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196 KB JPG w--.jpg >Be me >chilling in the bathtub >pull up a p--- and grab lotion Finna jerk it >run water while doing it >suddenly water starts turning white and sticky >hear some weird scratching >turn off water >can hear it better >recognize the sound >that dragging sound in the walls >I've heard it before >nozzle bursts and 2 r--- dwarves shoot out >grip my c--- >start sword fighting with d---- >catch one off guard and wack it outcold.jpg >the other one bites my d--- >i instantly c-- >the orgasm distracts me >r--- dwarf jumps on my face and starts c------ in my nostrils >grab him with right hand and squeeze the f----- as hard as I can >explodes into green slime Not even the pipes are safe, which means no more water. Gonna have to drink my own piss from now on. Wish me luck bois

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: waking_up.jpg (145 KB, 715x546) Why is it impossible to exist? Suomynona 03/23/24(Sat) 15:16:36 No.76880301 [ >Cant have a religion >Cant have a gender >Cant have a race >Cant have a age >Cant have a body >Cant have a face >Cant have a opinion >> Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 15:18:18 No.76880314 >>76880301 (OP) >Can be a sponge

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 LOUVELLIDE VIT TUNam ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous John Harvey Kellog 195 KB PNG is on its death bed 03/23/24(Sat) 15:12:32 No.76880260 >Be a doctor in the early 1950s >Have a strange obsession is m----------- >Also the inventor of cornflakes >VomitEmoji.jpeg >Promote circumcision as a means to eliminate m----------- >People believe it for some reason >Circumcision peaks in 1986 >Since then, the practice slowly shrivelled up and >Be me, born in 1986 >Circumcised >Still a chronic masturbator >If I was uncircumcised my foreskin would've fallen off by now How did people believe this?

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Board /b/ - Random Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/23/24(Sat)14:57:23 No.915803411 1.56 MB PNG >Tendies? >No >III have the genetically modified GIGA TENDIE! Proof that we are living in the future. Anonymous that's not how it works op 03/23/24(Sat)14:58:46 No.915803464 it's shredded and re-pressed into that shape nice dubs thoughbeit Anonymous thats fish you retard 03/23/24(Sat)14:58:50 No.915803472

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Anon finds out how people bond | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 97 KB JPG 03/23/24(Sat)22:16:59 No. 76878511 >office job >new >working as IT >no one is genuine with me >yesterday >general managers birthday party >invited >went there >started chugging beers >2.5 liters of beer gone >cant even walk properly >start telling people that i love them >start hugging random people from office >last thing i remember is marketing manager offering me a c-------- >i just took one hit then fell asleep on couch >they woke me up >marketing manager took me to his car >back seat >start puking in his car >he starts laughing by the fact that im so f------ fried up that i dont care and vomit in his car >takes me home >thank him for taking care of me and apologize for the mess >"s--- happens mate" >today >everyone thinks i'm an cool and sweet guy >everyone thinks im cute or something when drunk >they say they absolutely gonna invite me to other activities and s--- Never in my life I thought being drunk could help with life bros

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Anon loses his virginity to a transsexual prostitute. | /r/Greentext

File: 17a.png (286 KB, 500x497) weird feels thread Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)17:53:06 No. 17019753 ►>>17019858 So I just lost my virginity to a transexual prostitute and I don't know if I should be proud I worked up the courage to, or ashamed of what went down >be me last night >2 weeks away from turning 21 >dont want to be that 21 year old who has never had sex >resolve myself to f--- a prostitute >originally planned to f--- a girl, but then came across this one listing >as far as trannys go shes a 9/10 >brazillian, proper t---, hot face, narrowish shoulders (only turn off was the big hands) >decide to just visit her since I've had a t----- fettish for years > after downing some vodka for courage call her to make an appointment >30 minutes later I'm at her apartment >Tell her this is my first time and asked if she could take the lead >she smiles and says sure "Just tell me what you're into" >pause >realize this might be my only chance to live out my domination fantasy >tell her to just be real rough with me and dominate me, make me her slave >afraid she'd be weirded out but she seems happy >Exact words "It's not every day I get to dominate a virgin" >feel relaxed that she isn't repulsed by my virginity and think all will be okay >what follows is 20 minutes of extremely degrading and horrible sex followed by 10 minutes of humiliation > as soon as I get naked she pretty much rapes me for 20 minutes telling me what to do >it was not how I had pictured it. >I was in so much pain both physically and emotionally but to afraid to tell her to stop >literally butt f----- for a good 10 minutes - pure agony > after she finished she jacked me off >as I get up to leave she pushes me back on the bed saying theres 10 minutes left >SHES THIS INTO DOMINATION > literally forces me to live on her bed and suck her balls for 10 minutes while she verbally abuses me >come home and cry myself to sleep >wake up, post this Don't ever give into the t----- fettish robots, it's not worth it. Before this I could probably maybe pass as a normie sometimes, but now I am irreversibly emotionally damaged. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)17:57:11 No. 17019822 ►>>17019841 Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)17:59:19 No. 17019858 ► File: 1422251274872.jpg (34 KB, 336x335) I can't. My ass still f------ hurts. I will never be able to forget that. F--- you to all the t----- trip f--- who promote a--- sex. >>17019753 (OP) holy f------ s--- >>17019796 Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)17:57:57 No. 17019841 >>17019866 File: 1422406840411.jpg (47 KB, 499x499) >>17019822 Wait, so you got f----- BY the t-----? Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:00:42 No. 17019877 ► LOL Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:00:05 No. 17019866 >>17019888 >>17019890 >>17020415 >>17019841 Yes. By the time the ordeal started I had been completely cured of my t----- fettish, I just wanted it to be over, I had no desire to f--- her the moment she started abusing me. It is not how you picture kinky sex. It is horrible. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:04:00 No. 17019927 ►>>17020105 File: 1416645231837.png (283 KB, 546x432) Well OP, that's that. You got butt-f----- by a t-----. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:18:12 No. 17020149 >>17020181 >>17020197 >>17019753 (OP) The real question is how many dollars did you pay to have your a------ fissured to oblivion? Time to move on to bigger and better things, and hopefully not just more of them. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:15:16 No. 17020105 >>17020121 File: 133859012087.jpg (19 KB, 274x350) >>17019927 doesn't sound like they could be much bigger than the t----- c--- he took Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:20:57 No. 17020197>>17020213 >>17020233 >>17020242 >>17020149 I will answer you even though you are d--- like some others here, incase a bro is actually curious. I paid $150 for 30 minutes Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:23:44 No. 17020233 File: 1421164982658.png (14 KB, 524x685) Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:22:18 No. 17020213 ► File: 1424135568410.jpg (49 KB, 317x313) >>17020197 >paid 150$ to get painfully r---- in the ass Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:01:24 No. 17019888 >>17019952 >>17020127 le: 1424497645196.jpg (51 KB, 632x560) >>17019866 Why didn't you just f--- the t-----? I don't think that getting f----- in the ass really counts as losing your virginity, sounds like you went through of it for nothing. >>17020197 >$150 for 30 minutes. >$150 for 30 minutes. >$150 for 30 minutes. TOP KEK Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:05:37 No. 17019952 ►>>17019973 >>17020043 >>17020210 >>17019888 I had sex, so I am no longer a virgin. It doesn't matter if I didn't f--- her. Sex is sex. Also she jacked me off. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:11:27 No. 17020043 >>17020127 le: 1423835228337.png (280 KB, 402x506) LEWD! >>17019952 >>17019979 Nah, I'm pretty sure you're still a virgin, a virgin who essentially paid to be r---- by a t-----. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:25:06 No. 17020258 ►>>17020284 File: Spoiler Image (25 KB, 350x350) >>17020113 Op you sound butthurt. SPOILERS Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:26:49 No. 17020284➤ File: 1420445143906.jpg (61 KB, 640x480) >>17020258 >butthurt SHHH RELAX ANON WE STILL HAVE 10 MINUTES Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:29:07 No. 17020323➤ OP literally got himself r---- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:29:21 No. 17020329 ► How long till OP gets an a--- prolapse? Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:17:53 No. 17020142 ► >>17020113 No, but you're not a girl. As a man you have to penetrate. >>17020090 you gave a gay man money to r--- you Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:18:11 No. 17020148 ▷ >>17019753 (OP) A girl gets f----- in the ass to avoid losing her virginity sometimes, dude. You didn't lose your virginity. You got f----- in your ass and essentially r---- for no reason. You're still a f------ virgin, holy f------ s---. I'm screencapping, this is GOLD. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:14:35 No. 17020091 ► >not stretching your boipussy weeks in advance in preparation

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Anons are spied on | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat)11:16:59 No.76878510 this place is called /pol/ 1710180753137007.jpg 405 KB JPG You guys ever wonder what glowie fbi agents say when they spy on us? >During break they hang by the coffee machine >"My anon just posts bbc threads on /pol/. What is your anon up to?" >"My anon shoved a stick of butter up his ass." >"That's nothing. My anon f------ died. He threw a grenade in his toilet, and it blew up. I'm being reassigned to an anon who justs posts on /x/ & /k/"

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Lol gaybois | /r/Greentext

Embracing figures at Pompeii 'could have been gay lovers', after scan reveals they are both men f share CD040683-728B-46E2-9C39-6152B03FE828.png 1.67 MB PNG >be me >drinking wine with best bro >served 10 years in army together >saved my life once >named my son after the guy >mountain f------ explodes >find house and hide for shelter >give each other one last bro hug >ash burys us both >1900 years later get found >lol gay bois

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Anon on modern marriage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 79 KB JPG >Never divorce Marriage in 2024 03/23/24(Sat) 17:26:30 No.76877368 Marriage in 1950 >Get some milkshakes with the boys >See cute girl >Talk to her, maybe dance a bit >Get married a few weeks later >Have five kids >Get a job and buy a house after marriage >Have a military-style workout routine, cold showers everyday with intensive skincare, spend years trying to get a good job and studying how to make women happy before even starting to date >Go on dating app >If you're lucky, someone's going to choose you in the human meat market >Have to do all sorts of stupid stuff to get her dopamine fried brain to not get bored or get "the ick" >Maybe she'll marry you after years of building muh heccin relationship >Maybe get her to pump out one or two children from her wrinkly, egg deprived womb but probably not >She'll divorce you the second she feels like it Its crazy how picky and indecisive people have become these days.

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: Anonymous ✡ 03/23/24(Sat)16:55:27 No.195178556 Embracing figures at Pompeii 'could have been gay lovers', after scan reveals they are both men Josephine Mckenna ROME 7 April 2017 +5:08pm The two bodies were found wrapped in a poignant embrace in their final moments as they were covered beneath molten rock and layers of ash in the ancient city of Pompeii | CREDIT: Fotonews/Splash News/Renna 1696017496741620.png 560 KB PNG >bump into some dude while trying to run away from lava >people call you a h--- 2000 years later are italians mistreated? have we done em dirty?

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Mare Nostrum | /r/Greentext

: Odd Anon 03/10/24(Sun)03:33:22 No.76730600 images_-_2023-12-02t020057.801.jpg 18 KB JPG > Be 13 year old me in covid lockdown > 1st years highschool sucks 'cause modular learning > Hangout with this classmate online > One day he sends me p--- pics as a joke > I also send horny pics as a joke > Asks me something like do you like watching p---? > Tells me he feels like he's being tickled when he gets off to it. > The other day I sent him a page of pokeporn comic (snivy p--- comic) everytime I send him a message for 3 days before getting bored > ffw 2 years later, be 15 year old me in 9th grade > highschool is now back on face to face classes > He and I have been classmates since 7th grade > Talk about what we did from 2 years ago > He now tells me he doesn't watch it anymore > Think about why >tfw I realize I made him quit by sending him pages of snivy p--- comic

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196 KB JPG w--.jpg >Be me >chilling in the bathtub >pull up a p--- and grab lotion Finna jerk it >run water while doing it >suddenly water starts turning white and sticky >hear some weird scratching >turn off water >can hear it better >recognize the sound >that dragging sound in the walls >I've heard it before >nozzle bursts and 2 r--- dwarves shoot out >grip my c--- >start sword fighting with d---- >catch one off guard and wack it outcold.jpg >the other one bites my d--- >i instantly c-- >the orgasm distracts me >r--- dwarf jumps on my face and starts c------ in my nostrils >grab him with right hand and squeeze the f----- as hard as I can >explodes into green slime Not even the pipes are safe, which means no more water. Gonna have to drink my own piss from now on. Wish me luck bois

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