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I'll go this way so I don't scare her Daddy N-Nice Mr. Bear...

_"A poll was posted on Twitter about if women would prefer to find a man in the woods, or a bear in the woods, and the bear overwhelmingly wins because they claim a man would SURELY r--- and kill them but the bear would not; which shows how much modern feminism has brainwashed people into stupidity; but also gives for some fun memes"_

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I’ll also choose the bear because at least everyone will believe you when you say you were attacked by a bear

Keteneh @keteneh ... I'll also choose the bear because at least everyone will believe you when you say you were attacked by a bear Leslie Jones @Lesdoggg Apr 12 • I choose the bear!! HEY MEN, you have now become so dangerous to us we would rather take our chances with a wild bear!! Wow yall really need to start listening. This is sad to me!! Again anyone who say not all men is exactly the men we are talking about! It doesn't make sense how... Show more SCREENSHOT . 9:53 PM Apr 12, 2024 2.8M Views with a bear lemon SCREENSHOT WITH A BEAR 2 J Tik Tok reisitorio787

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HEY MEN, you have now become so dangerous to us we would rather take our chances with a wild bear!!

Leslie Jones @Lesdoggg I choose the bear!! HEY MEN, you have now become so dangerous to us we would rather take our chances with a wild bear!! Wow yall really need to start listening. This is sad to me!! Again anyone who say not all men is exactly the men we are talking about! It doesn't make sense how much yall just don't care. I wonder all the time if yall didn't have your strength would we be in this mess! #whathorrormovieareweinrightnow SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT Tik Tok SO MAYBE A BEARⓇisitorio787 HAHAHA . 12:48 AM Apr 12, 2024 4.8M Views

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Women: answer a hypothetical question honestly

Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd Women: *answer a hypothetical question honestly* Fragile ones: YOU'RE LYING. YOU'RE MENTALLY SICK. YOU HATE MEN. EVERYONE HATES YOU. I HOPE A BEAR EATS YOU. YOU SHOULD *redacted* YOURSELF. HOW MUCH DO WE HAVE TO SCREAM AT YOU BITCHES BEFORE YOU REALIZE WE'RE SAFE AND RESPECTFUL? • • 4:35 PM Apr 28, 2024 133.5K Views ...

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EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK

bug girl @buggirl have yall seen that little bitch whose mom was attacked by a bear so he made a tiktok like "im glad u women have lived suCH PRIVILEGED LIVES THAT U WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR!!!" and everyone was like and it turns out..... EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK • • 12:35 PM Apr 28, 2024 1M Views

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Bears are more predicable

Antonia @flaminhaystacks Women choose the bear because the bear doesn't pretend to be a good guy just to hurt you A bear doesn't stalk you for years when you avoid it A bear won't r--- you You can be cautious of ALL bears & not have other bears wanting you dead as a result Bears are more predicable • . 8:17 AM Apr 28, 2024 26.8K Views ...

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Zero bears have:

Siobhan @mshavisham Zero bears have: stolen my car and money • put a knife to my throat or a gun to my head beaten my kids • beaten and r---- me Men have stolen my car and money, put a knife to my throat, put a gun to my head, beaten me and my kids, and r---- me. I choose the bear. • 12:48 AM Apr 28, 2024 244.5K Views יי0

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The entire concept is that you don’t know who the man is

Echo -☀ @TheEcho13 ... No, the question is whether or not you'd rather be stranded in the woods with a man or a bear. Not their father/brother or a bear. The entire concept is that you don't know who the man is you have to assess which option holds the most risk and the man is the riskier bet every time. • • 11:29 PM Apr 27, 2024 174.4K Views

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Attacked by a bear = men will kill it

Megzy @Mooglet1 Attacked by a bear = men will kill it Attacked by a shark = men will kill it Attacked by a dog = men will kill it Attacked by a man = men will ask us what we were wearing & why we were there in the first place 9:59 PM Apr 27, 2024 756.6K Views ...

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I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear.

FORKINGATE Book Jockey @AngelaLovesNY I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose • • • the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. Hope this pisses you off. • • 9:20 PM Apr 27, 2024 1.4M Views

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I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to ‘just pick better’ so women picked the bear.

Echo -☀ @TheEcho13 I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to 'just pick better' so women picked the bear. . • 10:59 PM Apr 27, 2024 1.9M Views

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The bear is fucking predictable

f MJ 88 @SingingDogz "Why does everyone keep choosing the bear over the man? The bear will...." ... The bear is f------ predictable. The bear acts on instinct and doesn't want anything to do with you. The bear isn't going to kill anyone to protect its reputation. Bears can be planned for. • 9:02 PM Apr 27, 2024 792.5K Views

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I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human

Lynn/Mulder @tonewplaces I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human, it weighs twice what you do and has knives for hands, and you might be in its territory without ever knowing x.com/JessPected/sta... • 5:01 PM Apr 27, 2024 · 3M Views

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