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: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 03/15/24(Fri)07:23:09 No. 73818534 >working in the office >lunch time >grab my perfectly meal prepped food >one cup of chicken, nothing else >"that's all you're eating?" >*ughhhhhhhhhh* >is that a problem? >"well I just thought you'd eat a full meal, something with more rice and maybe some vegetables since you're always about being healthy" >rice has arsenic, pesticides and other anti nutrients >vegetables are full of pesticides and anti nutrients >"well eating only chicken for lunch cannot be healthy" I'd kill them all if I could. How is the 200lb land whale secretary going to lecture 'ME' about being healthy.

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.
②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?
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