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Anonymous (ID: pgxbWUHR) I⭑I 04/03/24(Wed)19:49:15 No.463877754 >the eclipse is finally f------ here, get it over with already >stay inside while everyone is acting like a sun cuck >le epic game of counter strike >eclipse comes and goes, don't even notice >what the f--- is that noise coming from outside? >people are cheering and theres a lot of commotion w-- >look outside window.jpeg >people are f----- flying around in the sky n s---, you can see a dude in the distance shooting lasers out of his d--- >turns out all the vaccinated people exposed to eclipse developed the super powers >everyone who has powers just starts f------, massive superhero o--- people are loving this s--- >best friend flies by window with his crazy powers and he's with a bunch of hot chicks >calls me a f-- before flying off to join the sky o--- >at least I got the new skin in fortnite >oh god its happening again

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