getting worse >Everyone and their mother wants a master's degree for an entry level job >Become a permanent NEET How do you get new games as a poorfag? >Hard mode: No piracy 77 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)21:57:35 No.914633004 >>914633000 Yeah, I crawled my way out of a poverty childhood, but I still have empathy for people. It's b------- out there right now, we're the first generation in the west to have less opportunity than their parents and it's hard not to feel bitter when barely literate dudes in my hometown own millions in properties after dropping out of grade 10 and working a factory job. I'm comfortable, but I had to bust ass to get here, and in their generation I'd be downright wealthy. Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)21:58:07 No.914633005 Genuinely wondering if I can make deepfake Al people as my references to shill for me and say what a good skilled wagie I am and how you should totally hire me. Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed)21:58:10 No.914633006 Every anon on 4chan has an "English degree", started at a "call center" and now earns six figures doing nothing while buying acres of lands.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/765/709/423.png "Anon is poor | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG_6868.jpg (415 KB, 1170x2131) Kitty Kittens Kitty n Kittens Sk Home Videos Shorts Community Lat Cat Slapsh Surpring Trut What The A From ther Mouth Butt We T Cute Kit World Kitty K Animal Abuse Ring on YouTube Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)19:30:47 No.914626959 [Reply] >>914629393 >>914630731 >>914627287 GTFO glownigger >Be me >Find YT short in the algorithm of guy holding knife to kittens tail >Nothing happens, but it looked like he was about to cut it off in the thumbnail >Look at his channel >This literal Jeet is in on some animal abuse ring on YouTube >Find another video where he takes away corpse of dead kitten away from mother. S--- is literally the same as Elsagate but with animals. I thought this weird signaling s--- was only exclusive to pedophiles but I guess I was wrong. I just wanted some mind bleach before work tonight but now this p------------ ruined my whole day. +7 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed)20:28:19 No.914629246 Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)20:31:51 No.914629393 >>914626959 (OP) That's why I hire ex seals. Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed) 21:02:32 No.914630731 >>914626959 (OP) try to determine which country uploader is from, and when you report to jewtube, tell them that you will denounce the crime to law enforcement and they are asked not to delete incriminating evidence or your journalist friends will accuse them of being complicit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/765/708/bc7.png "Anon tries to blow a whistle | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG 7134.jpg (218 KB, 1070x592) Aaron Bushnell (He/Him) In remembrance Aspiring software engineer with educational and work experience in software development and Linux system administration, looking for SkillBridge programs to transition out of the US Air Force into software engineering. ← hjkl → ✓ Keking at Clown World Anonymous (ID: eTagu09C) 02/26/24(Mon)15:07:19 No.459958067 [Reply] ► >Be Aaron Bushnell >Married with children >Easy desk job in the Air Force >Doing SkillBridge (the program for people leaving the military) >Like only a year or so away from getting out >Aspiring to be a software engineer >Gets psyoped by Reddit liberalism >Burns himself to death for Twitter clout >Bastardizes his white children >Widows his wife >Israel celebrates his death online >His children forced to watch their dad go up in flames in real time and get ridiculed on the internet >/pol/ NAZIS (that he hated) call him a hero >"Oy vey, suicide is badass, goy. Stick it to the man. More brave white goys should do this." Lol, this n---- could have lived a regular ass life, and he chose this stupid s--- instead. People are already forgetting about it, and it's barely been a day. I really hope the dead can watch the living so this retard can see how much his circus trick backfired. I can't stop laughing. My sides are killing me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/765/590/854.jpeg "Anon is right | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG_7146.jpg (72 KB, 683x1024) Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)16:28:53 No.914620257 [Reply] >>914620338 I'm pretty sure I have officially busted more nuts to the thought of butt r----- Greta Thunberg than I have anything/one else, which is sad, but an addiction that just won't go away...sigh... Greta thread? + 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)16:30:22 No.914620319 File: IMG_6935.jpg (132 KB, 1024x948) You just know it's tight as a drum. Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed)16:30:48 No.914620338 >>914620257 (OP) imagine her squealing while you stretch her tiny a------ Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)16:31:28 No.914620367 File: IMG_7181.jpg (54 KB, 258x927) >>914620315 It's not really a hotness thing. There's some other appeal there.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/765/469/9c0.png "Anon is a true environmentalist | /r/Greentext")
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