Translation
(left)
Spike: Twilight, are you going to replace me with that owl?
Owlowiscious: Who?
Twilight: That's nonsense.
Twilight: You know, sometimes I also need some help at night
Spike: You will know that the assisdent with fingers is the No. 1 assisdent until then

(right)
Spike: Hi, Pinkie Pie
Pinkie: Just call me Pinkie is OK
Spike: Right, Pin(Flat)kie
Pinkie: Don't you know that I can see those lines, silly
Spike: What? Ahh
(Boom)
Pinkie: Poor thing, a meteor happens to fall down