My players reading my session notes while I'm in the bathroom: Narrator: *Mad supposition, questionable diagrams, and many gleeful references to 'tentacles'. Not an overly academic text. *

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

DM PRO TIP CONSEQUENCES IF AN ITEMICAN SURVIVE VIOLENCE, DO NOT LOCK IT IN A BOX THAT CAN BE OPENED BY VIOLENCE

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I would love to see a debate between a lizardfolk and a corrupt noble on how to lead a nation or group of people | /r/dndmemes

THE LIZARDFOLK CLERIC ASKING A QUESTION TO A FEW CORRUPT NOBLES AT THE ROYAL BANQUET THE PARTY WAS INVITED TO, TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THEIR ALIEN WORLDVIEWS. "SO YOU HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE AS YOUR TRIBE YES? BUT YOU AREN'T GOOD CHIEFTAINS, YOU DON'T PROTECT THEM, YOU DO NOT FEED THEM, YOU EVEN STEAL THEIR HATCHLINGS, I DO NOT UNDERSTANDS WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN EATEN YET?" imgflip.com

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Had a huge battle against an army of the undead in my most recent session. | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic The party's warforged artificer How are you not dead? A single zombie that had been bitten by the artificer's companion, had its limbs cut off, and stabbed in a way that removed its jaw I have no idea!

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"Ajantis? more like A-Jerk-Tit, that's what he is!" -The party's paladin, Lawful Good | /r/dndmemes

You find a paladin NPC who want to travel with us, extra hand so why not? He suddenly start attack the party mid-combat after detecting an absolute evil in the party, the rogue is Chaotic Good imgflip.com

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I can't believe LeBron played the most boring way... | /r/dndmemes

wish TAKERS LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY PLAYING AS A WHITE STRAIGHT MALE HUMAN FIGHTER FAP

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ah yes, who doesnt want some angst and trauma from accidentally killing a possible family member | /r/dndmemes

GOING TO A NICE LITTLE TOWN AND HELPING THEM WITH KILLING SOMEONE THAT MIGHT BE BANDITS, ZOMBIES, VAMPIRES PART OF YOUR FAMILY imgflip.com

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[OC]The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 10. "Whoops" | /r/dndmemes

WHY DO YOU BANDITS INSIST ON TRYING TO MUG ME?! D LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN: I GOT A LETTER FOR AN "EDDIE". WHICH ONE OF YOU JACKASSES IS THAT? Д S--* I'M SOOORRY. THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #10 SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO いい 이이이 000 0 To WOOPS

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Player who didn't bother to make a backstory Me, the dm "Ur cursed"

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They are going to need to be ready when every NPC from now on knows those things | /r/dndmemes

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You finally find that f------ lich bitch that screwed over your Cleric's Revivify, costing you your bestie COUNTERSPELL THIS.

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It's not always about the gold | /r/dndmemes

King: Your mission is to escort some highly valued goods to the Storm Giants. Rogue sneaks off to loot the goods. Rogue: Wait, what the f**k? Barbarian: If I get to smoke one, I'm in!

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Hoyoverse ASCENDS Yae Sakura Miko to GODHOOD! | /r/dndmemes

I love you in every universe.

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Dungeons and Dragons - At least it's more than one post-it note with "Sexy Goblin?" written on it | /r/dndmemes

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