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: Anonymous Hospital anons 03/03/24(Sun)07:50:57 No.76655876 24 KB JPG Any anons work in a hospital? > Be me hospital cleaner infection control delivery boy > Clean up s--- deliver food make coffee > Dementia patients cry for rescue and sweet release when I walk in > Do 360 and gtfo out every time > "Would you like a coffee sir?" "Well it all goes back to 1963 when I was at th" > Stop listening immediately > Spend half the day smoking checking out nurses and making tradesman bux > Guy in next bed dies >Seen a dozen stiffs by this point don't care >Heartless.png > Human suffering has become meaningless > Literally.me > Half the staff are Karens and the other half are based mainland Europeans who don't give a s--- > Coworkers are afraid of cleaning the morgue but I'm one with the corpses >Soundproof ward peaceful af > Have to clean the chapel toilets they're locked? > It's Mohammed the islam enjoyer again he is cleaning his feet for the tenth prayer of the day and getting paid for it (big brained) > Takes 20 mins whatever getting paid to stand there > Take out medical waste and serve coffee to neanderthals > Finish and go home make 200 quid for the day > At dingy one room flat > Get wasted and chain smoke most nights > Mfw kidneys hurt >Mfw wake up vomit and start all over again > Such is life Any similar exp

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Can no longer blame the Rothchilds for my failures | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 03/02/24(Sat)23:58:34 No.914767440 >Be me 21 yrs >Have a extremely catholic mom >Go every Sunday morning to church as always >A Bishop is guiding the mass >Mass ends and my mom calls me and my dad to go talk to him >She pulls me to her front and says "Bishop, this is my son, he's a very good man but has problems finding a job and a GF" >They both start praying for me to get a better life >FF to Tuesday, a Rothschild dies and I receive a call from the job I applied to start working next Monday with them >Wednesday at the gym go talk to my gym crush, speaks perfectly no stuttering nor any autistic s---, get her IG >Thursday have a friends meets with my high school friends that I haven't seen in 5 years since graduation >Friday wins 4,000 bucks in a lottery jackpot Thanks mom the bishop for making my life better and taking a Rothschild away! : Anonymous Put me in the screen cap? 03/03/24(Sun)00:23:35 No.914768214

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Anons needs help overcoming a unisex public toilet incident | /r/Greentext

File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) E How do men over come something like this? Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 17:22:04 No.30838780 got no real advice or in sight last thread, feeling pretty messed up about it >work in shopping centre >go to use unisex / public toilet with signage, lights and buttons >signage stated "unoccupied" with green light showing >i press the button, the door opens (wont open if locked correctly) >take a step in, someone is on toilet, walk straight back out, everything on CCTV >10 minutes later, mother of alleged person in toilet starts screaming calling me a ped >she goes to police, they do nothing >she makes in house complaint, (I even provide a statement of my side of the story and push for CCTV to be used), nothing happens Over a year later this 40yo is at my gym, trying to butter people up and getting to know them so she can spread this rumour. No-one actually believes her and when she tells the story people are asking questions but shes still trying to slander my name anyway. I've contacted police and solicitors but they said to not worry and that it would just cost money for a deformation case. Police said they can't charge her because she hasnt said anything directly to me. Ive been told I cannot confront her or it gives her ammo what would you do next??? Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat)18:38:20 No.30839000 You should f--- off and stop reposting this s--- you autistic f-----.

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Combined Arms | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, few months ago >first year in uni >end up needing to do a course with public speaking assignments >I have insane levels of stagefright, feels like I'm having a heart attack whenever everyone looks at me assignments >manage to barely get by two based on the quality of the work alone since I could barely read I was so nervous >this time it's a group project 319 KB JPG 02/04/24(Sun)13:59:53 No.76347473 >don't have friend group but got a study group, most of the people in there also have that course >end up being grouped with a guy and girl I barely know >we get to work and after a week it's already clear that the guy has no interest in contributing at all >girl ends up being insanely shy to the point where she barely talks to me and gets flustered whenever she's even remotely put on the spot (she barely talked at all in the study group but I assumed she was just focused on doing work instead of messing around) >fine whatever >do basically all of the assignment work myself, the chick only helps make the presentation look "nicer" by just messing with some color values and makes the font pink for some ungodly reason despite the white background >after a month of suffering us three go up front, I'm thoroughly sick of it at this point >without thinking I grab the script from the guy's hands and start reading it out in perfect pitch with a bit of a deadpan in front of some 200 students >no anxiety >w-- did I just solve my public speaking anxiety???????? are anger issues the solution?

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Could anon be gay? | /r/Greentext

File: i80441014312312ka3231.jpg (1.08 MB, 3576x3156) 19.4 FILTER HE'S JUST LIKE ME... FR FR... Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat)07:56:18 No.914756782 >be me >super ultra hyper mega heterosexual >decide to smoke weed for the first time with my friend, whynot.jpg >playing vidya together alone in his house >high af, never felt this slow in my life everything is in slow motion >start to realize my friend is kinda cute, he has long hair and kinda look like a girl from behind >idk why but i'm getting kinda horny being next to him >without even noticing i'm playing with his hair while he plays, he just keeps playing >keep going and i feel like he's getting kinda hot and weird >jeez my d--- is so hard rn h-------- >being super high and stuff i was just flowing with the vibe >slowly guide him to unzip my pants >he's sucking my c--- already >goddamn that feels good >i c-- so f------ hard on his mouth, might have been my best nut >just go home >post nut clarity hits, regrets >I'm still too high to think too much about it so i just shrug it off and sleep >wake up the next day and feel disgusted i'm never smoking this s--- again bro.I don't even feel attracted to him any longer. could i be actually gay? there's no way bro

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Anon gives good advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 144 KB JPG 03/02/24(Sat)15:22:42 No.2625244 Bros I have a situation >be me 5 years ago >won't bore you with context but i ended up distributing trenbolone via mail parcels >got caught >got convicted >12 month suspended sentence (that is, no actual prison time served) >now have criminal record >want to visit japan later in the year >apparently you get insta-denied if you have a drug conviction >but people say you should say no on the form to enter the country >but others say that's even worse F----- what do? 03/02/24(Sat)18:59:54 No.2625329 : Anonymous >>2625244 (OP) # Go to their immigration office/embassy and try to convince them that you were just trolling back then.

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Cuckus Maximus | /r/Greentext

46 KB GIF >spend an year with her and her son >Taught him to be a gentleman and respectful of his mother (4-5y/o kid, was insulting and hitting his mom) >dedicate my life to the boy and her >quit drugs/alcohol/gambling/easy women after 15+years of this lifestyle >support her financially (pay for rent, food, clothes, vacations, kids toys, whatever there is) >read books, talk to psychologists about how to be a step dad and raise the kid >kid calls me dad >deny a $200k+ out of country job job so I can be with them (that's 30x average salary in my country) >she leaves me because "I need to be surrounded by people who improve themselves and chase a career" Call me Cuckus Maximus

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Anon is in a dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat)10:23:55 No.914761935 >be me, typical class clown loser >in math class, goofing off >while doing an equation on the whiteboard, the teacher asks us to calculate 324 x 67 for her >being the class clown I blurt out a random number and then tell everyone I'm one of those genius human calculators as a joke >to everyone's complete shock, myself included, I ended up guessing the correct number somehow >everyone now thinks I'm some kinda mathematical genius 272 KB JPG What do I do guys? This is the first time I've actually gotten any respect from my peers and it feels awesome. But I know I'll get exposed for the fraud I am sooner or later and I'll go back to being a loser

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Anon is really not that bright | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 500 KB PNG 8 Replies / 2 Images 02/23/24(Fri)20:06:38 No.76557004 >taking a shower >hop out >drying assho- pause >"I forgot to wash my a------, didn't |?" >check for confirmation >hop back in the shower : Anonymous >>76557004 (OP) # You have that much s--- back there? >>76557071 # >>76558583 # View Thread 02/23/24(Fri)20:15:33 No.76557058

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What did Feige mean by this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)20:47:01 >age of ultron >they never tell you how old ultron is O Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)20:48:50 No. 123946973 File: 1426388753140.gif (494 KB, 200x200) >infinity war >only lasts 15 minutes Anonymous 06/22/21 (Tue)20:49:52 No.123946993 >>123946948 (OP). >Civil War >It's just an airport scuffle.

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Death of the author | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Watchmen 03/02/24(Sat)12:36:59 No.19681645 SIMLEE wiway- SNC 1499743063199.jpg 255 KB JPG >Left: People need to be told the truth, even if it will cost my own life. >Right: I am ready to kill everyone for my plan...no not myself. >Moore: Ahah I am trolling fascists by making Rorschach die to respect his morale, there is no way I am glorifying him as one of the greatest superheroes of history. Is Moore retard?

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Anon is straight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPEG 3/2/2024, 1:55:14 AM > be me > completely heterosexual > be in the storeroom in the back > my coworker is also back there > he definitely works out > see him reaching up to the tall shelf > feel nothing because I'm straight > go home and f--- my sister No.76381149 Get your mind out of the gutter, you f------ degenerates. I told you I'm not gay.

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Boomer anon gets an intern | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Idm4RynW 55 KB JPG 02/23/24(Fri)15:00:32 No.459580645 >be me, boomer nuclear engineer >ask zoomer intern to adjust the demon core >he tells me he doesn't know how, asks me to show him >baffled useless >he seriously didn't know how to do it >tell him to just figure it out, but he keeps begging me to show him so he doesn't "screw it up" >laugh in his face and tell him to be a man >his finger slips, zapping us both with heroic doses of gamma rays >currently posting this with prosthetic fingers because my body is falling apart kids these days

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: Anonymous Hospital anons 03/03/24(Sun)07:50:57 No.76655876 24 KB JPG Any anons work in a hospital? > Be me hospital cleaner infection control delivery boy > Clean up s--- deliver food make coffee > Dementia patients cry for rescue and sweet release when I walk in > Do 360 and gtfo out every time > "Would you like a coffee sir?" "Well it all goes back to 1963 when I was at th" > Stop listening immediately > Spend half the day smoking checking out nurses and making tradesman bux > Guy in next bed dies >Seen a dozen stiffs by this point don't care >Heartless.png > Human suffering has become meaningless > Literally.me > Half the staff are Karens and the other half are based mainland Europeans who don't give a s--- > Coworkers are afraid of cleaning the morgue but I'm one with the corpses >Soundproof ward peaceful af > Have to clean the chapel toilets they're locked? > It's Mohammed the islam enjoyer again he is cleaning his feet for the tenth prayer of the day and getting paid for it (big brained) > Takes 20 mins whatever getting paid to stand there > Take out medical waste and serve coffee to neanderthals > Finish and go home make 200 quid for the day > At dingy one room flat > Get wasted and chain smoke most nights > Mfw kidneys hurt >Mfw wake up vomit and start all over again > Such is life Any similar exp

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