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>>77497719 (OP) # >be me, decent looking "average" guy >not a Chad or anything but hiding my autistic virginity well >but I was born with a micropenis, a disgustingly small wormlike c---, but my parents still circumsized me making it even worse >I never admitted it to anyone, when I was young I wondered why my dad seemed worried about me being a f----- but only when I was older I realized why, and puberty did not save me. It grew, but was still well below average when I turned 18 >Despite my small c---, I was constantly masturbating hoping it would grow, but like a chopped stump it never did, and I stopped watching p--- and grew to resent other men for having what I never could. >Tried to date, but never made it very far because I knew no girl would ever want to f--- me if she knew the truth. >Finally I put in my dating profile that I'm "asexual" like some f----- and not looking to have sex until I really know the girl >Somehow match with a local girl who is also very autistic and does not want to have sex until marriage because it's against her religion. She is both trad and nerdy at the same time and very sheltered/childish but it's the best I can do. >But I am super attracted to her and want to f--- her >Go on dates and we click instantly, finally start having her come over to my place >Finally, we start kissing and that's enough for awhile >I take my shirt off for her and she likes it, but I keep my pants on tight. >One day, I decide to be straight with her >Tell her that I love her so much and I hope she still loves me as a person, but I have a dark secret >I drop my pants revealing my barely visible penis and balls >She laughs and I feel ashamed >But then she says "don't worry, I still love you. But I hope you will still love me too, you see..." >"I have the opposite problem" >She pulls up her skirt revealing a MASSIVE PENIS!!! >"YOU T----- FREAK!!!" I scream like a little girl >"Well someone's gotta be the man around here" the troon sighs sadly.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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