Comedian Hitoshi Matsumoto sues publisher over sexual assault article Matsumotover Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)05:26:06 No.197322737 >>197322754 >>197322937 >>197323048 >>197323198 >>197323461 >In December 2023, two women made allegations in an article published in the weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun that Matsumoto had sexually assaulted them in 2015 and in response his talent agency strongly denied, saying that there "no facts whatsoever" to the allegations.[20] Matsumoto himself responded saying "I'll fight because (the allegations) are totally groundless," however he subsequently paused his comedic and hosting performances.[21] In January 2024, Matusmoto sued Bungei Shunju which is the publisher of the magazine Shukan Bunshun alleging that it had engaged in defamation by publishing the story and was seeking damages of ¥550 million.[22] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitoshi_Matsumoto#Legal_issues Matsumoto bros... it's over. >> Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)05:27:15 No.197322754 >>197322789 >>197322823 >>197323069 >> >>197322737 (OP). Women should be excluded from the entertainment industry entirely at this point Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)05:29:03 No. 197322789 >>197322815 >>197322863 >>197322754 Seconding this What the f--- have women contributed to entertainment?

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File: stock-photo-young-aggress(...).jpg (1.37 MB, 1500x1102) utterstoc shotters P shutterstock ☐ I wish my dad was more charitable Anonymous 03/20/24(Wed)01:18:31 No.915607511 ► >be me >be 22 >Join the military as a professional soldier >However, I still live at home with my parents because professional soldiers in my country typically reside outside bases due to geographical reasons >A few days ago, after ending my weekend shift early, I decided to go for drinks with my best friend and his bandmates, cuz I hardly ever see them >Make a courtesy call to my parents so that they aren't alarmed for being home so late, and smelling like booze >Have a few glasses of schnapps and fruit brandy (really good ngl) >Enjoying the vibe of the jazz club with my best friend and his mates. Felt good to be socializing with people other than colleagues >Remembered that my best friend's buddy had nowhere to stay the night, so I called my mum if they were cool with him staying over >Mum is hesitant, but she relents >Call dad, dad says no and asking why I sound drunk (I'm not, I controlled myself because I needed to work tomorrow) >Dad say he's coming over, tells me to come down or else he'll make a scene in the club >I start to cry, telling him that I just wanted to destress and have fun with my best friend >I come down, dad is waiting for me downstairs to yell at my face. He tells me that I'm an ungrateful bastard cuz I make them worry. That I'm selfish for only thinking about myself and how I 'lied' to them. How I betrayed their trust cuz I told them I was going to have 1 beer, when instead I had -2 wine glasses >he rebutts, saying that I am immature and selfish again for thinking only about myself, and how I was destroying my career >he goes home first, tells me to find my way back myself >I calm myself down upstairs in the jazz club with my friends, until the jam session ends >Dad calls again, demanding I take a cab back home >I return home, dad tells me that he was testing me to see if I had any remorse or guilt after he left. Wanted to see if I would rush back home out of filial piety I hope to god that I won't gaslight my kids like how my dad did to me.

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File: 4E8CA13F-5F07-41A3-ACE4-C(...).jpg (294 KB, 828x611) political debate 2 ☐ Anonymous 03/19/24(Tue)14:55:59 No.915597806 >be me 16 >I lean right wing at the time >super liberal chick in class solid 7/10 qt >every day in class we get into some petty >one day she goes off on some tangent more than usual >Im feeling extra saucy and told her she has fatherless behavior >she glares at me before running out of class >awkward.jpeg >I follow after her to apologize >she's balling >I start to apologize and she starts making out with me before slapping me in the face >w--.jpeg Why are women like this? Is this a set up to frame me for r--- or some s---?

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Comedian Hitoshi Matsumoto sues publisher over sexual assault article Matsumotover Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)05:26:06 No.197322737 >>197322754 >>197322937 >>197323048 >>197323198 >>197323461 >In December 2023, two women made allegations in an article published in the weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun that Matsumoto had sexually assaulted them in 2015 and in response his talent agency strongly denied, saying that there "no facts whatsoever" to the allegations.[20] Matsumoto himself responded saying "I'll fight because (the allegations) are totally groundless," however he subsequently paused his comedic and hosting performances.[21] In January 2024, Matusmoto sued Bungei Shunju which is the publisher of the magazine Shukan Bunshun alleging that it had engaged in defamation by publishing the story and was seeking damages of ¥550 million.[22] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitoshi_Matsumoto#Legal_issues Matsumoto bros... it's over. >> Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)05:27:15 No.197322754 >>197322789 >>197322823 >>197323069 >> >>197322737 (OP). Women should be excluded from the entertainment industry entirely at this point Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)05:29:03 No. 197322789 >>197322815 >>197322863 >>197322754 Seconding this What the f--- have women contributed to entertainment?

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