Elf druid: you can't just kill and eat something you can talk to! It's inhumane. Lizardfolk druid: Sometimes, a feller's gotta eat a fella...

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No sun here Once upon a time in Ravenloft We are trapped Gods don't respond Strahd is toying with us No slavery I have found an iron sword Finally no heat! Granny gave me a pastry with my favorite filling That's a nightmare... Came from FORGOTTEN REALIS I would live here! Local Sorcerer King invited for a dinner Came from DARK SUN D GENIDO

and i was like "my eternal slave says what?" and he totally fell for it you know you don't need to do that right? what do you mean? but that's no fun! you don't need to rely on wordplay. mortals will just sign that stuff away willingly. it's efficient. there's no ambiguity in ownership. and it's always a laugh to see them trade so much for so little. speaking of, you still I owe me that soul. $ for the last time. nothing a pact of the fiend warlock says or does in the feywild is legally binding.

Wizard: I cast Wish. DM: Okay, what do you wish for? Wizard: I wish the BBEG would disappear. DM: Granted, the BBEG is now fully invisible. THE REST OF THE PARTY THE WIZARD

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El 16 11 YOU REACH OUT TO PUSH THE ORC OFF THE BRIDGE, BUT INSTEAD LIGHTLY CARESS HIS BACK. HE IS UNCOMFORTABLE." maflip.com Unlike Comment Share You and 58 others like this. 91 shares The Orc reflexively goes to crush your larynx in response (die rolls), but instead intwines his fingers in your hair. You fear that another 1 could mean an awkward letter home in the morning. Years and several critical failures later, Borgog, Scourge of the Thundercaves. thinks back on how he met his husband Tuergar Trueheart and chuckles. A different time, to be sure. He goes back to weeding their garden. October 2 at 1:33pm Edited Like 21

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MY GOD!!! THE DRAGON IS BROKEN IN HALF! | /r/dndmemes

Player: What do you mean I can't wrestle a dragon? DM: I mean you are using Giant's Might since you're Rune Knight Figher, and using Tavern Brawler to has grapple as bonus action. Player: But I can't wrestle a dragon, despite being large. DM: No, you can't piledriver a dragon. 3

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DM: "Why don't you want yo interact with my uber cool NPC?" Their NPC: | /r/dndmemes

DM: At the bar, you see a cloaked, hunched-over man. His hair is made out of diamonds, his hands are pure adamantium, his third, ghost arm is stirring his coffee with its ghost pinkie while he is practicing jutsus with his physical hands. His name is Tragh-Eddy and he is a level 25 Rogue. Players: Who else is in the tavern? DM: There is Jessie McNut, a Druid who can turn into a squirrel. Players: I want to talk to Jessie McNut.

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Rules that make up reality? Nigh-Incomprehensible Runes? Require great intelligence and concentration? | /r/dndmemes

Perspective of Magic users Basic Spells Concentration Spells 5+5+15 Maintaining the pattern. 5.5-10.5.5·10· (25) FIRE BALL what you see Interrupting a Caster 5+5+ OW F--- what she sees c² = 9²+b²

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[OC] The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 13. "Mugging" | /r/dndmemes

OI, YOU THERE! GIVE US YOUR GOLD OR WE'LL MU- THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #13 SO SORRY! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE! WUT? SHUTTHEFUCKUPDAVE. WE'RE... PLAYING A PRANK ON A FRIEND! HAVE A GOOD DAY! OH WELL, ALLRIGHT THEN! SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO H-------- THAT WAS CLOSE. YOU OKAY, MATE? OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY, WE ALMOST DIED! लु

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When your DM keeps the receipts. | /r/dndmemes

Some b------- I said a year ago that my DM remembered Me

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Someone asked me to put my fighting game mains together, and this thought came into my head | /r/dndmemes

THE WARLOCK THE PALADIN THE MONK THAT ONE MONSTER THE PARTY ADOPTED BECAUSE THEY LIKED HIM THE BARBARIAN

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My table: Why are you the Forever DM? My DM: I do this sh*t for the love of the game.

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We're cheating, just not on you | /r/dndmemes

Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys: H 3 uy P-P GUIDE PHANDBOOK

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY VILLY CHISMO MANY Ok, so it's still glowing. That's good. Have you tried casting disenchantment and re-enchantment on your orb?

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Should I smoke one? | /r/dndmemes

King: Your mission is to escort some highly valued goods to the Storm Giants. Rogue sneaks off to loot the goods. Rogue: Wait, what the f**k? Barbarian: If I get to smoke one, I'm in!

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they can also be bribed with food | /r/dndmemes

Old D&D: "Mimics are near-perfect property guards. They're intelligent, they speak common..." Me: L They WHAT

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