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![Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun)17:38:20 No.193382239 >Be a proud American. >Wake up on sunday and make cereal. >Wife chugged the last of the synthetic milk. >Use gallon of corn syrup instead. >Mix it with my 10 prescription fat people pills. >TummyRumble.wav 210 KB PNG >Waddle to steel reinforced water saving toilet for weekly s---. >Spend an hour giving birth to what feels like a cinder block. >A------ gaping like nuclear crater. >These pills are supposed to give me diarrhoea. >*PLOP* >Be drenched in sweat at the end of this. >Exercise done for the week. >Flush 25 times down the toilet. >Brush teeth with sweetened toothpaste. >No need to wash penis because circumcised for health reasons. >Get inside of lifted pickup truck. >Regular suspension cannot handle my god tier 600lbs form. >Drive above speed limit on highway (41mph) to gas station where I do my weekly grocery shop. >Fill cart with a week supply of frozen pizza, cereal and bud light. >Don't buy europoor beer because its unhealthy. >Pay with credit card debt. >Drive back to trailer park and feast on pizza with wife and crippled war hero son. >Pray to shrine of US president (Benjamin Netanyahu) >Get s-------- on piss beer while zoning out to trashy poor people on TV. >Time for bed (11pm) >Me and wife take prescription horny pills for sex. >Cant get hard due to vasectomy. >Ravage wifes fat folds for 2 minutes. >Apply breathing machine for sleep while wife sets up our sleeping pills, dreaming pills, and waking up pills so we dont die. >Fall asleep and have a nightmare about being a europoor. >God bless the USA. Anonymous [] 02/04/24(Sun)17:40:53 No. 193382333](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/749/952/7f0.png)
![/11\ 77] TE Anonymous 06/26/24(Wed)02:19:18 No.77957361 ► >be vidya attic >love games that give me new ways of dismembering humans and destroying environments >be chad >dont play videogames cuz im not 12 >love capeshit movies like deadpool and boyz where f------ get anihilated >be tender female >don't like gory violence yuck >love movies like 2012 and DEEP impact tho cuz wow so crazy guys it's almost like ppl like watching ppl die](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/847/171/c59.jpeg)
![/11\ 77] TE Anonymous 06/26/24(Wed)02:19:18 No.77957361 ► >be vidya attic >love games that give me new ways of dismembering humans and destroying environments >be chad >dont play videogames cuz im not 12 >love capeshit movies like deadpool and boyz where f------ get anihilated >be tender female >don't like gory violence yuck >love movies like 2012 and DEEP impact tho cuz wow so crazy guys it's almost like ppl like watching ppl die](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/847/171/c59.jpeg)
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